Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" evergreen slave classical Chinese

1. Translation of Classical Chinese of "Huai Zi Diao Zhi" in "Qi Yan Lu Hou Bai Miao Lun"

Hou Bai agility, once and riding a horse, there is a locust tree by the side of the road, gaunt, dying, said:

"Brother Hou, what can you do to bring this tree back to life?"

Hou Bai said: "Take the seeds of Sophora japonica and hang them on the branches to live."

Su Yang asked, "Why?" Hou Bai answered, "The Analects of Confucius" said, "How dare you die here?

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("Zi" refers to Confucius and "Hui" refers to his disciples.

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This is a joke with homophonic allusions in The Analects. Landlord, if you really want to save a locust tree in real life, you'd better not use this method. ...

If we have to say that this story has any value, we can only see that the words "Huai" and "Hui" in the ancient rhyme are homophonic. ...

Hou Baiqi forgot to ask for translation: There was dementia in the Sui Dynasty, and black beans were packed in a car and sold in Kyoto. In Bart, the car overturned and the beans fell into the water.

I left it there and then went home, trying to get my family to pick up beans in the water. After leaving, the people in Ba Dian scrambled to take the beans away, leaving nothing behind.

Point. When (he) came back, only thousands of tadpoles swam with him. The man thought it was the original beans and thought

Get them in the water. When tadpoles knew that someone was coming, they were immediately shocked. (The man) sighed strangely and said for a long time, "Black bean, even if you don't know me,

Turn your back on me and run away; I don't know you, but you have a tail ? "

Feeling: Why does Hou Bai (the author's name is Qi) like to ridicule dementia? Two consecutive articles about dementia.

However, in real life, there are indeed many people who are not insane and criticize what they don't know yet. May people be right.

Don't comment on things you are unfamiliar with until you know more about them, including yourself.

On the evening of September 28th, 2003.

Feeling 2: Hehe! Zhao Benshan's sketch said: I don't know you when you put on your vest, little sample? ! It has the same effect as this.

I wonder if the inspiration for the sketch comes from this? I also thought of the cross talk of "five senses strive for merit", which should also come from "eye-eyebrow debate" It seems that today

Many jokes about people's success come from the wisdom of the ancients. This is also a good way to inherit the ancestral culture.

3. After Hou Bai translated Tai Ping Guang Ji (Volume 247) and Wei Shi Ren of Qi Yan Lu in Sui Dynasty, when Wei Xiaowen was Emperor, princes and nobles took a variety of stone medicines, all of which were called Shi Fa. Those who are hot, those who are not rich, are also hot, and many people think that they are cheating for wealth. There was a man lying in front of the city gate, turned around and said it was hot, because everyone was scrambling to see it. The companion scolded it and reported, "I have a stone hair." The companion said, "When will you serve the stone? Today is Stonefur. " "I bought rice in the market yesterday. There are stones in the rice, and food is the present. " Everyone laughed. Since then, few people have said that they have stone hair.

After Emperor Xiaowen of Wei, many princes and nobles took mineral pills such as lead and mercury, claiming that they were hot after taking them. Some people claim that they are not rich after eating stone pills. At that time, many people hated these people and lied that they were rich. Once, a man was lying on the street in front of the market, tossing and turning, claiming that he had a fever after taking stone medicine, which attracted many people to watch. The partner who came with him accused him of pretending to be rich and told him, "I'm hot, too." The man asked, "When did you take the stone medicine?" The companion replied, "I bought rice in the market yesterday." There are stones in the rice. After eating, it is hot now. " The onlookers burst into laughter when they heard this. Since then, few people claim that they have a fever after taking calculus medicine.

4. Humorous and short classical Chinese can boast.

original text

When a person gets lost and meets a mute, he doesn't answer questions, but only gives directions by making money gestures with his hands as a sign of getting money. This person is metaphorical, that is, he uses it to count money. The dumb man opened his mouth to show the way, and the man asked, "Why don't you have the money to pretend to be dumb?" Dumb: "In today's world, talk if you have money!" "

translate

A man lost his way and met a "mute" who asked and didn't answer. The "dumb" will only ask for money with his hand, and then he will show the way. The lost man understood the meaning and immediately took out a few dollars and gave it to the "dumb". "Dumb" then asked for directions, and the lost man asked, "Why pretend to be dumb?" "Dumb" said: "In today's world, you can talk if you have money."

