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It is the small fish that are afraid of being eaten by the big fish, so they deliberately stay short.

The big fish said: I like to eat small fish that talk slowly. Then the fish said: Oh, sauce purple, it's done!

"Oh, sauce purple, made" is a Taiwanese dialect, which translates as "Oh, I see."

If you can only finish in seven words in Mandarin, you can finish in five words in Taiwanese, so you can speak quickly and the big fish won't eat him.

Story:

Once upon a time there was a big fish and a small fish. ?

One day, the little fish asked the big fish, what do you usually like to eat?

The big fish said: I like to eat small fish that talk slowly.

Then the fish said: Oh, sauce purple, it's done!