Smiling Qq classic funny personality signature.

Smiling Qq classic funny personality signature.

1. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but between someone reviewing and someone previewing.

2. Flowers bloom forever. The country still exists.

3. Draw a circle outside a bucket of instant noodles and open the instant noodles: there is no seasoning bag inside!

4. Some people say that I wear eye shadow. . It's insulting my dark circles. .

She kept rejecting him, but this time she turned him down completely.

6. It's really tiring to get married. I washed my feet, rubbed my legs and beat my back, and then slept in bed with me, as if I hated the old society and my hands were full of bitter tears!

7. When I was a child, as long as someone kept staring at me, I would blush. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.

8. Be a nun and ring the bell every day. Buddha said: depravity is rebirth. I'm going to fall. Don't make any noise. If I wake up, I will strangle you.

9. No matter how hard you try, some things can't be changed, ............ For example, today is Monday. . . . . Even if today is a small year.

10. You are the person in my life, and I am just a passer-by in your life.

1 1. Don't pull it in front of me, or it won't be fireworks but potted plants that hit your head.

12. You take your wooden bridge and I'll sing my sunset song. Whose loneliness, like a knife, killed my Waipoqiao and killed my Niannujiao.

13. Those who have tattoos are not necessarily hooligans, but Yue Fei.

14. My name is Xiaohua and my nickname is Cui Hua. I was a class flower in primary school, a school flower in junior high school, and now a village flower.

15. Man, you must live well to be worthy of your old-age insurance.

16. I became simple, and you became simple and stupid!

17. If you dare to lock me up, I will dare to beat you!

18. My shortcomings are: no shortcomings except advantages, advantages are: no advantages except disadvantages.

19. If you give me another chance to meet you for the first time, I will turn my head and leave.

20. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

2 1. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

22. If you don't have knowledge, don't show off at will, lest Sun Man people laugh at you for not knowing the meaning and art of speaking.

No matter how good you do, it is still unreasonable in the eyes of some people, but that is not your problem, it is their problem.

24. People are still smarter than fools, but you are more retarded.

25. How far is the thought? The sooner you die, the better.

26. Others look like school girls, and we look like jokes.

27. Chemistry is boring, physics is difficult, and mathematics will never be finished.

28. Today, I saw a big man being pointed at by a little girl and scolded: pervert, don't you dare molest my mother.