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[Difficult English Brainstorming] English Brainstorming
English brain teaser
1. Where can happiness always be found?
Answer: In the dictionary.
2. What's behind the letter? Answer?
A: All other letters.
3. What makes the leaning tower of Pisa lean?
Answer: It never eats.
4. How many sides does a house have?
Answer: two-inside and outside.
5. What is the smallest room in the world?
Answer: mushrooms
6. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?
Answer: He can't read.
7. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?
Answer: Anything it eats.
8. When did you run as fast as a racing car?
A: When you are in it.
9. What do the workers in the watch factory do?
Answer: They make faces all day.
10. What can you break with just one sentence?
Answer: Silence.
1 1. What questions can you never answer? what's up .
Answer: Are you asleep?
12. What's the best thing to raise in hot weather?
Answer: Cool.
13. What do you know about the king of France?
A: They are all dead.
14. What gets up in the morning and fluctuates all day?
Answer: A flag.
15. I am the tallest animal in the world. What am I?
Answer: agirafe
16. What words can be shortened by adding?
Answer: short.
17. How many great men were born in London?
Answer: No. Only babies.
18. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Answer: Because he is dead.
19. What is the most difficult thing to learn to skate?
Answer: Ice.
20. To whom does everyone take off his hat?
Answer: barber
English tongue twister
1. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
2. Attention: Turn right in a wide range.
Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs every Easter.
4. There are 1 1 elves on Elizabeth's elm.
Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
6. Fresh fried fish, fresh fried fish, fresh fried fish, fresh fried fish.
7. Fresh fried fresh meat
8. The green glass ball emits green light.
9. He threw three balls.
10. He made three free throws.
1 1. Here is a simple game. Here is a simple statement:
12. If the seesaw can see saws, how many saws can the seesaw see?
13. If chewing gum can boil oil, how much oil can chewing gum boil?
14. I thought about it. But what I think is not what I think I think. I wouldn't think so much if I thought what I thought was what I thought.
English joke stories
There are some things you can't explain
A farmer sat in a nearby bar and got drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here drinking on such a fine day?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "There are some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened so terrible?" Asked the man sitting next to the farmer.
"Well," said the farmer, "today I sat next to my cow and milked her. Just when I filled the bucket, she lifted her left leg and kicked the bucket over. "
"All right," said the man, "but it's not that bad." "There are some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what happened later?" The man asked. The farmer said, "I tied her left leg to the post on the left."
"Then what?"
"Well, I sat down again and continued to milk her. Just when I filled the bucket, she raised her right leg and kicked the bucket over. "
The man smiled and said, "Again?" The farmer replied, "There are some things you just can't explain." "So, what did you do later?" The man asked.
"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."
"Then what?"
"Well, I sat down again and began to milk her. Just when I filled the bucket, the stupid cow knocked it over with its tail. "
"Well," the man said and nodded. "There are some things you can't explain," said the farmer.
"So, what did you do?" The man asked.
"Well," said the farmer, "I didn't have any rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafters. At that moment, my pants fell off and my wife came in ... There are some things you just can't explain. "
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