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Tell me some humorous jokes.

A man went to the market to sell sheep. It was raining in the dark, and 20 sheep were not sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night.

The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home.

Man: Please, big sister, give it to a sheep.

W: OK, but there is only one bed in the house.

Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give another sheep.

W: I agree.

In the middle of the night, the man and the woman discussed, I slept on you, and the woman refused.

Man: Two sheep.

Female permission, please don't move up.

After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused.

Man: Give two sheep a move. The woman agreed.

The man moved eight times and stopped. The woman asked him why he did not move.

The man said the sheep was missing.

The woman whispered, why don't I give you the sheep? ...

After dawn, the man blew his whistle and caught 30 sheep (including the young woman's 10 sheep) and went to the market. ...