Humorous China love words

1, I like you, the first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false. I like you very much without permission. sorry 4. Tell you a bad news. ""what bad news? " "My idea of you is not simple. "5. You are so cute. I love you very much. 6. Thank you for your appearance, which made me enjoy it for many years. I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love. 8. "How to solve your worries? Only violence ... ""Hug you. "9." Mr. Su, the sea is boundless, and it will be me in the future. "10" Why do you always invite me to dinner? " "Because it doesn't matter to me whether others eat or not. 1 How many times have I told you, it's no use complaining? Give me a hug. 2. Tell me if you have a crush on each other. What should I do if you have a crush on each other? 3. "Beauty, do you want to fall in love? "I lack two things and one thing. I have no future. I just want to spend your money, live in your house and be your wife. I sentence you to life imprisonment in the name of love. 6. I am a person who can't stand criticism. 7. I will marry you if you scold me. " Why do you want to be a maverick pig "9." I think I'm finished. ""I think you didn't reply to the message quickly enough "10" The wind is very sweet today ""I think it's coming from your direction. Humorous China Love Story 2 1. Dare to steal your heart before, now it's called Hanhan. 2. All the predestinations in this life are obtained from previous lives. Therefore, we should believe that the people we know in this life are all people who had deep feelings in previous lives. All passers-by who pass by you and me may be neighbors, tea friends or even confidants or relatives in previous lives. 3. When you came to see me, I felt as if I hadn't seen Sanqiu for a day; You smiled at me. I don't think Sanqiu has seen it all day. 4, people are divided into two categories: you and not your day. See you, want to see you. 5. I really like you. Every time I look at you, it's like confession. 6. Love you for a long time; 7. If I leave, there will be no future. I don't know why, every time I think of this sentence, my heart will be inexplicably sad and sour. A person's life, to experience too much where you will go, those sudden parting, often hurt people unprepared. Living somewhere tomorrow, but some turn around, it's really a lifetime, and from then on, we will never meet again. 8. How can I not think about anything? Your name has spread all over the world. 9. The little girl is incompetent. I am willing to try all the positions with my son. what do you think? 10, you are my unexpected encounter and my sudden joy. 1 1, some stupid things should be said not only behind others' backs, but also by yourself. It's embarrassing to listen to yourself. For example, I love you, and I love you all my life. 12, don't want to be good, don't want to be bad, just want to be your sweetheart. 13, I don't talk about big ideas or small tricks. I just want to share with you what I have seen and heard along the way. 14, I am stubborn by nature and have a clear distinction between good and evil, so I like you, not on impulse or because I have different opinions. 15, I was going to walk in the Jianghu, but I wanted to stop at 16 when I met you. If possible, I will take you on a long trip. Lying on the grassland of Dedema, counting the brightest stars. If possible, I will take you on a long trip. Sitting on grandma's beach, watching the whitest sail shadow. If possible, I will take you on a long trip. Climb that mountain and listen to the most sacred scripture. Through the vast sea of people, looking for a peace that belongs to us. 17. When the sunset falls into the sea, I will carry you on my back and look for a pool of stars. 18, allowing you to be partial and generous in this life. 19. Since I met you, life is short and sweet. 20. You stepped on the light of the long star, and I lost my mind at the moment you arrived. Since then, mountains and rivers have passed, winter has gone and spring has come, and you have my heart 2 1, which has been closed for a long time. After meeting you, the glaciers melted and everything revived. 22. Which hurt you, the iron bar or the wooden stick? No, it hurts me. I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply. 24. We are always so obsessed with complicated fame and fortune that we ignore that there are too many beautiful things in life besides superficial fame and fortune. For example, the beautiful scenery in the world, eternal green hills and endless rivers. This kind of cleanliness and beauty has become the highest belief in everyone's heart, and it is placed in the most sacred corner and is not easy to tell others. I will warm a cup of tea for you for the rest of my life. Remember to go home when it's windy. The best thing is to kiss you before going to bed, hug you in the middle of the night and wake up with you. 27. As the saying goes, man, it's not surprising that you have two beautiful chins. "28. Yu Guang is you, and the rest of my life is you. 29. I want to give you the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you. 30. All my accumulated tenderness is wasted on you. I think it's worth 3 1 I will always be loyal to myself and fly to the ideal and you in Dai Yue. 32. You always dream of me again and again, with joy and tears. I don't want to be awakened by your dream. I am ahead of you in spirit. But after meeting you, the ape jumped away and the horse galloped away, leaving only the heart, completely for you. I think there are two ways to look at you from the bottom of my heart. There are two ways to see you and hug you. 35. I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't. 36. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime; I wanted to get up and leave the world of mortals, but my shadow fell into the world. 38. It is easy to fall in love at first sight, but it is difficult to stay with you for a long time. The world is so big, I am very lucky to meet you. 39. I finally found the characteristics of those people I like. They are always full of energy and have their own favorite things, but they interfere in other people's lives, know the boundaries of interpersonal communication, do not show off everything they have everywhere, have gentle words, are kind to people and have moderate ambitions. Tolerate the imperfection of life, withstand the turmoil of the world, and root everything in life in life and you; As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me. 4 1, I miss you so much. I cut off the phone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my piggy bank and took all the sleeping pills, but I still want to see you. 42. I still want to sneak into your dreams and stay with you unswervingly. You are so thin, but you still fill my heart. 