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A joke about a blind man walking into a ditch.

The blind and the lame ride bicycles together. The lame man saw a deep ditch in front of him and exclaimed: Gougougou! The blind man turned around and sang: Ole Ole Ole! So they fell into the ditch!

This book is a joke, but I feel a bit like the report I am writing now. I didn't write the content clearly.

Therefore, this joke also shows that when we write a report or copy, we should think carefully and write the subject and predicate of the copy clearly.

There is a gap (predicate) in front of us (subject).

Secondly, let's have another joke:

Persimmon thief:

In the dark, two young people are talking in a low voice:

A: It's dark and windy tonight. We can steal shuttlecock next door.

B: Tell you what, I'll climb up the tree and knock the persimmon off with a stick. You can pick it up below.

Say that finish, two people begin together, one knocks the shuttlecock on the tree, and the other picks it up below. But it was too dark, and A, who was picking persimmons below, fell into the ditch. The ditch is so deep that A can't climb it.

A: Hey, I fell, I fell. A deep voice said.

B: of course. I knocked it.

No, I fell, I fell.

B: Isn't this nonsense? Pick it up quickly.

No, it fell into the ditch.

B: Don't pick it up if you fall into the ditch.

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