Please tell a joke. . . Give it to the funniest one I've never heard of. Thank you all.

In ancient times, there was a small country. Because of frequent wars, the national treasury was exhausted. The emperor hurriedly asked a minister of North Korea to confiscate his property. The minister was dissatisfied, but he dared not disobey the emperor's orders. He just said timidly, "There are so many people in the DPRK, why me?" The emperor walked up to him, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Because I love Qing, I won't be sad easily ..."