Classic Quotations of Post-80s Talk Show

Handing a small note was seen by the teacher, who is the little girl's mother.

Dear earthquake volcano is not terrible as long as you are around, because you are even more terrible.

4, origin, in the crowd, I saw you die, I saw you, in the crowd.

5. Wang Jianguo: I was bitten by a dog. Can I be a dog? You are a mad dog.

6. Tell yourself that if you lose a word, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

7, office workers are very hard, the salary is a monthly salary, but the workload does not include traffic.

8, ask you again, not convinced. Just don't help! Well, you're good. You don't have to help me stand up.

Wang Jianguo: I was bitten by a dog. Can I be a dog? You have rabies.

10, as long as you are willing to open skills and mix, there is no immortal paladin.

1 1. The people have no special requirements. We just want to live like employees of state-owned enterprises.

12, since the first day of stock trading, my qualifications have declined. Who asked me how the stock was: down.

13, setting off firecrackers is to drive away the fear of the unknown in the future, such as setting off firecrackers when getting married.

14, don't be shy and silent when you are in love, or you will lose the courage to take the initiative.

15, with such a lighter, you still expect others to borrow it.

16, everyone's circle of friends has a 2 goods! If not, you are an idiot.

17, never starved to death or hit a professor for more than six years; The walls of Beijing have not been torn down.

18, I am in favor of equality between men and women. Why should I do it alone?

19, like F 1 1, you have been there all the time, but you just don't know what to do. You can call me F4.

20. If you don't help others when they fall, there will definitely be no one to help them in the future.

2 1, only the beauty that comes out, but not the glory that comes out.

Everyone has advantages in his work, but everyone hates being called a leader.

23. Sophisticated but not sophisticated is the kindest maturity.

24. Crosstalk can be divided into disc version and gun version. This is a gun version because we have laughter here.

25. Xu Qiang's girlfriend is the incarnation of Little Red Riding Hood, because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf.

26.040 (Lin Chi-ling) used to be a big drum, but this year it has changed.

27. Let's talk about the significance of Lu Xun. In fact, people just want to earn some money to eat noodles.

Dear girl, you joke that others don't laugh, not because you are not funny, but because you are ugly.

29. The death penalty still exists, and many people do not pay for their lives. You canceled now, and I'm going out?

30. Another aftershock occurred in Japan. This time, there were no casualties. What does this mean? This shows that the sequel is just not as good as the first episode.

3 1, I always say that jokes are a loser's game. There are beautiful women to see, who will listen to jokes! Who can tell jokes when there are beautiful women to see!

32. Xu Qiang's girlfriend (one of the pillars of Class Two Crosstalk) is a little red riding hood because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf.

33. At the airport, a man asked me, man, do you have a lighter? I said yes, here you are. Oh, it's disposable. I have zippo, too

34. I heard that Li Zhuang was released. One day I'll have to ask him how to release it.

35. My wife always asks me: Is there always a piece of clothing missing from my husband's closet? Yes, you always buy skirts.

36. I met a taxi driver and robbed him: Special Two Youth: You can do anything. Can you stop the meter first?

37. Just like F 1 1, you are always there, but you just don't know what to do. You can call me F4.

38. Every time the subway runs, several people get off. I decided to take a cactus to work, and then I got off the subway and saw how aloe vera was.

39. I want to rent a house! At that time, the landlord told me that there was something wrong with the bed and it was easy to ring. But I have lived here for four months. Why didn't it ring?

40. Every time the subway runs, several people get off. I decided to bring a cactus to work, and then I got off the subway and saw how aloe vera was.

4 1, everyone is saying goodbye to 20xx, so I won't say it. Because I believe that every day from tomorrow, I will be the same as today.

42. Girls in their twenties now marry old men in their forties and fifties. What should we do? We will wait until we are 40 or 50 years old before marrying people in their twenties.

43. As soon as I speak online, I always use three words, sensitive words and sensitive words. It is said that the invention of the Martian language after 1990 destroyed the traditional culture, and now it is used to save the country.

44. Eating less kimchi can cause cancer, which is also the reason why two people happen to get cancer together in Korean dramas. Some people think it's dog blood, but it's not. It's kimchi.

45. The goddess said: I am piano 10, clarinet 6 and English 8. What's your specialty? Wang Jianguo thought for a long time: I am a World of Warcraft player, level 60.

46. She said: I will chop my hand if I buy it again. I bought it and sent it in Weibo. You cut it. Isn't there a knife on Taobao?

47. In America, I will hit anyone who annoys me, and we will strongly resist anyone who annoys me and scolds me. I still don't know where you hurt him. .

