What are the jokes about Chinese Valentine’s Day?

1. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I will play Lian Lian Kan all day long, eliminating a pair to become a pair.

2. Low prices on Chinese Valentine's Day, cheap sales!

3. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note into each box of chocolates saying: Let's break up!

4. I have just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl lost their footing and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Chinese Valentine's Day is cancelled. Please tell each other.

5. Chinese Valentine's Day is here. If you want to show affection, don't show it. After all, there are so many people who don't have a partner. Besides, it would be bad if you show affection and take photos and meet someone who bumps into you.

6. Today’s Chinese Valentine’s Day is like Singles’ Day.

7. During Chinese Valentine's Day, hire two children. When they meet a boy, they call them dad, and when they meet a girl, they call them mom. If they can split a pair, they will be a pair.

8. Don’t ask me out even on Chinese Valentine’s Day! In the morning I have to sell flowers, in the evening I have to sell condoms, and in the early morning I have to squat in front of the hotel to sell medicine.

9. If we don’t show affection on Chinese Valentine’s Day, we will still be friends.

10. If anyone shows affection in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take photos and screenshots. When you get married and your partner is no longer the same person, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.

11. I calculated with my fingers: I will spend the Chinese Valentine’s Day alone again this year!

12. Let me spend Valentine's Day alone, let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year's Day alone, and if you have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.

13. When I think of a beast holding my future wife’s hand and walking down the street on Chinese Valentine’s Day, I get angry!

14. It seems that you and I are left alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year, my bed!

15. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, people who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

16. Seven is an odd number, so why do we have to make up an even number on Chinese Valentine's Day?

17. Don’t ask me how to spend this Chinese Valentine’s Day this year. I’d love to skip, skip, muddle along. But I still cowardly admit that I am only sad!

18. I have just received the Jade Emperor’s decree: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl lost their footing and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Therefore, the Chinese Valentine’s Day is cancelled. Please tell your lovers and friends.

19. Today my girlfriend asked me what I would give me for Valentine’s Day this year and how we would celebrate it. Me: Skip it.

20. The most profound quarrel on Valentine's Day was when I saw a woman burst into tears and punched a man in the subway station: You didn't bring your ID card today! What do you mean!