Humorous and funny sentences for marriage proposal

Humorous and funny sentences for marriage (selected 50 sentences)

Humor refers to something that is absurd, unexpected, and implicit or surprising in terms of expression. Characteristics of a person’s long aftertaste. Below are the humorous and funny sentences I have collected for marriage. I hope it will be helpful to you! If you think it is good, please share it!

1. The guy is very handsome. With dollar bills in my pocket, I went online today to find someone who is destined to marry me.

2. In the era of naked marriage, if you don’t have money, a car, or a house, you have to have a naked marriage. Let us make naked marriage popular!

3. People say that marriage is a grave, I say Marriage is a treasury! Marriage is a tree. We are lovers and can live together!

4. First couplet: Yushu's handsome appearance and conversation style are better than Pan'an's. Second couplet: Rich in wealth, he spends money like dirt and is rich. Fan Li Hengbiao: Don't do it if you have the talent

5. I have no education, no culture, I can’t tell jokes, I don’t have a villa or a BMW, my salary is 888, I have no burdens and worries, I just want to have a family!

6. I am someone As a college student, good conditions are the prerequisite for me to meet girls, so I specially submit my resume in the hope that interested girls can be my girlfriend!

7. A pair of small eyes that focus on light, and one that eats a lot of food. It has a big mouth, a pair of big ears like banana fans, and the most special thing is that it has straw-like hair.

8. There are three broken houses and two broken doors. It was smoky and very ugly. The body is disabled but the will is strong, but the heart is not rotten. Looking for girlfriends, no restrictions. Just stay alive, it's up to you.

9. Good-looking, twenty-eight years old. I want to conquer the prince and marry into my family. The requirements are as follows: over 30 years old, beautiful as a flower, like-minded, the best...

10. Marry my farm, the money is over ten million, marry my robber Parking space, good cars will continue to be available, marry my garden, the fragrance of roses will spread. Oops, marry me, I have seven diamonds!

11. I am poor and ugly, 1.49 meters tall. I have a rural registered permanent residence. My main job is dog feeding and my part-time job is cattle herding. I am currently looking for a spouse. The requirements are as follows: Don’t worry when you see ghosts, don’t let dogs go when people see you, and don’t let pigs run wild when you see them!

12. I’m looking for marriage, I’m eighteen years old, my figure is better than that of Concubine Yang Guifei, my face is like a peach blossom, although my education level is not high , but I can still read and write. I really want to find Ruyilang.

13. I am an unscrupulous girl. I have neither extraordinary talents nor stunning looks. I only have the skill of raising pigs. I have three rooms in my house. I want to recruit a son-in-law. If you are sincere, please do not disturb me. I am a master of raising pigs. Come on, *** raise the pigs!

14. Internet marriage proposals are very popular, so I will also post the requirements: The woman’s education is lower than mine, her income is about the same as mine, her appearance should not be too beautiful, and her cooking skills Damn it, please honor my parents.

15. Golden wedding and silver wedding are not as good as modern naked marriage. I have no car, no house, and no money. I have an average appearance, one and a half meters tall, and I am twenty-three years old. If you are interested, don’t miss.

16. Sister, you are walking on the street, brother, I am looking behind you. It’s not that I am too romantic, it’s just that I want to court a mate. Sister, you walk in front, brother, I walk behind, say hello softly, can I pursue you?

17. I have been registered in Beijing for generations, and my family has four houses, one for salt and one for swimsuits. There are countless of them, one for parents to live in and one as a wedding room. I look forward to your arrival and watching the sea in Beijing together.

18. I don’t have to worry about eating. I can eat whenever I want. My house is big and I can run away whenever I want. I am fair and everyone likes me. My whole body is full of treasures! Want to marry me? ok, call 12345XX Road Pig Farm!

19. There is a good girl next door, she is twenty-eight years old, with a pink face and a peach blossom waist, a small cherry mouth and willow eyebrows, she is beautiful and kind-hearted and everyone praises her, she is in love for the first time and is looking for a good match. If you are interested, please reply 1 to get the qualification.