48. There is an American animated film Transformers. I ate a screw while eating popsicles. What was it? A: Transformers Edition. Say: what is it? A: The remains of Optimus Prime.

49. Gaddafi is studying the coup in Taiwan Province province. He has an old friend named Saddam Hussein. People in Taiwan Province Province told them how to get there, and they wrote down all the money.

50. No matter how high the sky is, stand on tiptoe and get closer to the sun; Some people cannot be together, but their hearts are together; Some people seem to be together, but their hearts cannot be together.

5 1, it is a wise man who can detour and go straight, because he has found a shortcut; It is an open-minded person who can bend the straight road, because he has seen more scenery.

52. For the sake of China, house prices will rise for another hundred years. International oil prices may fluctuate; Turbulence will increase prices; (Oil price) Do it if conditions permit, and do it if conditions are not created.

53. Everyone has an idiot in his circle of friends. I looked at my circle of friends and found that I broke this rule. Why is everyone an idiot?

54. Fall in love too late and get married too early; Spend money. No, it's too difficult to make money. Not interested in playing, not graduating from work; Too young to be with the post-80s, too old to be with the post-90s. Is it?

If you really want me to make a wish, I hope I can go back to 1987 and kick your parents' door that night to stop it from happening.

56. I wear famous brands and get a Starbucks in that high-end office building every day. It's silly. Obviously, the other party has a particularly local Chinese name and has to call him by his English name.

57. Why do Russian China people like to do business with us? Because there are people from the northeast, they don't like to bargain. If you do business with Wenzhou people, Jews can lose Wenzhou people when they go, which is the pride of China.

58. Cabbage, radish, kelp, vermicelli and tofu went to the restaurant happily. People ask: Why go? Go to eat shabu shabu! The man then asked, who is treating you? Mutton!

59. Boy: Sir, I really hope to come again next year to congratulate you on your 99th birthday. Old man: Young man, you are so young and strong that you should have no problem living until next year.

60. There are two kinds of the most difficult feelings in this world: one is that the man who always knows only tears has shed blood for you. The second is that a man who only knows bleeding actually shed tears for you.

Classic lines of post-80 s

1 You see, I told you that my refreshing fart was very effective and made him awake at once.

2, two tigers contend, even if the little beast in the cracks, you have to find a way out for yourself.

If I were twenty years old again, I would make another choice and start a new life at some point.

I just want to see him. I left in such a hurry. I always feel that many things are still in my heart. It's good to meet him. It's time for me to say goodbye.

It takes a little patience to live, and it takes a long time to stand on the top of the mountain and enjoy the rugged mountain road you have walked.

If you have a good attitude, happiness will last forever. If the heart wants nothing, peace will come. Look down on romance, how much floating dust is clouds.

7. There are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them.

8. Liu Yiyang: Tong and I have gone beyond the relationship of love. We are related now.

Liu Yiyang: My goal is to make you happy, make our family happy and make our children happy.

10, the years passed silently, but the gifts it sent were all over the floor. With the gift of years, we will calmly embark on the road of the future.

1 1, it's mine, it's mine, and it's gone, which only means that he never belonged to me.

12, have their own hopes for the future. Although I'm not sure, I must be confident!

13 but people are unpredictable, not to mention animals. The closer you get to taming, the easier it is to be careless.

14, Shu Huan (with an embarrassed smile): Oh, I think I'm in the wrong place!

15, Shuhuan: Actually, Wu Ye's visit should have ended long ago. I just have some unfinished business in Shanghai!

16. Reality is such a cruel thing. It always destroys your faith and the promise you think you can give when you can't perceive it.

17, don't make me wait for you. I'm afraid I don't have enough courage to stay where I am. I'm even more afraid that if we leave, we'll never find each other again.

18, I am afraid of being dependent on each other, but I am destined to separate; When it is no longer a dream, I appear in front of you.

Du Fei: I think you are crazy about Shanghai! I talked to you! (Shu Huan has always been silly)

20. It's not something my sister doesn't understand, it's beyond her control. Lingrong is like a willow. All this is just the sound of success, the sound of failure.

2 1, but only the head gets bigger and looks really disgusting, Ai Wang, the monster of Flo. We are monsters.

22. We have come all the way, the road has been extending, the scenery is changing, and life is not eternal.

23rd, but before the storm warning was issued at sea, the sea was always unusually calm. -Shen Guiren

24. When I use clairvoyance and clairvoyance at the same time, I can also see enemies thousands of miles away, and I can't see anything about snakes and monsters at all!

