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What are the good words, sentences and paragraphs of grade one! ! ! ?

1. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't turn back when you set foot on it. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

2. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

3. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

4. When meeting, the mood is like white clouds; With it, your heart will fly like rain; Miss, my heart is like quicksand. In retrospect, it feels as blue as a quiet night.

5. It's stupid, but it's reverse thinking.

6. above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

7. Life means birth and life.

8. The road is an incurable scar on the earth, so every step of life is a dull pain.

9. If you can let everything go with her, you are a free man in this world.

10. Love is like pi, which is endless.

1 1. The years on the Internet are like flying knives, and knives are ruthless and old. Revolutionary health is the most important. Don't stay up late surfing the Internet.

12. Long life, always getting lost.

13. The beginning and end of some stories are predestined, no matter how many times the process can be changed by the Moonlight Box.

Once youth is pawned, it can never be redeemed.

15. The so-called low-key is a high-profile without showing traces.

16. Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

17. Don't expect everyone to understand you, because turnips and cabbages have their own tastes. If you make a radish, naturally you can't make a green vegetable.

18. Good love will teach us how to treat an imperfect person.

19. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

20. Marriage Trilogy: In the first year, men are talking and women are listening; The next year, women were talking and men were listening. In the third year, men and women talked together and neighbors listened.

2 1. Be patient or cruel.

22. Don't waste new tears for old sadness.

23. The most explicit compliment is to describe "shrew" as "drunken imperial concubine".

24. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully.

25. In fact, we can boil all the problems down to two kinds: one is that we are hungry and have no food; One is full.

26. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

27. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

28. There is no rehearsal in life, and the live broadcast every day is not only low in ratings, but also low in salary.

29. Summer is not good. I didn't even drink the northwest wind when I was poor.

30. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, you don't know which one you are.

3 1. The so-called romance is to bring back a rose when you buy cabbage for your wife!

32. Money treats me like dirt, and I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

33. Happiness is a comparative level. You can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

34. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes but the smile.

35. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

36. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

37. Man: Twenty years old, semi-finished product; Thirty years old, is a finished product; Forty years old, it is a boutique; Fifty years old is the best; Sixty years old, is a sample; A souvenir of seventy years old.

38. The inspiration is not Cao Cao, just say it.

39. Life is a chapter full of regrets, because she doesn't have a chance to let you modify sick sentences.

40. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches growing from the same root cannot depend on each other in the wind.

4 1. You are not RMB, how can anyone like you?

42. Everyone in the world is an apple bitten by God ... Some people have great defects because God loves her fragrance.

43. If I must lose it, I hope it is sadness! If you must forget, I hope it's trouble!

44. Life is like singing, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

We can't waste time, we can only waste ourselves.

46. Being angry for one minute will not only get no pleasure, but also lose 60 seconds of happiness.

47. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

48. Every heart is not a prison, but just wants to lock up sadness. Let's release them before we get old.

For a father, the most important way to express love to his children is to love his mother.

50. Please don't start without preparation, and please don't promise without ability.

5 1. If youth is spent doing nothing, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.

On the first day of Hua 'an Primary School, he and I walked hand in hand for several blocks to Victoria Primary School. At the beginning of September, the apples and pear trees in every yard were covered with fist-sized fruits, and the branches drooped heavily because of the load, walked out of the hedge and hooked the hair of passers-by.

Many, many children are waiting for the first bell on the playground. Small hands, circling in the hands of parents, look around with timid eyes. They are kindergarten graduates, but they still don't know a rule: graduation of one thing is always the beginning of another.

When the bell rang, people ran in different directions, but in such a crowded crowd, I looked at the back of my child very clearly-as if you could accurately hear the position of your own one when a hundred babies were crying at the same time. Hua' an walked forward with colorful schoolbags, but kept looking back; As if crossing an endless river of time and space, his sight met mine from a distance. I watched his thin figure disappear into the door.

At the age of sixteen, he went to America as an exchange student for a year. I took him to the airport. When I said goodbye, I hugged as usual. My head can only be attached to his chest, as if I had hugged the giraffe's foot. Obviously, he is very painful to give up what one favours. He is waiting in a long line for passport inspection; I stood outside and followed him inch by inch with my eyes. Finally, it was his turn to stop at the customs window for a minute, then take back his passport and flash into a door, but he almost disappeared. I've been waiting for a look back before he disappeared. But he didn't, not once.

