7-year-old children's joke stories

7-year-old children's joke stories (general 10)

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. Next, I will sort out the joke stories of 7-year-old children for your reference only, hoping to help you!

7-year-old children joke story 1 which is more important: "Qingqing, do you know whether the sun is heavier in the morning or at night?" Qingqing, "I don't know, do you know?" Mingming: "Of course it's heavy at night." Qing Qing: "Why?" Ming Ming: "The sun is so light in the morning that even the sea can beat the sky, and the sun is so heavy at night that even the mountains can't stand it." My 8-year-old nephew likes rap. One day, he ran to my study and saw a picture given to me by a friend on the wall, so he read it word by word: "There is no limit to learning!" "

I asked, "What's the use of reading? Do you know what these two sentences mean? "

He looked disdainful, and a whirlwind explained to me: "There is a mountain called Shushan, and there is a deer on it. Deer love to talk big, but they don't have a mirror, so they take the piano as a mirror and look at themselves. "

I couldn't help laughing and jokingly encouraged him: "What's the next sentence?"

The little nephew added, far-fetched, boasting, "There is no limit to learning, and it is hard to make a boat. He said that there was a man named Xue Hai, because he had no teeth, so he could only cook porridge every day. Life was so hard! "

7-year-old joke story 2: I'm tired from work today and don't want to cook dinner. ......

The girl looked at me seriously: "This is just like my homework. I have to write early and write late. Do it sooner or later, and you can't run away. Just do it quickly! Hey! "

Say that finish also solemnly patted me on the shoulder.

Alas! I can't refute it.

7-year-old children joke story 3 In the morning, my 5-year-old daughter got up.

Daughter: Mom, do you think I'm beautiful?

I looked at her messy hair and smiled: you can catch a bird and build a nest on it!

Daughter: Great. I have eggs to eat every day ......

Oh, my God, no one can eat like you!

Dad: Son, what is your ideal?

Son: Well, the economy is getting more and more developed, but the relationship between people is getting colder and colder. People, more and more lack of care and respect. The degree of enthusiasm for a person is always considered by interests. I want to spend my whole life trying to improve this relationship!

Dad: How ambitious! So what do you want to do?

Son: Be a beggar, encourage life to develop kindness, give me care, and I will kowtow to them. Don't worry, I will treat you equally, and I won't kowtow less because someone pays less!

Dad: ...

7-year-old children joke story 5 sow gave birth to a litter of piglets, all of which are strong, fat and lovely. The husband is thinking that he can take the pig to the market soon, which is not a small income and can't help but be complacent.

One day, the husband came home to find a little pig missing and asked his wife why. The wife replied: the wolf took it away. He was very angry. A few days later, I came back from the outside and found another one missing. My wife said the wolf took it away again.

So the husband waited at home every day, and sure enough, the wolf didn't come for several days.

On this day, the husband had something urgent to go out, so he asked his wife to take good care of him. Out of the village, I suddenly remembered that I forgot to take something and went home. Just entering the door, I saw my wife busy in the kitchen, her face covered with soot. It turned out that the pig in the pot was almost cooked, and the husband got angry and beat his wife.

The wife was still crying, and the husband stepped forward and opened the lid. He only smelled the smell of pork, tasted it, and couldn't help nodding his head in praise: it smells good! Delicious! Seeing this, the wife burst into tears immediately and said, "Ginger hasn't been released yet. It is more fragrant and delicious after it is released! " "

One afternoon, my son came home from school. Dad was sitting on the sofa reading a newspaper, and his son rushed forward and said with a smile, Dad, I found a dollar today, and the teacher praised me for finding it.

Dad put down the newspaper and looked at his son's bright smile. He said happily, it's really a good son of dad. Dad will reward you as long as you do good deeds. He made these decisions to encourage his son to do more good deeds.

The son received 100 yuan from his father and smiled and said, thank you, dad. I will live up to my mission.

A few days later, when my son came back from school, he immediately looked for his father and ran to the kitchen to ask, Mom, is his father back?

Mom replied while cooking: Your father is reading a newspaper in the living room.

My son rushed into the living room like a gust of wind. He put his arm around his father's neck and said, Dad, the teacher praised me for not picking up money again.

Dad couldn't believe his ears. He patted his son's little hand and said, will you lie to dad?

The son looked very serious and said, call the teacher if you don't believe me.

The next day after school, my son did not go home directly, but ostentatiously invited his classmates into a McDonald's restaurant.

The classmate asked doubtfully: Why are you so rich today?

The son looked around like a thief, then put his mouth on his classmate's ear and whispered, You must keep it a secret. I tell you, my dad and I spent a dollar. ...

One day, the lamb was walking happily on the way home from school, and suddenly a wolf jumped out of the grass. The wolf said, "lamb, where are you going?" The lamb said, "I want to go home." The wolf said, "Can you take me with you?" The lamb thought, the wolf won't eat me! I have to do something. The lamb said, "Yes, there is no one at home."

In the lamb's house, the lamb sat the wolf on the sofa. The lamb said, "Mr. Wolf, let me make you a cup of tea."

