Make fun of the group owner.

1, I admire the persistence of the group owner, knowing that I don't like the group owner, the group owner will not give up pursuing me. Last night, the group owner sang to me and kissed me secretly. In the face of such love, I can only say: I swear, I hate group owners for ten thousand years! Dead mosquito!

2, the emergence of stones, sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and being ashamed of flowers; Yang Guifei, if she just turned her head and smiled, there were a hundred spells, and the powder and paint of six palaces disappeared without a trace; Although the group owner is not as powerful as them, as long as the group owner winks, it can still scare away thieves.

Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring happiness to the owner when he is satisfied. So the car mainly gives me the extra money: don't move, grab it!

4. The advantages of group owners are numerous. They know how to sing and dance. They live a superior and rich life. They are tall and handsome. Countless girls are fascinated by the charm of group owners. Amazingly, in their early twenties, group owners can still ... pee their pants.

If the owner receives this message, which proves that the owner's mobile phone has been infected with virus, please take out the mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

6. What happened? Just now, I called the group owner's mobile phone, and after the * * * ring, I was prompted that the other party was streaking. Please dial again later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please redial later.

7. Send an email to the group owner, fearing that the group owner will pretend not to see it; Call the group leader and don't know what to say; I had to send a text message to tell the owner: Is the owner boy awesome now? How long has it been since you saluted me?

8. The owner of the group is lying quietly in bed, emitting attractive fragrance, tender skin and attractive feeling, which makes my heart beat faster. I excitedly walked to the front of the owner, prone on the owner, affectionately said to the owner, I like the owner … my sheets!

9. The tortoise and the snake only have one ticket to go to the movies. The tortoise was entangled in his neck by a snake. When entering the park, the ticket inspector said, stop. The tortoise and snake panicked, and the ticket inspector sarcastically said, Look at the tortoise of the group owner, wearing a tie!

10. Hold your master in your hand, burn incense silently, and pray for the most beautiful and fragrant flowers. When you have saved 999 flowers, give them to the most beautiful master ... Then I will run away: I don't believe I can't let my master be stung by bees, demo!

1 1, the group owner is really awesome and knowledgeable. It can be said that the master knows everything and has a kind heart. No matter who is in trouble, the host will give whatever he wants. I want to tell the owner: my toilet is blocked, come and help me fix it!

12, Lang Zhinv Xianpei, Yingying Zhangsheng West Chamber Club; Liang Zhu become a butterfly makes people drunk, and Bao Daikong makes love tears; Ruth Jack is heartbroken, and Beckham is a spice girl's favorite. If you ask the group owner who is suitable, Xifeng is the best match for the group owner!

13, I fell in love with the group owner at first sight! The owner also noticed me. The group owner smiled brightly and kept waving to me. I can't help hugging the owner! Ah, the lovely lucky cat!

14, Wukong develops tourism in Huaguoshan, and Wukong also raises turtles in Liushahe; Master, I wrote a book about the journey to learn from the scriptures! Everyone is very concerned about the group owner. I ask the teacher to say hello. Bajie, are you okay?

15, you can snuggle in the arms of the group owner when you are tired; If you are injured, you can cry on the shoulder of the group owner. From the moment I was born, I fell in love with the group owner deeply, and I can't live without the group owner anymore. Ah, my dear bed!

16, I heard that the owner made a fortune and paid off all his foreign debts. It's time to return half a piece of rubber borrowed from my primary school, and with the interest for so many years, the owner should return me a tire.

17, if the host is willing, I will watch the host affectionately until the host surrenders; If the owner is willing, I will tell him affectionately until he becomes a sheep; If the host dares, I will come all the way to support him. Does the owner dare to admit that he is a donkey?

18, I wish the group owner to be a happy shop assistant: if you have nothing to do, watch a duet, two happy plum blossoms, listen to a nice duet, get double salary, don't have to work at both ends, go out and take two steps, everyone says the group owner is stupid!

19, an endless stream of people wandering in the street, who can hear who is lonely. Find a person who appreciates each other and a soul mate. The owner is unique in this universe and can't be replaced by anyone. Without the master, the world will be dark, street lamp!

20. I haven't missed you for a day. It's hard not to hear from me. Knowing that the owner would be like this, I immediately sent this message to the owner. Don't be too grateful to me. Please don't say anything else, or I am anxious with the owner!

2 1, yesterday's meteor shower, I quickly made a wish to the owner 100 1. The1000th wish is to hope that the owner will recover from amnesia as soon as possible, and the100/kloc-0 wish is to hope that the owner will remember to pay me back two yuan!

22, itchy ears? That means I'm thinking about the group owner! Itchy eyes? It means I want to see my master! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss my master! Itching? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath!

23. Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, the cigarettes in the bag, the gambling tickets that didn't win the prize, and the photos of his old lover were scattered all over the floor. In a panic, what will he cover up immediately? Wife's eyes.