20. The little girl is twenty-eight years old this year. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist, willow-leaf eyebrows, a small cherry mouth, red phoenix eyes, and a beautiful and beautiful girl. We are sincerely looking for people who are destined to work together to build a loving home together.

21. My appearance is very creative, which proves that God is fair! My friends all say that I am a collection of stars: Shen Dianxia’s waist, Cheng Kui’an’s mouth, Pan Changjiang’s height, Zheng Zhihua’s legs !

22. I hope you will come and find me. I am looking for marriage online. The conditions are not high at all. As long as you are sincerely good to me, I am not a young person. I don’t want to grow old alone. If you are interested, please call me. Contact me, if you are the one!

23. You want to have a naked marriage with me. I dare to run naked for you. You want to ask me how deeply I love you. This text message represents my heart. Let this serve as proof: This text message If you can't repost it more than a million times in one month, you and I will break up immediately.

24. I look like Pan An, with a strong body and a broad mind, a wealth of knowledge, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary, and wandering around. For happiness, I am looking for a female companion. I have no other requirements. If I want to be able to cook, I just need to take care of her. I’m full, I can’t do anything.

25. I live in the Chengtou Garbage Station and eat Wanjia rice every day. I stretch out my hand to get two yuan and buy a popsicle to cool off. My love life is very troubled. I have no one to hold me when I go to bed late. Today I went online to seek marriage. , I hope someone will deliver it to your door.

26. Even though my eyes are a bit flowery, my smooth face has no scars; even though the sky at night is so dark, I don’t feel inferior at all. Who makes me naturally like fantasy, and finding a boyfriend is my ideal.

27. My family has thousands of acres of fertile land, which I can rent; I have a lot of money and high interest rates; I have a lot of people in my family, and I have many creditors; now I go online to seek marriage, hoping for a savior, whose looks and figure are meaningless, who can help me succeed in my career and lead my career. My life is easy.

28. I have an appearance that will overwhelm the country, a face that is shy of flowers when the moon is closed, and a state of being like a fish and a wild goose. I am looking for a promising young man who is suave, handsome, knowledgeable, and humorous. Happy marriage, don't disturb me if you are the one.

29. Real life is very simple, and the emotional space is too lonely. I come online when I have nothing to do, and I show my conditions to propose marriage. I am twenty-eight this year. I want to work independently to make a fortune, and I hope to find someone else. Half of it, spend money and enjoy it together.

30. The little girl is twenty-eight years old, and there are two generations of elders in her family. The beauty is on the water side. She admires her appearance more than peach blossoms, and her figure is even better than Liu Ya's. I have reached the age of first love, and I want to find a close friend who I can hold hands with for a hundred years and spend my whole life in love.

31. Ding-ding-dang, ding-ding-dang, the marriage revelation has begun. I have no money, no land, and a lot of thoughts. I want to find a little wife today. She doesn’t need to be tall or pretty, as long as you are yours. If you live a good life with me, you will have everything you need.

32. Name: short-sighted, gender: male, age: eighteen last year, occupation: security guard of the general manager of Beijing Hotel, annual income: minus tens of thousands (always fined), dream goal: If you have a house, a car, and money, it is best to be a woman.

33. I am seeking marriage: I am not short but not tall either, my education is not low but not high either, my appearance is not ugly but not handsome either, my income is quite a lot but not too much, my house is not small but not too big. Big, not bad car but not great either. If you are willing to contact us quickly.

34. Although the eldest daughter Nian Fang 2 is a bit older, she looks as beautiful as a flower. I am not boasting. There are people chasing me all over the street, but I have not met the person in my heart. I hope If you are destined, come quickly and marry me home!

35. Gold-fishing wife: can carry a dynamite bag on her head, has freckles on her face like a bird's nest, is known as "Sharp Brother" in her clothes, barely earns money to eat instant noodles, and has a house You can collect water when it rains, and the car still needs to be driven. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

36. My face is chubby, my waist is thick, and I have a big butt. I walk slowly. The six mothers-in-law and three aunts at home urged me to find a husband, but no one loved me, and I cried bitterly. If you are destined, contact me and we will get along slowly!