25. What kind of person you become is up to you; What kind of life you lead depends on yourself.

26. I hope you don't have to go through the hardships I have experienced. I hope you are touching the happiness I have.

27. Life is to face the reality with a smile and look over the obstacles to the future.

28. No matter how deep the friendship between sisters is, if you don't pay attention, you will also have bad feelings. Ann's promise is that she likes thinking.

29. Winter Melon: As long as you dare to talk to your child about remarriage, I guarantee that she will promise to believe you! You call this running away!

30. Forgive her for not comforting him. Everyone can finally lick their wounds.

3 1, she came, she loved, she worked hard, that was luck, not life. Of course, when we were young, how could we believe that there would be unattainable fate?

Tong Qian Jia: You are everywhere. Are you a bank? Is your father Li Gang?

33. Yi Ping came out: Shu Huan! (Like a child! ) Shu Huan immediately came over nervously: Hey!

34. The most important thing for the royal family is to flourish, and the descendants will continue, so that the country can last for thousands of years. -Empress Dowager

35. That year, my mother was a beauty. Later, she gave me all her best youth. I love my mother!

36. If you were 20 years old again, you would follow your heart! Do what you like, don't let other people's ideas and suggestions become fetters, and live your favorite life.

37. To please an elegant emperor has nothing to do with family background. It only depends on whether the emperor likes it or not, otherwise it will be in vain.

38. As long as the road is right, you are not afraid of the distance; As long as it is worth looking for, you don't care about vicissitudes.

39. The ulcer is rotten to a certain extent and can be removed with a knife. The deeper you rot, the cleaner you dig. -Guan Kun

I buried my face in her hair? She smells like mom, so warm that my heart is broken.

4 1. Although male and female servants are queens, they are also the wives of emperors. As a wife, how can you feel tired serving your husband? the Queen

42. Wax gourd: It is immoral to destroy other people's families! It is your right to like it. I have no right to interfere, but don't make a mountain out of a molehill.

43 represents youth and dreams. 20-year-old you and I have different stories, but do you know what 20-year-old TA is doing?

Yiping: Oh, dear! Shu-hwan, you are really! what are you going to do？ Please discuss with me first!

45. There are no big ideals. I just hope my family can be neat, healthy and happy together.

46. I can't help it. It's ridiculous that women can easily cry for other people's stories.

47. Tong: I tell you, my daughter will always be surnamed Liu.

48. Liu Yiyang: Not bad. You think your mother is everywhere! Everyone should get used to you!

49. I hope you can remember me forever. You must forget me today. -An Lingrong

50. The emperor treated me so well, so naturally I should treat him wholeheartedly. —— Yan Guiren

5 1, Ruan Ruan reached out to stop the sandstorm. It was so dark that I could pretend not to see you crying.

Because of this, she will never know that the man stood me up and will never be disappointed. Ruanwan went to see the person she loved, but lost her life.

53. Liu Yiyang: I just feel that I am a failure and make my daughter-in-law worry about money.

54. You really don't need to dress too well on the day you meet in the palace. Gentleness and humility are the most appropriate. -Jin Xixi

55. Shu Huan: Lu! Which one is it? Yi from an innocent girl. Shu Huan: Is that right?

56, more considerate, more understanding, more warmth, and then, live your life according to your own wishes!

57. What if her plan is infinitely better than his? Men who love do their best, and men who don't love can crush her without any means.

I think the happiest thing is not to grow old with you, but to protect you when I am old.

59. What do male and female servants want to do on this day? They never got what they wanted. -Zhen

60. If the heart is simple, the world will be simple and happiness will grow; If you have a free heart, you will live freely and be happy everywhere. .

Selected 80 Classic Quotations of Zhang Ailing

Selected classic quotations of Eileen Chang (1) 1. A bosom friend is like a mirror, reflecting the most beautiful part of our nature.

2.？ It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.

3.？ Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

4.？ Difficult to teach, to act, to be a man.

5.？ When love comes, it is of course happy. However, this kind of happiness needs to be paid, and we must learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple.

6.？ Love is not complicated at first, but three words come and go, either I love you or I hate you, so forget it. How are you? Sorry.

7.？ I like money, because I have never suffered from it, and I don't know its disadvantages, only its advantages.

8.？ Among thousands of people, meet the person you want to meet. In thousands of years, in the endless wilderness of time, there is neither a step earlier nor a step later. When we meet, we can only say "Oh, are you there?"

9.？ If you love someone, you will love yourself.

10.？ Master's incomparable self and this decadent and beautiful world, two bodies tied together back to back, you fell on me, I fell on you and sank.

