Funny joke stories between teachers and students

Funny Joke Stories from Teachers and Students

Introduction: Life is a big dyeing vat. There is sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sorrow and is close to joy. Next, I will sort out funny stories from teachers and students. A joke story, I hope it can bring a little joy to everyone.

Funny Joke Stories from Teachers and Students (1)

1. In Chinese class, Xiaoqiang was sleeping on the table. At this time, the teacher asked him: ?Xiaoqiang , you create a question sentence. ?

Xiaoqiang is at a loss: ?Teacher, are you asking me?

Teacher: ?Very good, create another imperative sentence. ?

Xiaoqiang: Teacher, I didn’t hear it clearly. Please say it again!

Next, create another exclamation sentence. ?

Xiaoqiang lowered his head and said: "It's too difficult! I can't do it." ?

?Good answer. Sit down. ?

2. The teacher stood in front of the podium and said, "Why hasn't the blackboard been wiped?"

At this time, a boy muttered: "Do it yourself, you can have enough food and clothing." ?

The teacher was furious: Who said that?

The boy continued to mutter: Mao Zhuxi said it

3. Teacher: This test you You failed, so I'm going to give you three books. First read the first book "Eloquence" and try to persuade your father not to hit you. If you can't be convinced, I'll quickly read the second book "Dash". If you don't run away, you can only read the third book.

Student: What is the third book?

Teacher: "The Surgeon".

4. In Chinese class, the teacher is explaining Bi Ye's "Scenery of Tianshan Mountains".

After the lecture, ask the students to use a metaphor to describe the prairie in their hearts.

The students’ metaphors are all kinds of, among which the metaphors of Ming Dynasty are the most special.

Daming said: The charming prairie is like my grandma’s mouth. ?

Everyone was puzzled and Mingming added: ?As far as the eye can see, there are no teeth!?

Funny joke stories between teachers and students (2)

1. Lao Liu, who teaches mathematics, recently cut off all his long hair and beard. He wanted to see if the students could still recognize him.

So, he pretended to be looking for someone and came to the class and asked: "Is Teacher Liu from your class here?"

When the students saw it, everyone laughed and said: "What the hell?" Ah, Teacher Liu has cut his hair and can’t even recognize himself. ?

2. A classmate was caught by his class teacher while sleeping during self-study at night. He looked unhappy after being woken up.

The teacher asked him what he was dissatisfied with, and he replied: "I was dreaming about the questions for this mock exam, and you woke me up just as I was looking at the paper!"

Teacher After hearing this, he looked innocent and said: How about I bring you a bed and a bed and you can get this year’s college entrance examination questions for your classmates. ?

3. It has been many years since someone graduated from junior high school, but he remembers Teacher Zhang’s kindness. He often said: Teacher Zhang worked hard. Although he has never taken my class, I will not forget it. Mentor. ?

A colleague asked him: ?In what aspect is Mr. Zhang your mentor?

He said: ?Every morning it is still dark, he wakes us up, and I wake him up As an enlightenment teacher. ?

A colleague said: ?Hasn’t he hurt you? He ruined so many beautiful dreams. ?

Funny joke stories between teachers and students (3)

1. The teacher asked a classmate: Why did your homework book become like this?

The classmate said :?Fell into the water.

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The teacher asked: ?Why did he fall into the water?

He lowered his head and said: ?Accidentally when going to the toilet

Teacher: ?Falled Is it in the water in the toilet?

The classmate said: "It fell into the toilet." ?

So the teacher looked up to the sky with a cry and screamed, then stretched out his index finger and gestured and said: "I turned the page page by page with saliva!"

2 ,Teacher: Why does Tai Yier’s name say 1861∽1941?

Student: That is Tai Yier’s mobile phone number.

Teacher: What about the line in the middle?

Student: He doesn’t want to reveal all his personal information!

3. In a certain monthly exam, the test paper question: Write A famous book and quotes from that famous book. A classmate thought hard for a long time before he came up with the following answer: "Journey to the West" and the famous saying: ?Monster! Eat my old grandson with a stick!?

4. When the lights are turned off at night, the director kicks in the door and says Why don't you turn it off?

Then we'll turn off the lights.

One day the bell rang, and the director broke in again. Before he could speak, a roommate said: Director, you are here. I have been waiting for you for a long time, and then turned off the lights. ;