Now he is twenty-one years old and studies in the university where I teach. But even if it is the same way, he will not drive my car. Even in the same car, he wore headphones-music that only one person could listen to. It was a closed door. Sometimes he is waiting for the bus across the street, and I look down from the window of a tall building: a tall, thin young man, his eyes looking at the gray sea; I can only imagine his inner world is as deep as mine, but I can't get in. After a while, the bus came and blocked his figure. When the car drove away, there was only one mailbox on the empty street.

I slowly understand that the so-called father-daughter-mother-son scene just means that the fate between you and him is in this life, in this life, watching his back drift away. You stand at this end of the path, watching him gradually disappear at the corner of the path, and he silently tells you with his back: don't chase.

I slowly realized that my loneliness seems to be related to another figure. After finishing my postdoctoral studies, I returned to Taiwan Province Province to teach. On the first day of reporting to the university, my father gave me a long-distance trip in his cheap van that transported feed. Only when he arrived did he know that he didn't drive to the main entrance of the university, but stopped in a narrow lane by a side door. After unloading the luggage, he climbed back into the car and prepared to go back. He obviously started the engine, but rolled down the window and poked his head out and said, "daughter, dad feels very sorry for you." This kind of car is really not suitable for a university professor. "

I watched his van carefully reverse, and then plopped out of the alley, leaving a cloud of black smoke. Until the car turned out of sight, I was still standing there next to a suitcase.

It has been more than ten years since I went to the hospital to see him every week. He was in a wheelchair with his head hanging down to his chest. Once, I found shit dripping all over his trouser legs. I squatted down and wiped his skirt with my handkerchief, but I'm going back to work in Taipei like this. The nurse took his wheelchair. I picked up my bag and looked at the back of the wheelchair. I stopped at the automatic glass door and didn't go in.

I always get to the airport at dusk. In front of the crematorium, the coffin is a huge and heavy drawer that slides slowly forward. I didn't expect to stand so close, only five meters away from the oven door. The rain was tilted by the wind and drifted into the corridor I swept away the rain, wet my forehead hair, and stared deeply, hoping to remember this last watch.

1. Eat and drink in time and enjoy everything God has given you. Never listen to embarrassing words and never meet ugly people. Or do something difficult and fall in love with someone you shouldn't love. -"Electro-optic Phantom"

No matter what mistakes you make in life, it is your own fault, especially the fault of others. Learn from your own mistakes, improve yourself until you don't make the same mistakes, and don't put the blame on others' shoulders, so as not to lose the opportunity to learn. -"Asura"

3. What is a friend's duty to keep secret? If he doesn't want anyone to know, don't say it. If you don't let him talk, he will itch to death, so friends can borrow their ears to listen to it. Who cares! -"Qin Pi"

4, people must be injured to be silent and focused, whether it is mental or physical trauma, it is good for growth. -"Flower Xie Yu"

A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer strange people, and everyone has his difficulties. -"We are not angels"

6, lost things, in fact, never really belong to you, there is no need to regret. -"The Story of the Rose"

7. Why do you want to prove something to people who are not worth it? Life is better for yourself. -"Suddenly this summer"

8. When trouble comes to you, you should deal with it. If not, let it sleep.

9. People influence others, and people who are incapable are influenced by others. -"Xibao"

I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, it is good to have health. -"Xibao"

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12, if someone throws money at you, kneel down and pick it up one by one, it doesn't matter. It's about your food and clothing, and a little self-esteem is nothing. -"Xibao"

13, I carry my bag and pick it up while walking. I picked up countless unwanted things along the way. When I met what I really wanted, the bag was full. -"Indian Ink"

14, life is only a few decades, and the most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others. -"Brave New World"

15, there is no such thing as a free lunch. Anyway, there is a price to pay. -"Flower Xie Yu"

16, 10 years of cold window, 10 years of hard work, plus 10% luck, you can have a career. Don't take things too simple. Most people can only have one career to make a living and work hard all their lives. How many people dare to say that his job is a career? -"Round Dance"

17, everything is quiet; Come quietly, go quietly, work quietly, harvest quietly, and avoid making noise. -"Until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble."