24. Xiaohong: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor and solve problems for my compatriots! Xiaoming: When I grow up, I want to be a judge, punishing evil and promoting good for my compatriots. The teacher asked Bao Xiao: Where is the owner? Bao Xiao thought for a moment and said, I want to be a compatriot!

25, obviously the group owner is uglier than me, and the boyfriends around him are quite handsome! I was so angry that I couldn't eat for days that I had to think hard to get the answer. I can't refuse to accept this: it's not that the owner is smart and capable, but that he is cuter than me!

We haven't seen each other for a long time. Let's invite the owner to dinner while I am free today. I am waiting for the owner in the bank near his home. Come here quickly. If the owner can't see me when he enters the bank, he will say "robbery" loudly. Understand?

27. The red rabbit horse became the mount of Guan Yu because it traveled thousands of miles every day; Bai became the mount of Tang Priest under the inspiration of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Although the group owner is not so powerful, it is still very good to be a mount for the two generations.

28. The most romantic thing I think of is saying to the group owner in the early morning: The group owner is very beautiful! That's great. Great! I think this will make the owners happy all day. But I can't do this often, because it's not good to lie often.

29. I miss the group owner! Oh, I accidentally sent it by mistake, anyway. If the owner accepts it, keep it. If the owner doesn't accept it, please send these four words back to me, thank you!

30. Looking at the cloudless sky in Wan Li, listening to the sound of flowing streams, the grass around me is swaying gently with the wind. How beautiful nature is! It's a pity that the air is polluted by a fart just released by the owner!

3 1, I heard that the owner spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and excitedly ran to an expert for appraisal. As a result, the expert seriously said to the group owner, "Which Western Zhou Dynasty did this belong to?" It was clearly last week! "

32. The date between the mother earthworm and the centipede was discovered by the male earthworm, who was heartbroken: Why? Am I not good enough for the group owner? The female earthworm retorted: What a shame! You haven't hugged me for a long time!

33. To be a man, we must pay attention to: one thing, one thing, one thing, one thing. Second, it is a big event. This is a big deal. Ah, I don't understand! Group owners suffer from illiteracy all their lives!

34. This summer is very hot. Let me help you cool down. As the saying goes, peace of mind is natural and cool, and group owners can adjust their mood like this: buy a bunch of watermelons, poke them with a kitchen knife, cut them, and read a cool summer curse: I kill melons! I kill melons!

35. My friends say I am a handsome guy, but I refuse to admit it. Finally, they gave me thousands of dollars, and I reluctantly agreed! To tell the truth, I don't want to have this title either, but I am forced in front of money!

36, the owner is not the wind, I am not the sand, and I can't reach the end of the world; The owner of the group is not a cigarette, I am not a match, and there is no spark when it is rubbed; The owner of the group is not time, and I am not time, and I can't reach the horizon anymore.

37. The face of the group owner is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and the eyes of the group owner are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

38. It's very hot in summer, and I want to be cool. I taught the group leader a private trick: first, raise your hands above your head to let your armpits dissipate heat, then touch the ground with your hands, and finally stick out your tongue to breathe quickly to dispel the heat in your mouth. Do you understand?

39, don't put the handsome face of the group owner so close, be careful that my respect will affect the appetite of the group owner; The food is very good, I hope that the group owners will not be so civilized when eating; My biggest wish is that the owners can have a good price when weighing at the end of the year.

40. Measure the window and measure the wall. Jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

4 1. After receiving my message, the owner will be rescued from the abyss of henpecked husband. If the wife wants the group owner to wear colorful clothes, the group owner can wear shirts. If the man is simple, the group owner can stop kneeling. My place. I'm in charge

42. Reward order: Grab a smile, grab a prize group owner and be happy for life, grab ten prize group owners and be happy for life, (next88) Grab a hundred prize group owners and it will always be smooth and safe. The more you grab, the more rewards you get. Act quickly and laugh first!

43. Seeing that so many people like group owners, I secretly encourage myself. I must strive to pursue the group owner. Approaching the group owner, I finally couldn't help but vomit … stinky tofu!

44. We haven't seen each other for a long time. Let's invite the owner to dinner while I am free today. I am waiting for the owner in the bank near his home. Come here quickly. If the owner can't see me when he enters the bank, he will say "robbery" loudly. Understand?

45. When you are tired, give yourself an encouraging smile to make the pain less thorough; When you are lonely, smile in the mirror and tell yourself that the master is not alone. Did the host laugh today?

46. "I can't put it down" means I like it too much to put it down, so the group mainly says "I can't put it down" loudly to the person the group owner likes. Try to shout a few more times, it will work.

47, cooking, call the cook; A person who keeps horses is called a groom; Those who cultivate the land are called farmers; Butchers sell meat; Martial arts, called Beowulf; If you drive, call the driver; I'm in charge of accounts, so it's up to me!

48. Group owners keep a low profile, live a simple life, have a simple mind and don't need rhetoric. He is a rare honest man. Fortunately, I don't fall in love with my mother, otherwise I ... I fall in love with such a foolish group owner. What a terrible thing!

