Everyday jokes

1. A few days ago, my 150cm senior three complained to me: Brother, brother, why don't girls care about me? They don't invite me to participate in any sports, so I can only sit in the front row and read and write. Today, I suddenly understood why Guo Can wrote such a delicate and sad sentence.

2. Dad drank too much and asked me: Yuyu, is anyone chasing you? I said: Yes, there are too many people chasing me. I'm choosing! Dad suddenly smiled and said: Dad just likes our jade character, no one can catch it, but he can still play.

3. The science man went to his girlfriend's house to meet her parents. It happened to rain heavily that day. As soon as I entered the door, I heard my girlfriend's mother complain: Your father went shopping, knowing it was going to rain, and he didn't take an umbrella when he went out. The scientist picked up his unfolded umbrella and rushed out.

My girlfriend said, you haven't seen my dad. Who are you going to give an umbrella to? Science and Technology Man: No problem. I can infer your father's appearance from your and your mother's appearance.

My boss brought me a fish. The boss quickly grabbed one and put it in the bag. You weigh the benefits of water conservancy again, I will buy fish instead of water! The boss replied, you don't get a dowry when you marry a daughter-in-law! I'm speechless.

When I was a child, I saw a little boy watching me eat, so I sat him down and asked, Do you want to eat? The little boy nodded and said, Yes! I smiled coldly and said, come on, sit and think. Chasing a girl when I grow up, the girl's brother asked me: Do you want to marry my sister? I nodded heavily and said, Think? The boy pointed to the steps and said, Come, sit down and think about it.