Lao Luo's quotations are classic and funny

1. Lao Luo, don't talk about the topic in this class, let's talk nonsense! I almost fell off the platform.

2. Soft muscles and pear shape What is pear shape? Hey, what are you looking at me for? I am definitely not pear shape, I am a standard bucket figure!

3.Caculus makes me numb. I heard that Marx was tired when he wrote Das Kapital, so he took two breaks in calculus. At that time, I buried a deep hatred for Marx. But the result is an arithmetic problem, not calculus. It turned out to be an arithmetic problem, hehe. I am the only person in Chinese mainland who didn't answer the math part of gre. I spent seven minutes reading the first question when I answered the math part, huh? I don't understand. I won't do it. Press the next question. I didn't expect the machine to prompt me to choose the answer. I am sweating. I came to the exam to get my real grades. This is wrong and good, but what if it is right? ETS never thought that there was such a strange person, and it would be very sad if it was right.

4.ETS is a pathological problem, and our school will solve it with abnormal ideas.

5. ezra pound is a master of American literature in the 20th century. Writing poetry is not recognized in America, so I went to England to hang out. Get ahead in Britain. And then I was reckless. He cursed America and wrote: Capitalism excludes poets. America is capitalism, isn't Britain? ! The mind is extremely confused, which is the sign of a poet. Then e.p. began to study politics. What politics does the poet study? And he actually supported Mussolini and joined an anti-American radio station. He is passionate about China culture and has a morbid obsession with China culture. Translate all the works of Confucius into English. Crazy about China's food, I couldn't find a Chinese restaurant in Italy, so I was furious. Without Chinese restaurants, this country would be finished!

6. What is 6? GRE？ Is to let China people experience the test of American stupidity.

7. Dementia mental patients are the happiest. It has reached a very deep level and is in a high state every day. And do whatever you want: you are a fool. What are you afraid of? You can gain weight in vain and always be in a state of fresh air.

8. Is wearing bell bottoms a hooligan? It's just logical confusion!

9. From this incident, the students saw another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the moral integrity of old-school intellectuals)

10. Reproduction refers to interspecific reproduction. For example, a dog gave birth to a litter, fat, thin, short and ugly. Can't say the bitch saw pigs, cats, ducks and fish!

1 1. Wind. Cold wind. The wind is cold. Gu Long wrote this way to earn a manuscript fee (charged by line)

12. Okay, the joke is over. The students who were lying down just now can go back to sleep.

13. It's too difficult! It's too difficult!

14. Divorce in Las Vegas is also very convenient. Everyone is driving in line for divorce, so that you slow down, and the people behind you are unwilling: hurry up! Will you let people get divorced? After Lao Yu went, his eyes flashed: it's so convenient! It is really convenient! .

15. Lao Luo: Is this right? Right? Right? Right? We: No, Lao Luo: Tell me what's wrong? This is absolutely correct! Boring question, next!

16. Lei Feng helped 6000 old ladies cross the road all his life.

17. Without Yuan Longping, what would Chinese Academy of Sciences waste eat?

18. Do you all watch CCTV's Spring Festival Evening? Ah, why do you still keep this bad habit? ! CCTV Spring Festival Gala is not for ordinary people. But parents have to watch. Son can't go home. Take vitamin B6 (used by pregnant women to prevent vomiting) first, and then sit in front of the TV. This happened one year: Ni Ping smirked and said, Today's party highlights the theme of the party. That's right. Make people blush! The idea is highly consistent with ETS! If she doesn't get 2400 on the GRE, she basically fails in vocabulary!

19. What does the word credulity mean? This is so stupid!

20. Do you know how Lao Yu talks about filling in the blanks? When Lao Yu used to teach, A and B were often excluded directly. D and e must be wrong at first glance, so choose C for this question. Then some students asked me why I couldn't see that D and E were so wrong. . At this time, Lao Yu will put down his book and go to the podium to tell you a short story about his life ambition. The students below him were moved to forget the question just now.

