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40 extremely cruel sad things.
Mother said, "When I miss you, I will go shopping alone and imagine what those beautiful clothes look like on my daughter, and I will be happy."
I bought a big TV at home, and I want to put it in the living room, but my mother wants to put it in their bedroom. I kept arguing, and finally my mother gave in. Many years have passed, and one day my mother sent a short message: The TV is in your father's bedroom, so that you can watch it in our room and spend more time with us. Put it down immediately, and you can't help crying.
Grandpa took me and said, "I'm fine. Don't worry. Take care outside and eat more delicious food." Obviously, at the dinner table, I only saw a small dish of pickles lying alone, and my eyes suddenly blurred. It was his 80th birthday.
I brought a bottle of green tea home by train in the first Spring Festival, and my mother said, "I haven't drunk this thing, so enjoy it."
6. My dad helped me get online banking. When I used it, I found that the verification message was "son, work hard!"
7. Dad got cancer, went into the operating room for surgery, and finally came out after waiting for four or five hours. He was miserable and confused, thinking that he was going to die, looking for me everywhere, and writing my name on someone else's hand when he couldn't speak. Then everyone understood that he was calling my name. Md, I cry when I think about it.
8. On the first winter vacation after college, my mother began to learn to send text messages. I am an impatient person. I have no patience to teach because I think she is too clumsy. After dinner, mom and dad are watching TV in the room. I'm practicing my listening. I used a repeater at that time. I feel something disturbing my trance. I received a short message on my mobile phone with only five words. Mother asked, son, what are you doing?
9. Dad is very ill. He stayed in bed for more than half a month, and then suddenly woke up one afternoon. When he woke up, his mouth kept moving. His mother put her ear close to him and said, "Slow down, I'm listening." Dad said weakly, "It's time for my daughter to go home from school. Go and cook. "
10. It's only a four-hour drive from home after work, but I'm too busy to go home for a year. On my way back from a business trip, I was in a hurry (I used to buy her a suit or nutrition). When I saw my mother, I didn't bring you anything, mom. I don't want anything, as long as you come back, I will be very happy! "I was very thin since I was a child. My mother is most concerned about whether I eat fat outside, but I have been too busy at work recently and lost a lot of weight. I'm afraid she's worried, "Mom, have I lost weight? "Nothing, I will get fat after a while, because my future work will be easier." "Not thin, fatter than before, hehe." She comforted me in turn. Go home in the morning and leave in the afternoon. Think about all kinds of sadness during the time when I left home to work. My mother can't accompany me when she is old. I can't express it. "Mom, I will kneel for you." Afterwards, I knelt down. My mother picked me up and said angrily, "silly child, get up quickly!" It's not that before liberation, people would laugh. " But at this time, her tears and nose came down.
1 1. I especially like playing online games in the third grade. The teacher asked my mother to come to school because she missed too many classes. Then the teacher told me the benefits of online games in front of my mother. Talking about the equipment in the game, my mother asked me, "Are all those equipment in the dormitory?" I'll take it home first. You study hard here! "At that time cry unwillingly, now a code word to cry.
12. Grandpa died, because my mother didn't grow up with him, so the relationship with him was not very good. After calmly handling things, when she came back at night, she fell on the bed and sobbed, "Daughter, do you know that mom has no father?" I suddenly felt extremely sad.
13. "Your father is not at home and doesn't want to cook. The cat is eating cookies with me. " Mom, I have kept this message all the time.
14. After going abroad for a year, when I came back, my mother was suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and she was in a daze and didn't know anyone. When I went to the bedside to see her, she suddenly smiled at me and said, "You have gained weight."
15. When I was a child, my father gave me medicine and I choked, so my mother scolded him. Later, my mother asked my sister where her father was, and my sister said that her father was crying outside.
16. When my mother was seriously ill, I cried and said, "I must study the medicine for this disease in the future!" Mother said weakly, "Do what you can, mother is afraid that you will be tired."
17. Mother is too old to step out of the wall.
18. When I was a child, my father liked to ask me to go shopping with him. When you meet a fruit seller, just ask for it. He likes to buy it for me, too. He always leaves my little finger with me. I lived in menstruation's house in high school. Once when I came home, he asked me to go shopping with him. I walked behind him and saw that his little finger was still up, just like when I was a child. There's really no way.