When the lamb came into the kitchen, the wolf thought, children nowadays are easily deceived. Let me drink tea before eating mutton. The lamb walked around the kitchen and finally figured out a good way to deal with the wolf. She heard father sheep say that the fruit on the big tree next to the orchard door was inedible and would itch all over. So the lamb went to the orchard, picked some fruits and soaked them in tea. When the wolf took a few sips of tea, "My body itches! Too uncomfortable! "

The lamb snickered and pretended to say, "I'm sorry, I picked the wrong fruit and made tea." Drinking this fruit-soaked tea will make your body itch. " The wolf scratched and said, "What should I do?" The lamb said, "Never mind, there is a well in my house. It won't itch if I soak it in it." The wolf was miserable. Before listening to the lamb, he plopped into his mouth. The wolf couldn't swim, so he struggled in the water a few times and drowned. The lamb said happily, "the wolf is so stupid!" "

7-year-old children's joke story 8 When Zheng Banqiao was a county magistrate, he encountered a year of famine. He was dismissed by the emperor for opening a warehouse to release grain and giving alms to the poor. So, I rented a boat and returned to my hometown in Yangzhou along the Grand Canal.

One day, I saw an official ship moored in front of the dock, with a flag hanging on the mast, asking all civilian ships to avoid. Zheng Banqiao said to himself, "You took office at the behest of the emperor, and I will be dismissed at the behest of the emperor. Aren't they all' orders'?

What do you look like? "So, took a piece of silk, write" marching orders "four characters, also hung on the mast.

The official ship is the' son' of a big traitor in the court, named Yao Youcai. Although this person is ignorant, he got a job with the help of Laozi, and this time he is going to Yangzhou to take office. At this time, I saw a flag hanging on the mast of a small boat, "Order to disband". I think it's strange. When I asked, it turned out to be Zheng Banqiao, so I sent someone to ask him for calligraphy and painting.

Zheng Banqiao heard that Yao Youcai knows nothing but eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. He quickly wrote a poem: "Money can't buy a bamboo, money can't buy a green flowerpot, and there are not many bamboo shoots without branches and leaves." The first word of every sentence is "rich and wicked". Yao Youcai took a look and almost fainted.

7-year-old children joke story 9 There was a thief who stole a motorcycle first, then passed by a village and stole a little fat pig. Motorcycles are easy to control, but pigs are dishonest. The back seat is too narrow to tie the pig. So, the thief had to put the pig on the pedal of the motorcycle, let the pig's hind hoof stand on the pedal, tie the two front hoofs to the handlebar of the motorcycle and take the pig out of the village. But the pig was still dishonest, and the thief put his helmet on the pig's head again. The pig is in complete darkness. It is very quiet.

After a while, the owner of the pig found that the pig was missing and quickly reported the case. The police station quickly sent two policemen to drive to chase.

It's getting dark, and the police car is about to catch up with the motorcycle. The thief trembled with fear when he heard the siren behind him. In desperation, he jumped back, jumped off the motorcycle and hid in the endless corn fields on both sides. But pig's hoof just stepped on the gas pedal. Due to the huge inertia, the motorcycle not only didn't fall down and stop, but also hobbled along with the pig at a faster speed.

At this time, the police car followed. When the two policemen saw it, they were shocked and quickly reported to the director of the police station with their mobile phones: "The director of the report is terrible. This pig ran out by itself! In addition, the pig ... the pig is still wearing a helmet, driving a motorcycle and fleeing south at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour! "

7-year-old children's joke story 10 Once upon a time, there was a rich man who gave birth to a son. He was stupid and didn't know how to comb his hair or wash his face. He had two barrels of snot. On the other hand, the rich man regards his precious son as the apple of his eye, hoping that his son will have a successful career in the future and honor his ancestors.

It happened that this day Pang Zhenkun passed by, and the rich man's silly son was squatting on the ground in a robe and jacket, playing with mud, while the rich man stood by and smiled. Pang Zhenkun was amused and pretended to come to the children, expecting to look back. Seeing Pang Zhenkun's manner, the rich man thought his behavior was strange. He hurried forward and said, "Sir, it's been a hard journey. If you don't mind, please come to my humble abode. I wonder if you can join us? " Pang Zhenkun replied, "It's so annoying."

The rich man let Pang Zhenkun into the living room for a cup of tea, and told him to arrange a banquet. After dinner, Pang Zhenkun got up to leave, and the rich man quickly stopped and apologized, saying, "Take care, sir. I'm sorry, my son-"Pang Zhenkun said solemnly." Your son's future is limitless. " The rich man was very happy, but he still wanted to ask the truth. Fortunately, he boasted in front of others and couldn't wait to ask, "I hope Mr. Wang Can can point out a thing or two."

Pang Zhenkun said quietly, "Long live the whole country and it will be unified. Isn't this child's nose two barrels more expensive than Viva? "

Hearing this, the rich man was so angry that his face was like a pig's liver and he couldn't say a word.

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