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Please tell me the funniest joke in the world.
Then I heard my buddy in the pit next door: "Holy shit …"?
When I was leaving, the buddy said, Brother, do you have any paper? You scared me just now, and the paper fell into the pit!
When I was in the third year of high school, I went downstairs one day after studying, thinking that the person in front was my roommate. I snuck up and kicked his ass and shouted, you came to study by yourself? ! The man rubbed his ass and looked back at me piteously, trembling and saying, hmm. After staring at each other for a few seconds, I hesitated how to apologize. The man replied, big brother, I'm a freshman, and I won't dare to do it again …
Landlord: I bought a new manor. How big is it? It scared you to death-I drove for two and a half hours! ! !
Forum sofa: well, I used to have such a broken car ~
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