18, the cake is delicious and the coffee is sweet. There is no earthquake here. It's good to be alive. -"Try to remember"

19, at this time, a kind of supernatural feeling arises spontaneously, thinking that life is composed of sobs, sniffles and smiles, and sniffles account for the vast majority of them. (Selected Short Stories by O 'Henry)

As long as you are a swan egg, it doesn't matter if you were born in a chicken farm. (Andersen's fairy tales)

1, this autumn will get shorter and colder. Leaves will shake from the tree. Christmas is coming, and then there is the fluttering winter snow. You will live to see the beautiful world of ice and snow ... winter will pass, the days will get longer and the ice in the grassland pond will melt. Larks will come back to sing, frogs will wake up and warm winds will blow.

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Winter will pass, the days will get longer, and the ice in the pasture pond will melt. North American songbirds will come back to sing, frogs will wake up, and warm winds will blow again.

You have always been my friend, which is a great thing in itself. I weave a net for you because I like you. Besides, what is life? We are born, we live for a while, and then we die. It is meaningless for a spider to be busy catching flies and eating flies all his life. By helping you, maybe I can improve my life value. As we all know, people should do something meaningful when they are alive.

Wilbur would close his eyes and sleep under the doll's blanket. It looks good when it closes its eyes, because its eyelashes are very long. The doll closes her eyes, too. At this time, Fern will push the car slowly so as not to wake her two babies.

5. Someone has brought you a meal. Nobody feeds me. I must make a living by myself. I just live by my wisdom.

In fact, under her terrible indifference, there is a kind heart. What happens later will prove her loyalty and sincerity to her friends, every moment.

7. They didn't catch anything. They just think this place is better than other places, so they have been flying back and forth on it. If they wait quietly on the bridge with their heads down, maybe they will wait for something good. But they didn't-people always run, run, run on the bridge, every minute.

1, this bucket is not a new scam, Wilbur. Don't be trapped! Don't be trapped! He wants to frame you. He is tempting your stomach with delicious food.

An hour of freedom is more valuable than a big bucket of pig food.

3. "What do you mean nothing?" Wilbur replied. "I don't think there is anything better than nothing. Nothing' has not reached the top, which is definitely the top of heaven and earth and the end of the world. How can there be more than nothing? If you are right, then' nothing' should be something, even a little bit. But if' nothing' means' nothing', then you can't find anything more than nothing. "

I will be your friend. Go to sleep, you will see me tomorrow morning.

5. Someone has brought you a meal. Nobody feeds me. I must make a living by myself. I just live by my wisdom.

In fact, under her terrible indifference, there is a kind heart. What happens later will prove her loyalty and sincerity to her friends, every moment.

7. They didn't catch anything. They just think this place is better than other places, so they have been flying back and forth on it. If they wait quietly on the bridge with their heads down, maybe they will wait for something good. But they didn't-people always run, run, run on the bridge, every minute.

8. "You promised not to let them kill me. Are you serious? "

"I have never been so serious in my life. I won't let you die, Wilbur. "

But if there is anything I can do, no matter how small, don't forget to tell me.

10, we must strengthen our confidence. I hope you have enough sleep and don't worry any more. Don't worry and worry! Eat all your food slowly, except what you left for Templeman. Eat yourself fat and live well-that's what you can do for me. Stay healthy and don't be discouraged. Are you clear?

1 1. Past experience tells her that if she waits patiently enough, flies will bump into her net. So she knew that if she thought about Wilbur's problem long enough, there would eventually be a good solution.

12, Wilbur blushed. "But I'm really not great, Charlotte. I am like an ordinary pig. "

"You look better than me," Charlotte replied sweetly. "That's it. You are my best friend, so I think you are great. Stop arguing now and have a good sleep! "

13, Charlotte sings Wilbur's lullaby:

Sleep, sleep, my love, my only baby,

Deep, deep, sleeping in a dunghill at night;

I don't know the feeling of fear or loneliness!

At present, there are only frogs and thrushes.

Praise the world among trees and rushes.

Rest in peace, my only baby,

Deep, deep, sleep in a dunghill at night!

14, I don't even understand how spiders learn to weave webs. When these words were woven, everyone said it was a miracle. But no one pointed out that the spider web itself is a miracle.