1 1.？ In most of life, commitment is synonymous with bondage, but we are eager for bondage.

12.？ Love is not complicated, just three words, come and go, either I love you or I hate you, or forget it, how are you? I'm sorry

13.？ Love is also an invention, which needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time.

14.？ A useless woman is the best woman.

15.？ For people after the age of 30, ten years and eight years are just a matter of a snap of your fingers, while for young people, three years and five years can be a lifetime.

16.？ If memory has a smell, it is the smell of camphor, sweet and safe, like a clear piece of music, sweet and melancholy, like a forgotten sadness.

17.？ The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor am I standing in front of you, but you don't know that I love you.

18.？ Kind people always suffer, and the burden of sadness seems to be innate, so they have to endure.

19.？ Affection is a heavy burden that I can't bear, and love words are only occasional lies.

20.？ People waste because they are unhappy, which is a kind of compensation.

Selected classic quotations of Eileen Chang (2) 2 1. Love hasn't come yet, and life is carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small.

22.？ If you had known me before, you might forgive me now.

23.？ After you leave, I want you to remember one thing: don't forget to think of me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

24.？ There is always time and opportunity to do things; There is always an excuse for not doing anything.

25.？ When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.

26.？ Doing something for others is still a little resentful. It's interesting to be alive, otherwise it's too empty.

27.？ For people who can't speak, clothes are a language, and pocket play is carried with you.

28.？ Like a person, there is no pain. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

29.？ I also believe that love can overcome all difficulties; However, difficulties are difficulties after all. This is what I believe.

30.？ Whether you can love someone enough to ask him for pocket money is a strict test.

3 1.？ Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you; Cry, you will cry alone.

32.？ However, the wine is in the stomach and the matter is in the heart. There always seems to be a layer in the middle. No amount of wine can drown your heart.

33.？ Love is not complicated, just three words come and go, either "I love you, I hate you" or "Forget it, how are you? Sorry. "

34.？ The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

35.？ I want you to know that there is always someone waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where, you know, there is always such a person.

36.？ Love without love, love without love.

37.？ He looked at his own body, not like he was looking at it, but like a lover outside himself. He was deeply sad and felt that he had wasted himself.

38.？ I love you, what's it to you? I can't blame you for all the strange things.

39.？ The most annoying person, if you study it carefully, you will always find that he is just a poor man.

40.？ Forget the years, forget the pain, forget your bad, we will never say goodbye.

80 Eileen Chang's classic quotations (3) 4 1. Memories are always melancholy. Pleasant people feel: it's a pity that it's all over, and it's still sad to think of it unpleasantly.

42.？ When they can't meet, they miss each other. But once we meet, once we walk together again, we will torture each other.

43.？ If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

44.？ Loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

45.？ Do you love me? I love you dangerously. How dangerous it is. I can't live alone anymore.

46.？ Love begins with hope and ends with despair. Giving up means that I no longer have any hope for you.

47.？ I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.

48.？ For people who can't speak, clothes are a language, and they carry a pocket play with them.

49.？ After a man knows a woman thoroughly, he won't love her anymore.

50.？ If you like someone, you will humble yourself to the dust and bloom.

5 1.？ Generally speaking, most people who have lived for half their lives have some real life experiences and some original opinions. They never wanted to write it down. Things have changed and disappeared.

52.？ Love is self-realization, and I no longer lack anything.

53.？ Life has its patterns, and we must copy them.

54.？ Once you are unloved, you will cherish the people who love you in the future.

55.？ Small troubles and difficulties can cultivate a serious outlook on life.

56.？ There is no feeling in this world that it is not riddled with holes.

57.？ Good things are not necessarily great, and great things are always beautiful.

58.？ The origin and extinction are beyond our control, and the margin is thick and thin. What we can do is to cherish the short time when karma met.

59.？ What is short is life, and what is long is suffering.

60.？ Life and death are rich, your son becomes happy, hold your hand and grow old with your son.

Selected classic quotations of Eileen Chang (4) 6 1. At the beginning, we knew there would always be an end.

62.？ Women ... women talk about men all their lives, miss men and complain about men forever.

63.？ When a person is in love, he can best show the noble quality in his nature. This is also the reason why love novels are always popular-no matter ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign.

64.？ Maybe we can love two people at the same time and be loved by two people. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we die.

65.？ If emotions and years can be gently torn apart and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I like what you said, but I don't understand. You want to see my silence, but I don't understand.

66.？ Because you know, you are kind.

67.？ Become famous early, and you won't be so happy if you come too late.