2 1. If you are not good at math, you can still be the British Prime Minister (Churchill). If you can't, you can also be a writer in Taiwan Province Province (Li Ao), or you can go to England to write poems (Xu just touches on it). Of course, all of the above require a visa. That won't do. You can be a writer in China (Qian Zhongshu) and a teacher at the end (Luo Yonghao). If you can't speak a class, you can also be the principal.

22. This is not good for girls. Noisy can be noisy, noisy can not be noisy! What's the point of tattling?

23. There are times in life when you step on shit.

24. Is Japan a country with collective BT? Yes! But I never scold them BT, I want to prove how BT they are.

25. If you come to New Oriental in a few years and see someone who looks familiar, I just can't remember who it is. Looks like Luo Yonghao's brother. Attention, I don't have a brother!

26. What are pesticides for? Is to help insects do eugenics. Better and better pesticides make bugs look like little Tai Sen. Encountering a bad pesticide is like raining in Mao Mao. Better yet, just take a shower. And these bugs are not idle when they take a shower. They sang while washing: we are pests, we are pests!

27. According to Ni Jie's thinking, how should I choose this question?

28. When he asked you for eight dollars, you turned and left. At this time, he will usually say how about five dollars, and you will almost have a deal at a glance. Once when class was over, a student was so excited that he ran to the front and said to me, Mr. Luo, I got three dollars and eighty cents! . I think, what a pity! Piracy criminals are human beings!

29. While paying for medicine, my dad secretly rejoiced: TMD, this is my son!

30. I persuaded many old teachers after I arrived in New Oriental.

3 1. My home is far from New Oriental, and I take a taxi at my door every day. Home is so remote, there are cars worse than Li Xia everywhere. I don't want to sit at all. One day I found a black Santa Claus, which is a high-end car in our place. But when I look at the driver, I don't want to sit. He is black and thin, shriveled and short, and looks like a loser. I can't think whether I got on the bus or got on the bus. Only after I got on the bus did I find that this driver was unusual. As soon as he got on the bus, he stepped on the accelerator like a man, only lightly and never braked. Surprised to find that Beijing is not blocked! Whenever the red light and green light pass by, other cars have to give way. Full of guilty pleasure. The weather is really cool, and the shriveled figure has grown taller. But when he got off the bus, his eyes changed again.

I don't think your relationship has broken down (after the man slapped the woman and the woman kicked the man)? It's really broken

33. I am a ninth-rate poet, but I can't compare with Emily Dickinson. Then what can I spell? What can I spell? They can't spell me.

34. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but it looked like a mouthful of water to her.

35. I walked around thinking hard about the fate of China.

As a great person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

37. It's worse for children to fight than to develop.

38. The eyes are bloodshot, the veins on the forehead are exposed, and hair appears on the feet.

39. If I meet him, I will waste him!

40. It doesn't matter if a family has a boy and a girl. It doesn't matter if there are two girls, just two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough.

4 1. You sweat when you lie.

Teachers used to say that girls should stand on their own feet in class. Oh, I forgot, you took the GRE exam. Who are the girls who took the GRE? Fierce girl

43. Some students may doubt my character. I'll tell you another story: there used to be a cherry tree in our house, and you all laughed! I won't say it if you laugh.

44. Can you explain the misunderstanding? Never explain! There are only two things I can explain: 1 My relatives misunderstood me. If I don't explain, they will be sad. The court misunderstood me. Except for these two, I never explain. Really tough, don't explain! You misunderstood people like me. What else can you do?

45. In American graduate schools, China students never take part in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But the first test comes first, and the first test comes first. Doesn't the American professor collapse? He couldn't understand it at all, and sighed, Ah, the mysterious East!