49, a river spring water a Jiang Tao, a mountain is higher than a mountain, send a message to the straw bag, straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down. It's not difficult to forward it after reading it, and your fingers are as fast as electricity. I want it back to me!

50. Cowherd and Weaver Girl match, Yingying Zhang Sheng's West Chamber; Liang Zhu become a butterfly makes people drunk, and Bao Daikong makes love tears; Ruth Jack is heartbroken, and Beckham is a spice girl's favorite. If you ask the group owner who is suitable, Xifeng is the best match for the group owner!

5 1, I don't want to lament the changes of the world, and I don't want to wait for the unknown growth. On our way, I learned to be strong and independent. Without me, the group mainly takes care of itself. It's cold, don't use socks as handkerchiefs.

52. The nanny has a loud voice, and the host told her that all the people who came here tonight are important people, please keep your voice down. After dinner, the little babysitter wanted to go to bed early after cleaning up, so she leaned into the man's ear and whispered, "Then I'll go to bed first."

53. The teacher asked me what handsome was, and I knew it as soon as I looked in the mirror. The teacher asked me what ugliness was, and I was puzzled. I didn't know that ugliness can be so specific until I met the group owner. I'm kidding. Don't be angry.

54. A while ago, the group owner asked me for money, and I lent it to the group owner very readily. The owner also promised to pay me back in a few days, and it has been several months now. Why don't the owners pay back the money? I ... I sent it to the wrong person, I'm sorry!

55. Send roses to the owner, Zhu Qun loves sweetness; Send the host a carnation, and Zhu Qun will be healthy forever; Send a lily to the group owner, wishing the group owner all his wishes come true; Give all the happy flowers to the group owner, and may the flowers attract … bees sting the group owner!

56. I want to send clothes to the group owner, and the group owner is not good; Want to send drinks to the group owner, the group owner's daughter-in-law nags; Want to send candy to the owner, the owner's blood sugar rises; I want to send RMB to the group owner, but I am not well off; I can only send short messages to group owners, but unfortunately the culture of group owners is not high enough to understand!

57. Ask the owner to put nine horses in ten stables on average, and make the number of horses in each stable the same. How to divide it? Answer: put nine horses in a stable, and then put nine more outside this stable!

58. On a crowded bus, I have a special feeling as soon as the owner approaches me. The host's indifferent expression made me feel dull. The indifference of the group owner made me afraid to confess, but I couldn't extricate myself ... The group owner stepped on me!

59. A pupil's composition: Every morning, my parents and I go our separate ways, and at night, all roads lead to the same goal. When my grades were not good, my dad was in the same room and beat me to the ground. My mother stood by and never did anything brave.

60. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain. Who dares to dip me in the sauce? His ancestor K walked across the south and across the north. I drink water behind the toilet, run over my legs on the train tracks and kiss pigs. what are you reading?

6 1, the owner is unhappy, I manage the owner, the owner is unhappy, I manage the owner, the owner is unhappy, I manage the owner, if the owner is really in trouble, then I will close it …

62. I love the obsession of group owners. Miss the fanaticism of the group owner. Seeing the red heartbeat of the group owner, I can't stop dreaming. Please don't escape. I want to hug the owner! Ah! Money, just kidding, don't care!

63. Living without happiness as the goal is nonsense. Love that doesn't end in marriage will break up sooner or later. It's best not to do a job that doesn't reward a raise. Who will read information that doesn't take flirting as an idea!

64. In an opaque night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered the group owner! The police arrested him the next day, but the damn guy was accused of killing pigs without permission.

65. The short message of the group owner is as secret as a rose, and the words of the group owner are as unfathomable as algebra; This is the danger of the group owner hiding the knife in his smile, and it is a sign before the group owner kills. As a result, the group owner has a nickname-Mei Dai is unlucky.

66, love the group owner, unchanged for life; Pet owners, never tired of it; Pain group owner, minutes; Protect the group owner and don't abandon the ups and downs; As long as I can't see the host, I can't even eat, because I can't cook without the host!

67. Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, the cigarette in the bag was no longer a winning gambling ticket, and the photos of his old lover were scattered all over the floor. In a panic, what will he cover up immediately? Wife's eyes.

68. The girl has a new love, and the boy and the girl quarrel: Girl: What does the group owner know? They are returnees who have just returned from America. Boy: What's the big deal? I am also a returnee. I came back from Shanghai yesterday!

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

70. A fat boy walked into the subway station ... As soon as he squeezed into the subway, he issued a warning of "Didi Didi" closing, and then he jumped on the platform ... Looking at tiemenguan, he complained: Oh, no, not the elevator!

7 1, I was afraid of losing my master, so I held him in my arms. I want my master to stay with me forever. As soon as my master left, I felt extremely distressed. I have such deep feelings for my master that I think he will understand me, money!