Excerpted from Laughing at Guang Lin Collection, Laughing at Guang Lin Collection was collected by the owners of the famous brand games in Qing Dynasty, mostly from jokes in Ming and Qing Dynasties.

5. China's classical humorous stories [original]

If Lu has a long pole to enter the city gate, hold it firmly at the beginning and cannot enter; You can't get in if you hold it sideways. Nothing can be done. My father came to Russia and said, "I am not a saint, but I have seen a lot!" " Why not use a saw? "So I cut it off.

Translation:

There was a man in the state of Lu who went to town with a thick and long bamboo root. When he reached the gate, he stood up to get it, but he was stuck by the gate. He took it sideways and got stuck in the walls on both sides. After a long struggle, he was too tired to enter the city. An old man next to him looked at him and smiled: "You big straw bag! There is only one string in my head! At my age, I have crossed more bridges than you have. Why don't you ask me? " The bamboo seller quickly bowed to him: "Please give me more advice!" " The old man stroked his white beard and said, "It's very simple. You saw the bamboo in two and went in. " "If the bamboo is sawed off, it can't be used." "That's better than being stuck outside the city!" The bamboo seller borrowed a saw, sawed off the bamboo and took it to the city.

[hint]

If the bamboo seller is stupid and ridiculous, then the old man with white beard who likes to teach others a lesson is even more stupid. Some "old hands" always like to do things according to old experience and old rules. They are not good at flexibly considering extremely simple or even common sense problems according to the actual situation. As a result, many bad ideas were put forward.

6. Translation of The Tiger and the Hedgehog in Classical Chinese I. Translation

A tiger, foraging in the wild, saw a hedgehog lying on his back, thinking it was a meatball, ready to bite it. Suddenly, I was caught in the nose by a hedgehog, which scared me to run wildly. I didn't dare to rest and ran all the way to the mountain. The tiger was sleepy and tired, and fell asleep unconsciously. The hedgehog let go of the tiger's nose and ran away.

The tiger suddenly woke up (found the hedgehog missing) and was very happy. He came under the oak tree and looked down at its fruit. He turned to one side and said to it, "I met your father this morning." I hope you will make way for me temporarily! "

Second, the original text

There is a big bug that wants to feed in the wild. He saw a hedgehog lying on his back and called it a meat bowl, trying to take it away. Suddenly/become/cringe/turn your nose/walk away in shock/don't know how to rest. Until the mountain, sleepy and unconscious, the hedgehog let go of his nose. Blade suddenly rejoiced and walked under the oak tree. When he looked down at the oak barrel, he whispered sideways, "I hope you will avoid the road when you come to see the sage!" "

Third, the source

Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu is honored by saints"

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First, the creative background

Qi Yan Lu is a collection of anecdotes in ancient classical Chinese in China. Written by Hou Bai in Sui Dynasty. This is another important joke collection after Laughing Forest, but it has its own unique advantages.

Second, enlightenment.

Tiger, the king of beasts, was embarrassed by a little hedgehog, but the little hedgehog was surprised but not chaotic. It can be seen that we should analyze and study things, not act rashly, but find out what it is and think twice before you act.

Three. Brief introduction of the author

Hou Bai was born in Linzhang, Wei County (now Linzhang County, Hebei Province). Scholars in sui dynasty.

He is studious, witty and funny, especially good at arguing. Raise a scholar, be a scholar. Emperor Wendi of Sui Dynasty was famous, so he asked his secretary to supervise the revision of national history and gave him five salaries. He wrote fifteen volumes of Jing Yi, which were published in the world.

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7. "The Respect of the Sage" and the Translation of the Original I. Translation

There is a tiger who wants to find meat in the mountains. I saw a thorn lying on my back, thinking it was a piece of meat, and I wanted to reach for it. Suddenly, the thorn grabbed my nose and ran away in panic, afraid to stop and have a rest. I ran all the way to the mountains, sleepy and tired, and fell asleep unconsciously. I let go of the tiger's nose and left.

When the tiger woke up, he suddenly found that the hedgehog on his nose was gone, and he was very happy. It went under an oak tree and looked down at the rubber ticket. So he turned and said, "I saw your father during the day." I hope you will make way temporarily. "

Second, the original text

There is a big bug who wants to find meat in the wild. When he sees a hedgehog lying on his back, he calls it a meat cup. I was just about to get it, but suddenly I was curled up by the hedgehog and scared away. I didn't know how to rest. Until I entered the mountain, I felt sleepy because I had no bottom in my heart. Hedgehog let go of his nose. Blade suddenly rejoiced and walked under the oak tree. When he looked down at the oak barrel, he whispered sideways, "I hope you will avoid the road when you come to see the sage."

