I'm in a bad mood. Can anyone tell me a joke to make me laugh? Thank you.

1. When I was in junior high school, I was obsessed with martial arts novels. I read them all the time in class. Once in class, I was watching Jin Yong's "Dragon and the Eight Parts". The teacher found out, confiscated it, and then yelled: Give me the other seven books. Hand it over.

2. When the younger brother saw the two dogs doing that, he asked his elder sister what they were doing. The elder sister replied sheepishly: "They were fighting."

The boy next to him laughing out loud.

My sister said angrily: "Why are you laughing? You want to fight?!"

3. The most painful day for a man: December 1st; the most comfortable day for a man: 1 The thirty-first day of the month.

4. I said to a beautiful girl: "I will treat you to dinner today." She said: "I won't eat, let's try another day~" I was very excited!

I said to a brother: "I will treat you to dinner today." He said: "Don't eat, let's try another day~" I was very embarrassed...

A beautiful girl was right I said: "I'll treat you to dinner today." I said: "I won't eat, let's try another day~" She said no -_-!

A dinosaur said to me: "I will treat you to dinner today." I pointed at the wretched man next to me and said: "Someday~"

5. Kissing appeared on TV In the camera, the father asks his son to get a glass of water. Soon, there was another kissing scene on TV. The father asked his son to get another glass of water. The son asked: Dad, do you feel thirsty when you see someone kissing you?

6.

Xiaomei: I went to a concert yesterday.

Xiao Wang: Really, that’s good. Whose concert is it?

Xiaomei: Jaylen. I like him the most. Yesterday's concert was wonderful.

Xiao Wang:? It seems like Jaylen hasn't held any concerts recently.

Xiaomei: I watched it on TV

Xiao Wang: amp;......￥..........I started to admire you!

7. There was a man in the hotel lobby. He wanted to ask the waiter a question. When he turned around and walked towards the counter, he accidentally bumped into a woman next to him, and his elbow touched her. Her breasts. The man turned around and said, "Madam, if your heart is as soft as your breasts, you will forgive me." The lady replied, "If your work is as soft as your hands, If the elbow is as hard, I’m in room 1221.”

8. A man visited a brothel and asked the woman the price. The woman replied: 50 yuan. The man saw it was cheap and did it. The woman said: Please pay 100 yuan. , the man asked why. The woman replied that it was 50 yuan each for entry and exit. The man said angrily: You are fucking China Mobile, and you are charging in both directions!

9. The twins were chatting in their mother’s belly. The eldest brother said: Dad is a good man. He often comes to see us. He just doesn’t care about hygiene and spits and leaves. The second brother said: It’s better to have the uncle next door. After spitting, he used a bag to put the phlegm away.

10. A man had not had sex for a long time, and his wife felt very uncomfortable. One day, he asked her to take off her clothes and stand in front of a mirror, and she was overjoyed to do so. He put her legs together Separate, put your chin on your wife's vagina, and ask your wife: Does my beard look good?