46. This topic is an insult to our wisdom.

47. This is the first time that thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao has seen a live black man!

48. Face up to the bleak life, face up to the dripping blood and live by welding!

49. Left leaning and right leaning are not important, what matters is being knocked down!

Lao Luo's quotations, the classics remain unchanged.

Lao Luo, also known as Luo Yonghao, is the founder of Hammer Technology. Through his unremitting struggle, Lao Luo has come into being. Maybe the struggle is not that simple. Because of his experience, Luo Yonghao left us quotations from Lao Luo, which remained unchanged and influenced the lives of countless people. In addition, he also published two books about struggle, called "Life Ends" and "My Struggle". Walk into the world of this inspirational master together.

Hard life needs no explanation.

Hard life needs no explanation, which is the most classic sentence in Lao Luo's quotations. Maybe we don't know what a hard life is, maybe we can't really see what a hard life needs, but as long as we are willing to struggle, try our own thinking again and again and put theory into practice, maybe we will get a hard life, which is your own life, and that is everything that others can't give you.

No matter how bad it is, as long as it is alive.

Our life can't be smooth sailing, and our story can't be the story of the prince. One day, maybe at some breakfast time, an unfortunate tragedy will happen to you. Either you will become a struggling person, or it seems that you will never exist in this world again. Lao Luo told us with his own experience that as long as we are still alive, no matter how miserable, we can start all over again.

Difficulties are like falling in love. Biting your teeth will make you speechless.

When sadness and difficulties appear in your world, have you ever fallen into a crazy state, or even someone chose to end his life? This is a short life for many people. In fact, difficulties are like falling in love. 18 months, you seem to be in an extremely abnormal state, but as long as you bite the bullet and stick to it for a while, after that 18 months, people who want to commit suicide again will.

Go on being arrogant before you are killed.

Lao Luo is a successful businessman, but in this highly competitive society, success is not so simple. Today, Lao Luo is still proud, because he has not been defeated by other business rivals. If you are not killed by your opponent, it is your wisdom and your ability. Continue to gallop on the battlefield with your existing wisdom and don't give anyone a chance to kill you. This is a hard life.

As a businessman, as a writer, as a person who struggles ceaselessly, Lao Luo's quotations remain unchanged, perhaps just a simple sentence, which will make you wake up from your own world and move towards success.

Who is Lao Luo _ Excerpt from Lao Luo's classic quotations

From 20065438+0 to 2006, he taught in Beijing New Oriental School, and was deeply loved by students because of his humorous teaching style and idealistic temperament. Many students illegally recorded their lectures and shared them on the campus website of the university. These illegally recorded contents with poor sound quality spread to the Internet around 2003 and immediately became popular in the name of Lao Luo's quotations, which became a strange cultural phenomenon. Among them, the hard life without explanation has become the motto of many young people. Luo Yonghao himself was interviewed and reported by many media, and was elected as Baidu's Top Ten Man of the Year twice.

Lao Luo's classic quotations

1. At this time, you found a very considerate third choice. Shout! Ni Ping!

2. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility. She doesn't recite words.

3. Lao Luo: You have peaches in your pocket. Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, this is for my grandmother (I think: who the fuck wants to eat)

This question is so simple that I am embarrassed to do it.

5. Why are you staring at me? From a purely biological point of view. We just refuse homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, the population wouldn't be a problem. Of course, I'm heterosexual.

6. You really make me angry. Oh, please!

7. An arrogant life needs no explanation!

8. This is my immature view.

9, everyone is out to mix, not easy!

10, there is always a time to step on shit in life.

1 1, live in the face of bleak life and dripping blood!

12. In the past, the teacher said that girls should stand on their own feet in class. Oh, I forgot, you took the GRE exam. Who are the girls who took the GRE? Fierce girl

13, Lao Luo, stop talking about the topic of this class and cut the crap! I almost fell off the platform.

14, soft muscles and pear shape What is pear shape? Hey, what are you looking at me for? I am definitely not pear shape, I am a standard bucket figure!