Third, the source

Hou Bai's Open Yan Lu

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First, the creative background

In the stories reflecting reality, some directly questioned life, participated in the discussion of state affairs, and mercilessly exposed the fatuity and incompetence of feudal bureaucrats. Some prisoners who went to Lian Gang for interrogation in a daze could not remember clearly, which led to their escape; Some are mediocre and stupid, and they are not held hostage by officials in official positions at all.

It shows that the authors are not only aware of the changes of the times, but also able to make accurate judgments on the changing environment of the times, thus reflecting their awareness of actively participating in life.

Second, the appreciation of works

Open Yan Lu not only inherits the tradition of humorous jokes, but more importantly, it vividly reflects the changes of the spirit of the times in these jokes, which has strong reality. As recorded in the article Shi Dongjian, Shi Dongjian laughed at Buddha in the process of arguing with Buddha and monks.

Although the form of argument is similar to that of Wei Jin people, the content has changed. Although Buddhism spread widely at that time, it did not arouse people's admiration, and people could make fun of Buddhism at will.

Three. Brief introduction of the author

Hou Bai was born in Linzhang, Wei County (now Linzhang County, Hebei Province). Scholars in sui dynasty.

He is studious, witty and funny, especially good at arguing. Raise a scholar, be a scholar. Emperor Wendi of Sui Dynasty was famous, so he asked his secretary to supervise the revision of national history and gave him five salaries. He wrote fifteen volumes of Jing Yi, which were published in the world.

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8. Classical Chinese translation of donkey saddle instead of chin for reference:

A man in Lingxian came to the market with money and silk. A street rogue thought he was mentally retarded. Seeing that his jaw was longer than the average person, he grabbed him and asked, "Why did you steal my donkey saddle as a chin?" Still clamoring to send him to the government for punishment. The person holding the money silk said that it would be a good thing to promise to give it to that person as the price of the donkey saddle.

When he came home empty-handed, his wife asked him where he had put the money and silk, and he told the story in detail. His wife scolded him and said, "You are such a fool! What kind of donkey saddle can be used as a chin? Even if you go to the government, it will be a matter of a few words. How can you give him such precious things as money and silk for nothing? " The man complained to his wife, "You are such an idiot! What if an irresponsible master wants to take off his chin for inspection? Isn't my mouth more important than a little money? "

-The old title "Qi Yan Lu" by Sui Houbai

9. Classical Chinese that shows the humorous quality of ancient people stealing meat. A person went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped to urinate in front of a toilet on the side of the road, and hung the meat outside.

Seeing this, the second man stole the meat. Before he went far, A came out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen anyone take his meat from the toilet.

B was afraid that A would see through, so he put the meat in his mouth early and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! How to hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If you put meat in your mouth like me, is there any reason to lose it? " -Han Weiyuchun's "Laughing Forest" name game Xu Zhicai, the king of Xiyang in the Northern Qi Dynasty, is very eloquent, especially good at word games. When he is not the king, he tries to play with the king, a senior minister.

Wang laughed at the name and said, "Your name is Zhicai. What's the point? In my opinion, it is similar to call it' lack of talent'. " Hearing this, he immediately laughed at Wang's surname: "The word Wang is added to the left of the word, 呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄2157

Wang was tongue-tied and embarrassed. On another occasion, Xu Zhicai entertained guests, and Lu Yuanming was present.

During the dinner, Lu Yuanming made fun of his surname and said, "The word' Xu' means not entering the people (Wei added' Yu' and' Jin')." Immediately mocked Yuan Ming's surname-the word "Lu": "The word" Lu "means" An "printed a public character as" Lu ",and then matched it with a horse to make a donkey. "

Lu Yuanming was flushed and speechless, and the room was full of laughter. -Old title Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" Bird's Nest and calf Hou Bai later became an official of the Tang Dynasty, often with solve riddles on the lanterns. Hou Baixian made three chapters for everyone: "What you guess must be a visible object; Second, you can't make empty explanations to confuse everyone; Third, if the explanation is finished, but you can't see this thing, you should be punished. "

Then he first made a riddle: "The back is as big as a house, the abdomen is as big as a pillow (the crossbar behind the car), and the mouth is as big as a cup." Everyone guessed for a long time, but no one guessed right. They all said, "Where is an object with a mouth as big as a cup and a back as big as a room?" There is no such thing. You must make a bet with all of us. "

Hou Bai finished gambling with everyone and explained, "This is the swallow's nest." They burst out laughing.

