500 words joke composition children's edition

Composition topic: "Everyone has it"-Sentence breaking? Keep joking.

Keywords: there are broken sentences in the first grade of primary school

This article applies to: the first grade of primary school.

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This composition is about 500 words in the first grade of primary school. The title is "Everyone has it"-broken sentences? , jokes ",welcome everyone to contribute enthusiastically.

Everyone has-broken sentences? Keep joking.

Zhuang Cong doesn't know what's wrong these days. Since I became an announcer, everyone on this campus is quiet and smiling when talking about broadcasting.

Why?

They are waiting for Zhuang Cong!

Wait for him for what?

Listen to his jokes!

What joke?

A broken joke!

Oh!

Well, Zhuang Cong's brain is in a state of extreme excitement after he became a broadcaster easily, so there are always mistakes in sentence skipping. Then the scene was full, and everyone was really laughing!

Let's take a look at his situation!

Student: "It's broadcast time. There is a lot of important news here! Although not our students', we can't "turn a deaf ear to things outside the window and concentrate on reading sage books", can we? Well, cut short the gossip and broadcast international news to you! "

1, Prince Sihanouk visited Beijing on the 8th. Foreign Minister Chang Jipeng flew to the airport to welcome him. Welcome to the airport, Foreign Minister Ji Pengfei!

2. American President Bush made a speech at the meeting.

"US President Bush delivered a speech at the conference."

The following is domestic news.

3. The Yellow River Dam Project and its commencement ceremony was held in Beijing, with a small Yellow River and a large wave bottom.

"The groundbreaking ceremony of Xiaolangdi dam project on the Yellow River was held in Beijing"

4. I hope that the broad masses of people can learn from the experience of Shanxi Governor in administering the city.

"I hope that the broad masses of the people will learn from the experience of Shanxi Province and Changzhi City."

The following is the school news.

5. "Anyone who finds that Zhang Yao needs keys and ropes, please give them to the school broadcast room immediately, thank you!" .

"Who picked up a bunch of keys for Zhang Yao, please give them to the school broadcast room immediately, thank you! . "

6. On June 5438+065438+1October 8, the school held a love, bird body and test activity.

"The school held a bird-loving experience on June 5438+065438+1October 8."

"Well, classmates, the broadcast of Qiu Ming Primary School165438+1October 6th is over. See you tomorrow! "

How's it going? "Shock"? !

The headmaster tried to replace Zhuang Cong more than once, but he had a great influence. Every broadcast time, all the students in the school are listening carefully, and at the same time, the students' heartfelt laughter keeps coming out. The headmaster couldn't bear to change this trend, so he agreed that Zhuang Cong would continue to be an announcer.

However, students also need to hear the right news. So President Luo kept broadcasting news in the studio. Finally, the school opened a second studio, presided over by President Luo. The other room was renamed "Music Studio" and the host was Zhuang Cong. Most of the jokes and wrong sentences broadcast here are happy.

The students are very satisfied!