15, reproduction refers to the same species. For example, a dog gave birth to a litter, fat, thin, short and ugly. Can't say the bitch saw pigs, cats, ducks and fish!

16, happy sadness

17, it's so tough! It's too difficult!

18, this topic is insulting our wisdom.

19, all right, the joke is over. The students who were lying down just now can go back to sleep.

20. From this incident, the students saw another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the moral integrity of old-school intellectuals)

2 1. Is Japan a country with collective BT? Yes! But I never scold them BT, I want to prove how BT they are.

22. Without Yuan Longping, what would Chinese Academy of Sciences waste eat?

23. If I meet him, I will waste him!

24. Sorry, I'm a little excited.

25. I am a ninth-rate poet, but I can't compare with Emily Dickinson. Then what can I spell? What can I spell? They can't spell me.

26. This is the first time that thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao has seen a live black man!

27. If you come to New Oriental in a few years and see someone who seems familiar, I just can't remember who it is. Looks like Luo Yonghao's brother. Attention, I don't have a brother!

28. There is nothing wrong with a boy and a girl in a family. It doesn't matter if there are two girls, just two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough.

29. While paying for medicine, my dad secretly rejoiced: TMD, this is my son!

30. Some students may doubt my character. I'll tell you another story: there used to be a cherry tree in our house, and you all laughed! I won't say it if you laugh.

3 1, ETS is a pathological problem, and we will do it with abnormal ideas.

32. What is GRE? Is to let China people experience the test of American stupidity.

This problem has been solved since the appearance of Lao Luo. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are a fucking cow! I said, stop talking, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants.

34. A stranger like me

The theme of our Spring Festival get-together this year is to highlight the word get-together. This is Sister Ni's logic.

36. Tell me how confused your mind is.

This topic is the most controversial topic in the history of New Oriental, but I just stood on the shoulders of giants when Teacher Luo arrived.

38. According to Sister Ni's idea, what should be chosen for this question?

39. Left leaning and right leaning are not important, what matters is being knocked down!

40. You sweat when you lie.

4 1, I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, and she thought it was saliva.

42. Divorce in Las Vegas is also very convenient. Everyone is driving in line for divorce, so that you slow down, and the people behind you are unwilling: hurry up! Will you let people get divorced? After Lao Yu went, his eyes flashed: it's so convenient! It is really convenient! .

43. I don't think your relationship has broken down (after the man slapped the woman and the woman kicked the man)? It's really broken

44. Is bell-bottoms a hooligan? It's just logical confusion!

45. Lao Luo: Is this correct? Right? Right? Right? We: No, Lao Luo: Tell me what's wrong? This is absolutely correct! Boring question, next!

46. Onebyone can't take care of it.

47. What does the word credulity mean? This is so stupid!

48. I have to admire you!

49. In American graduate schools, China students never take part in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But the first test comes first, and the first test comes first. Doesn't the American professor collapse? He couldn't understand it at all, and sighed, Ah, the mysterious East!

As a great person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

5 1. When he asked you for eight dollars, you turned and left. At this time, he usually says how about five dollars, and you can make a deal almost at a glance. Once when class was over, a student was so excited that he ran to the front and said to me, Mr. Luo, I got three dollars and eighty cents! . I think, what a pity! Piracy criminals are human beings!

52. Do you know how Lao Yu talks about filling in the blanks? When Lao Yu used to teach, A and B were often excluded directly. D and e must be wrong at first glance, so choose C for this question. Then some students asked me why I couldn't see that D and E were so wrong. . At this time, Lao Yu will put down his book and go to the podium to tell you a short story about his life ambition. The students below him were moved to forget the question just now.

53, the exam is coming!

54. I have seen many such old liars in English education.

Lao Luo

1. Another characteristic of a macho man is that he hides when he cries.

2, the real macho man, dare to look directly at the bleak life.

