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Henan kindergarten teachers' lunch break routine Raise your hand if you fall asleep. What interesting things have happened since I was a kindergarten teacher?
Once I had a physical intelligence class outdoors, and I was preparing to go back to the classroom after class. A plane is flying in the sky. A child asked me: Teacher, what is the plane made of? ? I answered? Made of iron, he asked me again: Teacher, what are you made of? I have a humorous idea? I am a Taurus? Other children want to join us after hearing our conversation. Teacher, am I made of meat? Teacher, my father is made of iron? Teacher, the last sentence my grandfather said was heard by the physical intelligence teacher: Teacher Zhang, how can he talk nonsense? I told this joke to the head teacher after work, and she also gave a wry smile. Said the grandfather of the child made of ashes was not dead. I wonder how his grandfather will feel after listening.
Although the children are naughty, they are also very cute. Sometimes they spill the beans in class and call the teacher mom. Every time I get to this point, I will take advantage. Hey, is mom there?
Another day at lunch time, the child said that he was going to pull the stink and hurried to the toilet with him. I was in the bathroom with her,
Me: When will it be ready?
He: Just wait until the sleeping bell rings!
Me: Well, I'm leaving.
Later, I went there again, and it was not good. I changed into the classroom and looked at the other babies.
After a while, he limped in himself?
Me: Can't you wait for the bell to ring? You're finished.
He: Well, I want to eat.
(My feet are numb)
He: Teacher, I want to eat.
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