Selected humorous jokes for primary school students

1. I think Qin Shihuang must have traveled to modern times and fell in love with me. He found that I didn’t like studying, so he burned books and harassed Confucian scholars after he returned. . .

2. I gave my first sex to our English teacher. In junior high school, she was very beautiful. I just graduated from college and am young and energetic. She introduced herself on the podium, and our class burst into applause. . .

3. I would rather sit in the study room and cry than lie in the dormitory laughing. Our purpose is: to make others flustered and unable to learn!

4. When I was in elementary school, the school built a new library. The teacher asked everyone to donate at least one book. As a result, a classmate donated an instruction manual for a black and white TV. I want to laugh when I think back to the teacher’s expression at that time.

5. The teacher often drags the class, and the students decided to jointly report it, and I was the first to sign! Then the report letter only contained my name and some thirty fingerprints. . .

6. In the Chinese class, the teacher wrote the word "嬲" on the blackboard and asked what he meant.

Suddenly my deskmate shouted: 3P!

The whole audience was stunned. . .

7. In the third year of high school, a girl called an honest boy, "F**k mother." . . *** Mother. . . .

The boy ignored him at first, but then he got angry when he was scolded. He slapped the table and stood up and said: *** Mother!

The girl suddenly became quiet. . .

7. My roommate was drying out his quilt and was shocked by static electricity when he was collecting the quilt. He didn’t expect this person to say: You dare to shock me, believe it or not, I put you to sleep at night. . .

8. Roommate: "I'm not going to sleep tonight."

"What's wrong? Want to sharpen your skills before the battle?"

"What? I'm going to I’ve finished watching the new pornographic film!”

“***! I have an exam tomorrow, why are you so anxious to watch it?”

“I can’t help it. Dad said he would break my hand if I failed the exam. How could I masturbate then?"

9. When I was checking in downstairs in the dormitory, I heard the boy next to me chatting with the building manager.

The boy said there were no girls yet, and the aunt pointed to the register and said, "You can just pick from there."

The boy said, "These are all people who have boyfriends, so that's not good. "

Auntie said: "What's wrong with having a boyfriend? Aren't you a civil engineer? You can't even recruit people, so you spent four years in college in vain!"

10. Roommate: You Why did you come to class?

Me: I came right after I woke up~ Why did you come to class too?

Roommate: I can’t sleep.

11. When school started, I said: break up with your cell phone! Break up the computer! Break up WIFI! Break up TV! Break up the air conditioner! I'm fucking married to the school! ! !

Roommate God’s comment: You have so many spare wheels before getting married!

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