I answered all the questions you just asked wrong.

A third-grade student said to the teacher: "I think I am capable of reading fifth grade. Third grade is too easy for me. I am much smarter than my sister, but she is in fifth grade. , I think I should also be in fifth grade.”

The female teacher then took the student to the principal’s office and explained the student’s situation to the principal.

So the principal gave the students a test and asked many fifth-grade questions, and the students all answered correctly.

Finally, the principal said to the female teacher: "I think he can go to fifth grade."

The female teacher said: "Let me ask him a few questions."

Both the students and the principal agreed.

The female teacher asked: "There are 4 on the cow, but only 2 on me. What do you think they are?"

The principal looked at the female teacher's breasts, and the student He replied: "Legs."

The principal pressed his chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

The female teacher asked again: "What needs the help of hands to insert it into other objects? When it is inserted, its whole body will tremble. This is also the final stage of its ejaculation."

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The principal began to feel embarrassed. At this time, the student replied: "Arrow."

The female teacher then asked: "What is hard when it goes in and hard when it comes out?" It's soft and slimy."

The principal looked at the female teacher with an embarrassed face, trying to stop her from continuing to ask, but then she heard the student reply: "Bubble gum."

The principal patted his forehead, indicating that he had thought too much.

The female teacher asked again: "You put a hard thing under me, and after you find the technique, you can push me up. And the hardness of this thing must be hard enough. If If it's soft, you can't succeed. What do you think that thing is?"

The principal thought this was really embarrassing. He looked at the student, and the student thought for a moment and replied: "It's a lever? "

The female teacher said again: "There is something on my body. When it is itchy, I dig the hole with my hands. I feel very comfortable, and sometimes I can dig out the sticky stuff. "Sticky thing, what do you think that thing is?"

When the principal heard this, his breathing began to speed up and his body began to heat up. At this time, the student replied: "Nose."

Female. The teacher finally finished asking.

The principal blushed and pretended to be serious: "He is ready for sixth grade. I answered all the questions you just asked wrong."