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It's a long poem to persuade young people not to laugh at old people. Does anyone know the name? It seems that young people don't laugh at Chinese Pulsatilla, but flowers bloom and fall for a few days

It's a long poem to persuade young people not to laugh at old people. Does anyone know the name? It seems that young people don't laugh at Chinese Pulsatilla, but flowers bloom and fall for a few days. Advise young people not to laugh at old people's poems.

"Old age is hard"

biographical notes

It is said that The Difficult Old Age was written by Tang Dumu in 775. The language is popular and the description is delicate. It tells the life characteristics and sufferings of the elderly, warns people to be filial to the elderly, and gently tells people that everyone has to go through this stage of old age, and filial piety is also respect for themselves. Someone used this song to write a vivid portrait of an old man leaning on a stick, which was posted in the house by rural people to remind people of filial piety.

This song "Difficult in Old Age" has also been adapted into various plays, which is very popular. At the same time, with the development of the times, there are also many interested authors who have written several modern versions of Old Difficult according to the style of Old Difficult to educate the world to honor the elderly.

full text

It's hard to get old, and it's hard to get old. Teenagers don't think of old people.

I thought others were old at first, but now it's my turn.

A thousand hardships, a thousand difficulties, listen to me from the beginning.

It is difficult for deaf people to talk to others, and people who interfere are very annoying.

The bird is blindfolded and sticky, and its nose and tears are often wiped off.

People can't see clearly in front of them, and often regard Li Si as Zhang San.

Young man, laugh at us and call me confused and stupid.

All relatives and friends, old and young, are annoyed, and all children and grandchildren are disrespectful.

My teeth are gone again, my mouth is watering, and hard things are hard to chew and swallow.

If you don't bite well, you choke and get stuck in your throat for a long time.

Really uncomfortable, color change, life and death are in sight.

Children and grandchildren don't give tea, but they say the old man is greedy.

Nasal leakage, such as pus and saliva, often flows to the chest.

Everyone is evil in a small handleless wine cup, and it is too much to accompany guests to the table.

Hair is less, the top door is cold, and the cool wind is sour.

I often wear a hat when I sleep in cold weather, and I am pulled over to be afraid of pneumatic drills.

Sleeping sideways, turning over is difficult, and the whole body hurts, which is terrible.

I hope I can't sleep. I pee six or seven times a night.

Afraid of long nights, afraid of pneumatic drills, there are often wind diseases.

I often cough and spit when I am old.

Kids, they hate us and call me sloppy.

You have to live in the world for 1000 years if you don't live with each other.

Foot numbness and leg pain. It's really hard to move, sit and lie down.

It is difficult to walk two or three miles with crutches, and climbing a kang is like climbing Mount Tai.

Inadvertently remembered, confused and tangled, often with the second day.

It's annoying to mention and forget.

There are endless hardships in the old age, and a kind-hearted gentleman can participate carefully.

Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, life can't be a teenager.

Nowadays, teenagers are getting old instantly, and everyone is getting old!