3. The life of darts needs no explanation.

I only met Lao Yu and the Guangdong madman who recited the dictionary.

5. What is pear shape? Hmm? Why are you looking at me? My old Luo is a standard barrel figure!

6. This problem was unclear in New Oriental for many years, until you, Mr. Luo, joined New Oriental. Old teachers all told me: Lao Luo, you are really awesome! I quickly said, don't say that, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants!

7. Kiss a person's limited ass.

8. When students ask Lao Yu questions, Lao Yu will tell him a short story about his own struggle, so that the students are moved to forget the question just now.

9. Ni Ping is definitely involved in this issue.

10, at this time, I quickly took out my notebook and wrote my will.

1 1, happy sadness.

12, I really envy you for meeting such an excellent teacher!

13, trembling with happiness.

14, ah, it's time for bed, two cups of coffee.

15. Two tragedies of education in China: (1) Every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the dean. (2) Every school has a lecherous male PE teacher, who lets boys play ball games and leads girls to play games.

16, which is not good for girls. You can fight if you are noisy, but you don't have to fight! What's the point of tattling?

17, convinced many old teachers after arriving in New Oriental.

18, I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but in her opinion it was a mouthful of saliva.

19, wind. Cold wind. The wind is cold. -Gu Long wrote this to earn the manuscript fee (charged by line).

20. The eyes are bloodshot, the veins on the forehead are exposed, and hair appears on the feet.

2 1, children fight more than develop.

22. Stupid instinct has seized up.

23. Lei Feng helped 6000 old ladies cross the street in his life.

If you are not good at math, you can also be the British Prime Minister (Churchill), or you can be a writer in Taiwan Province Province (Li Ao), or you can go to Britain to write poems (Xu Gang contacted). Of course, the above requires a visa. That won't do. You can be a writer in China (Qian Zhongshu) and a teacher at the end (Luo Yonghao). If you can't speak a class, you can also be the principal.

25, I walked around, thinking hard about the fate of China.

26. When the family was poor, there were four people sitting in the room with only one bag of instant noodles. I haven't eaten. Here comes another man. The four of us regret it-why don't we eat early? The man said happily, today is Thanksgiving! Damn, there's nothing to eat. How do you feel? ! He said, let's go to church! We are not religious. What church are we going to? He said, alas, there is food in the church on Thanksgiving Day. We're going crazy. So five people rode three bicycles straight to the church. When we get there, there are really sweets and biscuits. Just go in. Let's go up and have a crazy meal. Nobody cares. So I left a good memory. The following Thanksgiving, we went to a buffet again! I had a nervous breakdown. Eat like a mad dog.

27. Confucius is the most vulgar and mediocre. So it has been widely circulated. Like Lao zi Zhuangzi, it's so cool. Riding a donkey from a distance and wearing sunglasses. Walk past you. Then disappear in the distance, but you still think the sunglasses are behind him. That's so cool. What language can't express is Zen, which is the coolest. You can't realize it gradually, you can only realize it. The master is holding a stick. You ask, "What is Zen? Why haven't I realized it yet? " Master went up and hit him on the head with a stick: then wake up! How many disciples were killed at that time? Some disciples were clever and were beaten, so they said, "Oh, so that's it!" " "So he took a stick in his hand and went down the mountain to collect his apprentice. The apprentice said that he didn't realize it, so he went up and hit him: then he realized it! How about a clever apprentice? You don't have to continue to wake up, and you don't have to be beaten. Just take a stick and go down the mountain to collect your apprentice. Boarding classes, punching classes, 12 weekly classes, 15 weekly classes. ...

When I was in the boarding class, Lao Yu was not so busy now. Go up the mountain and give a mobilization speech to each student. At that time, Lao Yu was God in our hearts. One day I heard that Lao Yu was going to give a speech at night. So they all ran to the lecture hall early. Lao Yu came after dinner, picked up the receiver and said nothing, just a loud hiccup. How inappropriate. We were all stunned at that time, looked at each other, and our faces were full of dementia and happiness, saying, what an approachable hiccup!