37. Ever since I met you, I have been intoxicated. Ever since I saw you, I have dreamed of you. Ever since I thought of you, I have been on pins and needles. After the marriage proposal, I looked forward to it. My dear, I am destined to meet you at the gate of Chixin Temple at six o'clock every afternoon. If you are the one, please don't bother me.

38. There are clear categories for online marriage dating. Men and women have their own interests. They have many requirements for people, and the conditions for meeting are extremely high. I really want to find someone to ask. The conditions are so good, why do you need to search online? Really It’s hard to tell the difference between false and true, so be alert at all times and don’t get distracted.

39. I, Wang Benshan, am twenty-three this year. I have reached the period of estrus and want to fall in love. She works in a hotel as a foreman every day and earns a salary of 2,500 yuan. She looks relatively ordinary and has a house. She doesn't have to worry about borrowing money. She wants to find a beautiful woman to be her lifelong companion.

40. I have first-class appearance, a Ph.D. degree, a wealthy family, a high income, a golden season, youth, talent, elegant hobbies, luxury cars and a beautiful house, a lot of everything, my biggest wish, and the most transgender wonderful. Looking for partners, both men and women!

41. Poor family, ugly, 1.49 meters tall; primary school education, rural registered permanent residence; three broken houses, one acre of thin farmland; no hot pot or hot stove, no wife; 1 Throughout the year, medicine never leaves our lips; here today, we are looking for girlfriends; on the road to revolution, we work hand in hand. Are you willing?

42. The sky is blue, the sea water is salty, and the lovers on the street are eye-catching. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and living without a partner is frowned upon. Today’s marriage proposal: Which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be her brother’s bride?

43. The girl is twenty-eight years old, and her life is difficult and she is short of money. Today she went online to seek marriage, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don’t care about being fat. As long as If you have money, I can be with you. If you don't have money, don't contact me.

44. I need a daughter-in-law: I don’t have high requirements. I don’t want to be highly educated and have a good figure. I just want to be hard-working and able to fulfill my filial piety. I need a wife who can do all the laundry and cooking. I don’t want her to be able to carry heavy objects and repair computers. The above points must be kept in mind, and the code of communication is: Wife, where are you running!

45. I am a good citizen of a farmer's family. I am twenty-seven years old. I have been filial since I was a child, and I have the knowledge of a sage. Unfortunately, the weather is unfavorable and I have failed to take the exams year after year. Now my father has given me an order to get a family and marry a wife. If there is a girl with good eyesight and beauty, we can get together and keep in touch. Xiaosheng is polite here.

46. Proposal for marriage: I am over thirty, I have nothing, and my hands are empty. After thinking twice, I search everywhere, but there is no trace of me. I listen to others and try online. You and I have all kinds of emotions and six desires. The Eight Immortals cross the sea, you and I come and go, nine times to one another, perfect.

47. I have been wandering around the world for a long time. I am already twenty-six in a blink of an eye. The stormy days are not easy to bear. I want to find someone beautiful for me to hug. It doesn’t matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you are kind-hearted and can solve people’s worries. , everything I have from now on is yours, I am willing to be dragged away by you.

48. A certain handsome man, who looks exactly like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. He is currently feeding pigs at home and has a considerable income. He is now looking for a woman with a Hong Kong registered permanent residence who is over 70 meters tall and looks exactly like Gigi Leung (the original version of course). Best), first come first served, don’t miss the opportunity.

49. When seeking marriage, it is for yourself. Someone will help me get up from bed, someone will wash my clothes, someone will clear the table and chairs, someone will accompany me to go shopping, and you must be willing to spend money. You must be able to do it all. , come and throw the red line, I will find you in the crowd, remember if you are the one!

50. He is a handsome man, looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long, he is currently feeding pigs at home, and his income is considerable , now looking for a companion with a Hong Kong registered woman who is over 70 meters tall and looks exactly like Gigi Leung (the original one is of course the best), first come first served, don’t miss the opportunity. ;