68.？ When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

69.？ Are you young? Never mind, I will be old in two years.

70.？ Life is a gorgeous robe full of fleas.

7 1.？ You ask me if it's worth loving you, but you know, love means not asking if it's worth it.

72.？ Love that can't be together for life is just that people come and go in a hurry during a long journey, and no matter how long they stay, they always leave to take another flight.

73.？ I just want to find a shoulder that can bear my tears when I am frustrated and let me take a bite when I am happy.

74.？ Some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited for.

75.？ Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

76.？ Life is a gorgeous robe full of lice.

77.？ It is the highest state of love to be interested in each other without saying it, because at this time, both of them are enjoying the hot psychology of winking at each other and the thrilling feeling of touching their fingers. As soon as you say it, the taste fades. ...

78.？ Meet, either hate late or hate early.

79.？ The greatest act of unrequited love is realization. You don't love me, but I help you. A true secret love is a lifelong career, and I won't give up because he is far away from you. Without this feeling, don't fall in love easily.

80.？ Your heart is a corner of my sea, the end of the world, and I can't walk. We have traveled to the ends of the earth in this life, not halfway around the world, but accompanied by human beings.

Classic quotations of zong

Classic quotations of zong

Zong, male, was born in Hangzhou, Zhejiang, with the age of 1945 1 1.06. The founder of Wahaha is currently the chairman and general manager of Hangzhou Wahaha Group Co., Ltd., the president of Zhejiang Beverage Industry Association and the representative of the 11th National People's Congress.

199 1, Wahaha food group company was established. In 20xx, Wahaha was forcibly acquired by Danone, and the resignation of Zong triggered employee protests, and the trademark was finally tried by Wahaha. In 20xx, Zong Houqing topped Hurun's global rich list for the first time in Chinese mainland. 20xx 10/0 month 12, Forbes published the list of China's richest people in 20xx, and Zong Houqing, chairman of Wahaha, regained the position of the richest man with a net asset of10 billion dollars. In an interview with reporters on 20xx, he said that the whole family had cancelled the American green card. He didn't have an American green card, no foreign nationality and no immigration plan.

In 20xx, it ranked 18 on Forbes Chinese Rich List with 103 billion dollars. 20xx 10 year 10 was hired as the honorary president of the first Council of Zheshang Association on October 24th. 20xx 10 year 10 was hired as the consultant of the first Council of Zheshang Federation on October 24th. On March 2nd, 20xx, Zong Suituan, a deputy to the National People's Congress, arrived in Beijing to attend the National People's Congress. 20xx65438+1October 65438+March, 20xx Hurun Report was released, and the clan family ranked fifth with wealth11200 million yuan.

Classic quotations of zong

1, the shopping mall is the battlefield, and those who violate the battlefield order will be killed.

Charity is a long-term undertaking, and the spirit of charity should be passed down forever. Charity, regardless of age, should be everyone's conscious action. Nowadays, young people in many cities have grown up under superior conditions, unable to understand the difficulties and hardships in society, and naturally lack the concept of charity. Therefore, we have the responsibility to guide the next generation to pay more attention to the suffering of society and assume more responsibilities for society.

3. Entrepreneurs should take money lightly and social responsibility seriously. People's life is always limited, money will not be taken with them, and death will not take it away. The wealth we have now ultimately belongs to the whole society.

4. I like popular brands, thinking that we should make products that consumers think are good and cheap. If the product is expensive, but only a few people can consume it, it is not a famous brand.

5. Starting a business is the same as fighting. When the opportunity comes, we should reflect it quickly and solve it in time. You can't do an event without strong guidance.

6. I think an enterprise should have these qualities, especially in the China market, that is, the imagination of a poet, the acumen of a scientist, the mind of a philosopher and the skills of a strategist.

7. Multinational companies are just general competitors. They have their advantages and limitations. In the competition, they may be wolves (Xu Zhimo's inspirational figure) or paper tigers.

8. Charity is not only a simple cash donation, but also an investment in some difficult places to promote employment, pay taxes, promote local economic growth and promote the change of local people's concepts. It's not blood transfusion, it's hematopoietic poverty alleviation.

9. In my opinion, management means operation and management, and the whole process should be straightened out and managed as required. Of course, whether to take care of it first or not depends on your own specific situation.

10, there is no weak market, only weak products. I have always believed that the profits of enterprises should be driven by products, and the rules of the game in the field of fast-moving consumer goods are to advance or retreat. The biggest challenge of this industry is that it often encounters homogenization competition. Homogeneous competition in the financial crisis has even brought a disastrous blow to weak enterprises.