29. Do you all watch CCTV's Spring Festival Gala? Ah, why do you still keep this bad habit? ! CCTV Spring Festival Gala is not for ordinary people. But parents have to watch. Son can't go home. Take vitamin B6 (used by pregnant women to prevent vomiting) first, and then sit in front of the TV. One year, Ni Ping said with a fake smile, "Today's party highlights the theme of the party." Power makes people blush! The idea is highly consistent with ETS! If she doesn't get 2400 on the GRE, she basically fails in vocabulary.

30. Dementia mental patients are the happiest. It has reached a very deep level and is in a high state every day. And do whatever you want: you are a fool. What are you afraid of? You can gain weight in vain and always be in a state of fresh air.

3 1. Can you explain the misunderstanding? Never explain! There are only two things I can explain: 1 My relatives misunderstood me. If I don't explain, they will be sad. The court misunderstood me. Except for these two, I never explain. Really tough, don't explain! You misunderstood people like me. What else can you do?

32. Kakulus was numb at the sight of me. I heard that Marx was tired when he wrote Das Kapital, so he took two breaks in calculus. At that time, I buried a deep hatred for Marx. But the result is an arithmetic problem, not calculus. It turned out to be an arithmetic problem, hehe. I am the only person in Chinese mainland who didn't answer the math part of gre. I spent seven minutes reading the first question when I answered the math part, huh? I don't understand. I won't do it. Press the next question. I didn't expect the machine to prompt me to choose the answer. I am sweating. I came to the exam to get my real grades. This is wrong and good, but what if it is right? ETS never thought that there was such a strange person, and it would be very sad if it was right. I thought about it, so I stopped doing it. So I put down the whole math part. Do the following section directly. I took GRE several times and didn't answer the math part. Later, when ETS gave me the results, it asked me: ∶Bytheway, can I ask why you don't answer the math part every time? Do you have any purpose? Hey, hey, I won't tell you. I wrote to ETS: I'll tell you when the exam fee for the math part is refunded. They ignored me, and I ignored them.

33. What are pesticides for? Is to help insects do eugenics. Better and better pesticides make bugs look like little Tai Sen. Encountering a bad pesticide is like raining in Mao Mao. Better yet, just take a shower. Besides, these bugs are not idle when they take a shower. They sang while washing: "We are pests, we are pests!" " "

34. My home is far from New Oriental, and I take a taxi at my door every day. Home is so remote, there are cars worse than Li Xia everywhere. I don't want to sit at all. One day I found a black Santana-a high-end car in our place. But when I look at the driver, I don't want to sit. He is black and thin, shriveled and short, and looks like a loser. I can't think whether I got on the bus or got on the bus. Only after I got on the bus did I find that this driver was unusual. As soon as he got on the bus, he immediately acted like a man-he kept stepping on the accelerator, only stepping lightly and heavily, and didn't step on the brakes at all. Surprised to find that "Beijing is not blocked!" Whenever the red light and green light pass by, other cars have to give way. Full of guilty pleasure. The weather is really cool, and the shriveled figure has grown taller. But when he got off the bus, his eyes became timid again.

35. ezra pound was a leading figure in American literature in the 20th century. Writing poetry is not recognized in America, so I went to England to hang out. Get ahead in Britain. And then I was reckless. He cursed America and wrote: Capitalism excludes poets. America is capitalism, isn't Britain? ! The mind is extremely confused, which is the sign of a poet. Then e.p. began to study politics. What politics does the poet study? And he actually supported Mussolini and joined an anti-American radio station. He is passionate about China culture and has a morbid obsession with China culture. Translate all the works of Confucius into English. Crazy about China cuisine, I couldn't find a Chinese restaurant all over Italy, so I was furious: Without Chinese restaurants, this country would be finished!