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Girlfriend wants to lose weight, how should she reply?

1, if you are eating, then say: eat first! You must be full to lose weight.

If the girl is not fat, you can say: Are you kidding? You're as thin as pancakes, and you're still losing weight.

3, plump and sexy, once you lose weight, you won't feel that way, so you can't lose weight excessively!

4. Are you kidding? Do you still need the golden ratio to lose weight?

Ok, I will accompany you to lose weight and go to KFC to buy the whole family bucket.

6. Well, I helped you eat your meal during your weight loss (giggle)!

7. You can't reduce it any more, or it will be blown away by the wind. Where can I find you alone?

8. No matter how thin you are, your mother will accuse me of abusing you.

9. I am a girl. When I say I want to lose weight, I hope the boys will answer me. You don't lose weight at all I have a good figure. I look good. Almost!

10, it can be said that you don't need to lose weight, I like you as you are. If you really want to lose weight, you can run and exercise with her to enhance your feelings ~

1 1, women like to be praised. What's wrong with being fat? As long as you are healthy, it doesn't matter whether you are fat or not. The point is that you like someone you really like. Don't ask anyone. As long as she is happy, the task is completed.

12, when you see a girl passing by and the girl you want to chase is beside you, you can say: Really, you are not as thin as you are! Then the girls around you will be secretly happy!

13, just want to make you fat, others will not rob you with me.

14. I have gained weight recently, too. Want to lose weight together?

15, your figure is so perfect, why do you want to lose weight? Look at the passers-by, my mouth is watering!