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The king of small report composition
I have a sister who is the "king" of tattletale. She has watery eyes, two ears facing each other across the mountain, a talkative mouth and two slender feet for small reports. First suck the contents of the small report out of your ear, then rush to the receiver with your feet and beat me to death with your clever mouth.
I remember once, I went back to my hometown and bought a pack of chewing gum to eat. Suddenly, I had a bad idea: take the gum from my uncle's head! I was so happy, but it was a pity that the little prince's sister heard me, so I took a piece of gum and said, "Sister, here you are!" Don't snitch, okay? " "Well, all right!" My sister readily agreed and jumped away with gum in her mouth. I am relieved, according to the original plan ... "Ah! Help! " I ran away screaming. How did my uncle know? This must be what that sister should do. I hid in the kennel, but the dog screamed for food from me! I begged the dog: "Stop barking, I am also a clay idol crossing the river-I can't protect myself!" " "Finally, don't fight!
It's Chinese New Year again. I threw firecrackers at my uncle's car. My sister turned away without saying a word: "Dad, I added my brother, threw firecrackers at the car and blew a big hole in the car!" " The result is self-evident. I was turned into a gourd doll by K.
Another time, I was stealing a computer and my sister saw me. My sister went to my mother to complain: "Aunt, Le Jia's brother is stealing a computer!" " "Mom took me out to talk for half an hour, and my sister went to play computer games. ...
There is a girl who likes to snitch so much. My first day is getting bigger and bigger, and my life is uncomfortable. Sister, sister, why do you like to snitch so much?
In short, my sister's small report helped me make a lot of mistakes. My sister likes listening to my jokes, and I like this snitch sister.
I have a sister who is the "king" of tattletale. She has a pair of watery eyes, two ears facing each other across the mountain, a chattering mouth and two long thin feet for small reports. First suck the contents of the small report out of your ear, then rush to the receiver with your feet and beat me to death with your clever mouth.
I remember once, I went back to my hometown and bought a pack of chewing gum to eat. Suddenly, I had a bad idea: take the gum from my uncle's head! My heart was full of joy, but unfortunately I didn't want to be the "king of small reports"-my sister heard this, so I took a piece of gum and said, "Sister, here you are! Don't snitch, okay? " "Well, all right. ! "Sister readily agreed and jumped away with gum in her mouth. I am relieved, according to the original plan ... "Ah! Help! SOS! SOS!” I ran away screaming. How did my uncle know? This must be what that sister should do. I hid in the kennel, but the dog screamed for food from me! I begged the dog: "Stop barking, I am a clay idol crossing the river-I can't protect myself!" " "Finally, don't KO!
It's Chinese New Year again. I threw firecrackers at my uncle's car. My sister turned away without saying a word: "Dad, I added my brother, threw firecrackers at the car and blew a big hole in the car!" " The result is self-evident. I was turned into a gourd doll by K (two big bags on my head)
Another time, I was stealing a computer and my sister saw me. My sister went to my mother to complain: "Aunt, Le Jia's brother is stealing a computer!" " "Mom took me out to talk for half an hour, and my sister went to play computer games. ...
With my sister who likes to snitch, my life is very uncomfortable because she "became bigger on the first day" (beaten). Sister, sister, why do you like to snitch so much?
In short, my sister's small report helped me make a lot of mistakes. My sister likes listening to my jokes, and I like this snitch sister.
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