19. My unmarried sister gave her only nephew, that is, my notebook, broadband, and lent my alcoholic father thousands of dollars for the nth time. Years ago, I went to the supermarket and bought some rice noodles for my aunt. Suddenly, my aunt said that she wanted to drink some yogurt. When she came to the dairy counter, she picked up a box of yogurt, looked at it and put it down, picked it up and put it down again, muttering, "Why is it so expensive?" My home1.94m old man cried in the supermarket, saying that he didn't stop to go to the toilet for a second. If he hadn't gritted his teeth hard, I'm afraid he couldn't help crying on the spot. The label on the yogurt is $2.50. "Why is it so expensive?"
20. When I was in senior three, my grandmother asked me where I wanted to take the exam. I said Beijing, of course. My grandmother said that I took the exam locally. I was very close, so I went with a smile. One month before the college entrance examination, my grandmother died, leaving me no choice. The day after grandma died, the family was busy with all kinds of things up and down. Adults are busy in the mourning hall set up downstairs. I went upstairs to find my grandpa. When he saw me coming, he reluctantly smiled and said, "Granddaughter, what should I do? No one will drink the milk ordered by our family after that? " I turned my back and cried.
2 1. Every time I go home, I tell my parents to do this and eat that in advance, just like assigning tasks. This time, as usual, I wrote a lot of information enthusiastically: braised hairtail, green vegetable salad, pea beef, and bitter vinegar. I received a reply soon. When I opened it, my father replied in five words: eat your mother's leg! Ha, ha, ha, I laughed at the office and told my colleagues that they all laughed and said your dad was so cute! I pushed the door home at night and found a lot of food on the table. My parents were still busy in the kitchen. I suddenly choked up.
22. Stay at home during the summer vacation, sleep until noon every day, do nothing, get up and have a meal, and don't sleep at twelve o'clock in the evening. My mother always complains about my bad living habits, but I don't listen. I often quarrel with her. Mother was very angry. She said, "Why don't you go back to school!" " "The afternoon I left, she wrapped jiaozi in the kitchen and insisted that I roll dumpling wrappers. I learned later that she just wanted to talk to me again. Mother closed her eyes and said to herself, "I hate you enough." Why did you leave? " Tears welled up in my eyes at that time!
23. I happened to see an accident insurance bought by my father. The beneficiary wrote me, not my mother. My father said, "Don't tell your mother, lest she think." Later, when my mother knew it, she said firmly, "I must write my daughter's name, because your name is also written on the insurance I bought!" " "
24. I once talked with my parents on the phone for a long time. After hanging up for about half an hour, my mother called back and asked, "What can I do for you? Why do you keep sighing? Did you break up with that girl? " I cried! In this world, only parents can hear a child's casual sigh.
25. On New Year's Eve, I worked overtime in other places and couldn't go home for the New Year. Although dad knew I wouldn't go back, he braved the biting cold wind and waited for his mother to call him back, but dad said, "What if she lied to us?" What if she comes back at night? " Later, when my mother told me about it, I felt as if I had been hit hard by a hammer.
When I was in college, my parents and sisters came to see me at school. My father took me aside and gave me several hundred dollars. He whispered to me, "Don't tell your mother, go and buy something delicious." Now that I think about it, we separated and cried, and the days of the three women collapsed.
27. After my parents divorced, I left my mother and naturally alienated my father. When he had another home and another daughter of his own, he felt that he was redundant. No matter what he does, no matter how difficult it is, he is absolutely unwilling to give him any trouble (my dad was super spoiled when he was a child), and he especially pretends to be heartless and all the best, so as not to worry him (it is said that his daughter loves his dad, but think about it really = =! )。 Later, I still asked him for help, and then I got it done, so I sent a text message to my father to say thank you (when I typed the word "thank you" on the text message, my heart ached, and the words "politeness", "strangeness", "nature" and "unconditional" kept flashing in my mind = =! After a long time, my father replied to me. At first glance, there are only two words: fool! I couldn't stand it at once, so I bowed my head and cried.
