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Joke: Dad asked Xiaoming what he wanted to be when he grew up, and Xiaoming answered the message.
Dad: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Xiaoming: "Be patient"
Dad: "Silly boy, who is going to get sick?"
Xiaoming: "Then be a doctor."
Dad: "It's good to be a doctor. What if not? "
Xiao Ming: "Repair the pipeline."
Dad: "What's good about repairing pipes?"
Xiaoming: "Either express or take-away."
Dad: "Did you play with my computer?"
Dad gave Xiaoming a good beating. Xiaoming cried and said, "Dad, I was wrong. I want to study hard. Please give me a tutor.
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