On another occasion, Hou Bai attended a large banquet. During the dinner, everyone asked him to make a riddle for entertainment.

What you guess can neither be strange nor difficult to understand, nor can it be abstract and untrue. Hou Bai replied, "There is something as big as a dog and looks like an ox.

What is this? "People are competing to guess, some people say it's a roe deer, others say it's a deer, but they all deny it. Let Hou Bai tell the answer.

Hou Bai laughed and said, "This is a calf." -The old title "Qi" by Sui Houbai asks for the name of Tianbao. In his early years, the famous secret supervisor He wrote to the court and wanted to retire to his hometown of Wuzhong.

Xuanzong Li Longji respected him very much and treated everything differently. When He Zhangzhi left, he said goodbye to Tang Xuanzong, and his eyes were full of tears.

Tang Xuanzong asked him what other requirements he had. Zhang Zhi said: "I know that Zhang Zhang has a son who hasn't been named yet. If your majesty gives it a name, I will be honored to return to China. "

Xuanzong said: "Faith is the core of Tao. Blessed people have faith. The son of Qing should be named Fu. "

Know the chapter and thank humbly. It took me a long time to realize. I thought to myself, "The emperor is so happy with me.

I'm from Wu, and the word' fu' is the word' claw' followed by the word' zi'. He named my son Fu, didn't he call my son's paw? -Gao Songyi's "Living in Groups" does not know what poetry is. Ai Zi likes to write poems.

One day, Ai Zi swam between Qi and Wei and stayed in a hotel. In the evening, he heard someone talking next door: "A song."

After a while, he said, "One more song." Ai Zi was baffled and sleepy all night.

Lying until dawn, * * * heard the man in the next room say about six or seven times, that is, six or seven songs. Ai Zi thought that the man in the next room must be a poet. He was quietly absorbed in poetry at the foot of the mountain, and he felt respect in his heart. He also liked this man's quick thinking and decided to get to know him.

Early in the morning, Ai Zi got dressed and got up, adjusted her crown belt and stood at the door to meet her. Soon, a peddler-like man came out of the next room, thin and ill.

Ai Zi was disappointed, thinking: With this respect, you look like a poet. Perhaps, people can't judge people by their appearances, and they can't guess blindly. He went up to him and asked, "I heard that Mr. Wang has many poems." Can I see them? "

The man said, "I'm a businessman and I never know what poetry is." Has refused to come up with poetry.

Ai Zi stubbornly said, "I heard you say' one' in the house last night, and then you said' one'. Isn't that a poem? " Hearing this, the man couldn't help laughing: "You misunderstood. Last night, my stomach was upset. Every time I have diarrhea, I can't find toilet paper at night, so I wipe it with my hands.

Diarrhea lasted all night, and my hands were dyed almost six or seven times. When I say' hand', I don't mean the first poem. "

Ai Zi felt ashamed to hear that. -The Word Game of Lao Shi's Essays on Ai Zi Su Dongpo heard that Wang's Essays on Words had just been written, so he went to the office to congratulate him and joked: "In the masterpiece, it is said that' bamboo' whips and' horses' are' Benedict'.

But I still have a question: "I don't know what's so funny about whipping dogs with bamboo?" Gong Jing just laughed and asked, "What evidence is there to prove that the word' pigeon' is changed from the word' bird' to the word' nine'?" Dongpo immediately replied: "The Book of Songs says:' The dead pigeon is in mulberry, and his son is seven', plus their parents, it is exactly nine." Hearing Wang's words, he nodded happily.

It was a long time before I knew that Su Dongpo had played a big joke with him again. -Su Song Wang Shizhen's "Teasing" Three-point Poetry Seven-point Reading Qin once told a story that the poet Guo once passed by Hangzhou and gave Su Dongpo a volume of poetry he wrote for appreciation.

Before Dongpo could read the poem, he began to recite it vividly, until he read that his feelings were overflowing. After singing the poems, I asked Dongpo's opinion: "What can Zheng Xiang say about these poems?" Dongpo said without thinking, "Ten points."

Guo exultation, and asked why there can be very. Dongpo smiled and answered, "You just recite poems, seven points come from reading and three points come from poems. Isn't it ten o'clock? " -Su Song Shi Ming Wang Shizhen.