28. Grandma's bowel cancer has reached an advanced stage. I went to see her when I was in the hospital for the third time. She grabbed my hand, looked at me carefully and said, "Sit with grandma for a while. I really can't get out this time. "
29. My boyfriend has a chronic disease. My mother is a doctor, and she believes that the future is not optimistic, and she is firmly opposed to our continued contact. Since then, she has always held a grudge and kept doing things that hurt her mother. Until one day, my mother couldn't help it anymore, crying that I was not sensible. "If you can, I'd rather get this disease. Your father has this disease. I don't want your boyfriend to get this disease because you are my daughter. Mom really wants you to be happy. "
30. I spent more than 800 on shopping the other day. I am embarrassed to call home, and I am a little embarrassed to report to them: "Mom, I don't think I will be willing to give him money like this when I have children in the future!" "Silly child, you will know when you become a parent, and you will be willing to give up everything, because the love of parents is the most selfless in the world! Do you know, last year, I saw that you were not warm in cotton shoes, and it pains me to think that your feet are frozen like that outside. "
3 1. Today, on the train, two old women sat next to me, one came to see the other off, and they kept chanting with their hands folded. When the train was about to start, an old woman got off and said something, which almost squeezed my tears out. "Elder sister, I am 89 years old this year and you are 90 years old. This is the last time we meet. "
32. A child in the community was born shortly after his mother died. His grandmother has been taking care of him all these years. Once, the child said shyly to her grandmother, "Can I call you mom secretly?" I'm sorry to hear that I'm an outsider ~
33. When grandma died, she would put the body on the ground that night and cover it with a piece of cloth. My grandfather sat sadly on the sofa and took his son's hand and said, "Don't put your mother on the ground?" Put it on the bed this winter. I'll sleep with her last night. I'm not afraid. "Everyone in the living room is crying.
34. "Sister, what do you think of your life without poverty?" My sister just didn't want to ask, so I quickly comforted her to go to sleep, and then turned to the other side and cried for a pillow towel. Every time I think of the loss and expectation in my sister's eyes when I ask this question, it is enough for me to overcome all difficulties!
35. My friend is an orphan and grew up in a welfare home. He has been fond of sleeping since he was a child. Once I asked her why she likes sleeping so much and sleeps so long. She said: "I just want to dream when I sleep, so I have a chance to dream about my parents." I want to ask them why they don't want me? " I asked her if she had a dream. After a while, she bit her lip and said, "No, I didn't dream."
36. Grandpa had cataract surgery. I went to the hospital to accompany him and slept in the accompanying bed next to him at night. In the middle of the night, my grandparents got up to go to the toilet. When they came back, grandpa groped over to pull the quilt for me and whispered, "Wife, please see if the quilt is covered, and don't catch cold ~"
When I just graduated, I was naive and insisted on leaving home to find a job in Beijing. When I arrived at the railway station, my girlfriend sent me an envelope to open in Beijing. As soon as the train started, I couldn't wait to open the envelope and found 200 yuan and a note inside. The note says: Since you have chosen a distant place, work hard. If you really can't get through, take this money to buy a train ticket. I will always wait for you at home.
38. When I was a volunteer in the hospital, a lonely old man who was suffering from cancer and dying said with difficulty, "My suffering is finally over." I turned around and cried.
I saw on the news yesterday that a man had cancer and died in order to save money for his family. Before going to bed at night, I asked my husband, "If I get terminally ill, will you treat me?" My husband was about to fall asleep, and he said in a daze, "Don't talk nonsense about losing everything!" " I said, "What if you get it?" Husband: "That can't be cured." I asked, "Why?" Husband: "It's not easy to make money if you are left alone."
40. I used to work in hematology. There is a female patient, 3 1 year-old, with leukemia on her deathbed. The doctor said to her husband, "Don't look at her any more. It's a waste of money to keep looking!" " The husband said, "I know it's a waste of time and money to continue doing this, but I've sold everything I can and borrowed everything I can." The money you owe will never be paid off in your life. I don't know what to do until I continue reading. "Later, the day before her death, her husband hugged her 4-year-old son and said," XX, let's go begging together when your mother leaves. " The child's words made everyone in the ward cry.
Family ties are the purest feelings in the world, and parents are the most trustworthy people in the world! As children, we are people that our parents can't let go! So, what should you do after reading this? What should I do? I don't say, you should understand!
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