15, crickets feel it is their duty to warn everyone that the good times in summer will not last forever. Even on the best day of the year-the day when summer is about to turn into autumn-crickets are still singing these prophecies about sadness and change.

Since this spider helped him, he has been trying to make himself better. When Charlotte wrote "Good Pig" on her website, Wilbur tried to look like a good pig. When Charlotte's web was woven with "greatness", Wilbur tried to make himself look great; Now the internet says "flash", and he tries his best to do everything that makes him shine.

17, you don't understand the importance of spawning, Wilbur. I can't go to the exhibition with you regardless of my family. When you are ready to lay eggs, you should lay eggs, whether there is an exhibition or not. Anyway, I don't want you to worry-you'll lose weight because of it. Let's arrange it like this: if possible, I will go to the exhibition with you.

"Oh, yes!" Wilbur said, "I knew you wouldn't leave me when I needed it most."

"He said he was a spring pig," Charlotte said. "Maybe he really is. However, he is very unpleasant. He is too bold and noisy, and his vulgar jokes are not funny at all. And he's not as clean and polite as you. After a brief conversation just now, I found that I hate him very much. However, considering its size and weight, Wilbur may be a difficult opponent to beat. But if I help you, you can beat him. "

19, Charlotte said, "Even the lightest work will make me very tired these days. I don't seem to have my old energy. Maybe I am old. "

20. If Charlotte is not with him at the moment, he will be lonely and homesick. As long as Charlotte is around, he will never feel lonely.

2 1, "What do you mean by' aging'?"

"That is to say, my actions are becoming slow and time waits for no one. I'm not young anymore, Wilbur. But I don't want you to worry about me. Today is your good day. Look at my net-doesn't it look good when there is dew in it? "

22. In the shadow on the top floor of the pigsty, no one noticed that Charlotte was squatting there, and her front legs were holding her oocysts excitedly. Her heart doesn't beat as strongly as it used to. She feels old and weak now, but she believes that she finally saved Wilbur's life, so she is satisfied.

23. Charlotte is resting quietly above the pigsty. Her front legs are still clutching the oocysts. Charlotte can hear everything on the loudspeaker. Those words added a lot of courage to her. This is her moment of victory.

24. "Charlotte," Wilbur said after a while, "why are you so quiet?"

"I like silence," she said. "I always like to be quiet."

"I know, but you seem to be something special today. Do you feel all right? "

"May be a little tired. But I feel very satisfied. Your success in the referee's court this morning can be regarded as my success to a small extent. Your future is secure. You'll live a carefree life, Wilbur. Nothing can hurt you now. This autumn will be shorter and colder. Leaves will shake from the tree. Christmas is coming, and then there is the fluttering winter snow. You will live to see the beautiful world of ice and snow, because you mean a lot to Zuckerman, and he never wants to hurt you again. Winter will pass, the days will get longer, and the ice in the grassland pond will melt. Larks will come back to sing, frogs will wake up and warm winds will blow. All these beautiful scenery, all these wonderful sounds, all these wonderful smells are waiting for you to enjoy, Wilbur-this lovely world, these precious days ... "

25. Why did you do all this for me? "He asked," I don't deserve your help. I have never done anything for you. "

"You have always been my friend," Charlotte answered. "This in itself is your greatest help to me. I weave a net for you because I like you. However, what is the value of life and how to say it? We are born, live briefly, and then die. It is meaningless for a spider to be busy catching and swallowing small flying insects all his life. By helping you, I can try to find some value in my life. God knows, everyone has to do something meaningful when they are alive. "

"Oh," said Wilbur, "I'm not good at boasting. I'm not as good as you say. But I have to say, you saved me, Charlotte, and I'm glad to give my life for you-I really want to. "

"I believe you will. I want to thank you for your selfless friendship. "

26. The next day, when the Ferris wheel was removed, the horse racing was loaded on the truck and taken away, and the stall owners of the amusement park also packed their things and moved the trailer, Charlotte died. This exhibition was soon forgotten. Those huts and houses had to stay there alone. The ground is full of waste and rubbish, such as empty bottles. Among the hundreds of people who have participated in this exhibition, no one knows that the big gray spider played the most important role in this exhibition. No one was with her when she died.

27. Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loves her children and granddaughter very much, no new spider can take the place of Charlotte in his heart. She is unique. Few people can be true friends and talented web weavers at the same time. Charlotte is.