44. I want to flash into your arms, cure you with therapy, and use my cuteness. Thanks to your appearance, I have been happy enough for several years. 46, until the sky is full of stars 47, many people get tired of watching it for a long time, but the more they watch it, the happier they are. Every time I talk to you, it's like an exam. I always feel like I'm not doing well. I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words. 50. I miss you a little during the day, but my mood will drop by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you. 5 1, when I meet you, I will fall in love with you, and everything in the world will be romantic. 52. I hope I am the one you are interested in, not the one you think after weighing the pros and cons. 53. If you don't come, I will. 54. I found that in my mind, all beings are equal. You are the only one who is overweight. 55. One room for two people, three meals a day, and you are available all year round. This is the best destination for love. 56. I am pointing to the south for you. I love that you are a sunken ship in the deep sea. You came, everything revived, you left, and the world was deserted. I like those shining things, such as snowflakes in winter, stars in the sky and your eyes. 58. You always have to give up something and stick to something. Finally, you will meet what you want. Imagine how beautiful it is that we have light in each other's eyes. So, put away your bad temper and sharpen your edge, and you will find that you are particularly good, particularly gentle and particularly worthwhile. 59. I wake up feeling that I love you very much. One day, the washing machine at home mixed my shirt with your pajamas, and you would lose your temper at me while eating my breakfast. My razor and your cosmetics have been tampered with by dogs, and we have forgotten the heroic words of youth. We just want to sleep at night, pillow my arm and wake up in the morning to listen to your breathing. 6 1, life is impermanent, and you have heard too many tragic stories. No matter how strong a person is, he is so vulnerable to death. Even if I believe there is reincarnation in the world, the afterlife is unpredictable after all. After crossing the Naihe Bridge and drinking Meng Po Tang, the love in my life will be forgotten. Even if we meet again in the next life, we don't know who the unforgettable person is in the last life. Cherish the fate, have the present, can't afford too much warmth, don't hurt. Humorous China love story 3 1, "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is the weight in my heart getting heavier and heavier? \ 2. "I don't think you are suitable for dating." "Why?" "Suitable for marriage." 3. Guess where my heart is? "On the left." "Wrong, on your side." 4. "Do you smell anything?" "no!" "How come the air is sweet when it comes out?" 5. "I want to buy a land." "What land?" "You are dead set." 6.are you tired? "Not tired." "But you've been running around in my head all day!" 7. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak!" "Then why is your voice all over my head?" 8. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all." 9. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!" 10, "amusement park, you can ride on it", "What is a spin with music?" "Trojan horse" and "A Mu ~!" 1 1, "My wife is tired today" and "My wife has worked hard ~!" 12, "What do you belong to?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me." 13, "I think you are like a game." "What game?" "My world." 14, "I've been looking for a store recently." "What shop?" "Your phone." 15, "I am very capable, but I can't do anything." "What?" "I won't leave you." 16, "Do you know why I can't finish writing 26 English letters?" "Why?" Because ABCDEFGHI loves you! "17," Look in the mirror ""Why? ""Look how handsome my boyfriend is! "18" Let's play a game, 123 wooden head. " "Oh, I lost, I am moved ~!" 19, "I want to take you to eat roasted purple potatoes." "Why?" "So I can whisper to you in your ear," I am a purple potato from you ~ "20. "What blood type are you?" "O type" "Stop it, you are my ideal type!" 2 1, "I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life." "Why?" "Otherwise, how could I want to soak up as soon as I see you?" 22. "You have something on your face." "What?" "A little beautiful!" 23. "I want to change my style recently." "I can't do it without you." 24. "There are seven days in a week. Guess which day I like best? " I like you every day. "I can't pass every security check because they say I have you in my heart." 26. "After meeting you, I feel that life is short." "Why?" "Because the sweet part is very long." 27. "Do you know what kind of wine is easy to get drunk? And you forever. " 28. "Do you know what fruit I like best? You are a pistachio. " 29. "Which do I like best, beef, chicken or pork? I like your heart. " 30. "You have two loveliness! You are lovely, and I love you. " 3 1, "Guess what constellation I am? It is tailor-made for you. " 32. "I'm sure to lose playing hide-and-seek with you. Because I can't hide my love for you. " 33. "I am sure of doing things, but I still need one!" " You lack a kiss. "Stop complaining and hug me! 35, the red light stops, the green light goes, can you be my baby ~ 36, to say that my mate selection criteria is one word: you. 37. Do you know what my weakness is? It's all your fault. I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow ~! Report. Oh, I like you today too. 40, near Zhu Zhechi, close to you is sweet! 4 1, I give you nine and three, except you! 42. Buy me a compass. You are too used to looking north. 43. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart. 44. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby! 45, cute is not a long-term solution, cute I am. 46. I heard that my husband's family is good, and my daughter wants to hear more in this life ~! 47. Come and eat the whole family bucket! So we're family. 48, children always have to be held in their arms ~ 49, many people have stolen pigs these two days, I am afraid that something will happen to you! 50. You don't need this world, but you have to part with me!