Ask a joke about cigarettes and French fries

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke? Boy a: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. Boy A: Naturally, I held out two fingers and took them ... Teacher: No smoking? ! Call your parents ... [Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy b: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. Boy b: because I heard about a, I carefully took the French fries with my palm. Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup? Boy B: I accidentally dipped too much, so I immediately played it with my fingers ... Teacher: I played the ash very skillfully. Call your parents ... [Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy c: no teacher: no, ok, French fries. Boy C: Because of the first two examples, I carefully sweated for French fries. Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates? Boy C: I put French fries in my ear ... Teacher: No smoking? Call your parents ... [Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy d: no. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. Boy D: I'm afraid to eat my French fries. Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates? Boy D: I carefully put the French fries in my upper pocket again. The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming! Boy d quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet ... Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ... [Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy e: no. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. Boy E: I just got French fries. The teacher said, aren't you going to invite me to dinner? Boy E: Pass the French fries with both hands quickly, and then take out the lighter ... Teacher: No smoking? ! Call your parents ... [Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy f: no. Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. Boy F: I finished eating in fear. The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming! Boy F: Sweating palms, but still calmly lowering his head and saying: Hello, headmaster! Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth. Boy F takes out French fries: No, it's still there. The fire hasn't been lit yet ... [Scene 7] Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again. Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries. Boy g naturally took the French fries and ate them clean. Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? Boy G (proudly): Greater China ... [Scene 8] Teacher: Have a French fries. Boy n: thank you, no need. Teacher: ...