Sports jokes, keep them short

1. Football: If you want to score, you must find the right path.

2. Mountain biking: The road to gold is not an easy one.

3. Sailing: The road to winning the championship is not easy.

4. Basketball: Only when you have the right shot will you win.

5. Shooting: As long as you can grasp the center, victory will be yours.

6. Boxing: The gold medal is won by fighting, and it depends on who has more ideas.

7. Synchronized swimming: In this profession, the key is to be able to do new tricks.

8. Lifting weights: Those who specialize in heavy lifting will eventually become famous.

9. High jump: Whoever reaches my highest score will be admitted.

9. Triathlon: Only when one can defeat three and have the courage to compete first can one be called an Ironman.

10. Wrestling: Falling down is not scary, but the scary thing is being knocked down by your opponent.

11. Vault: Feel free to jump boldly, there is no horse jumping here.

12. Trampoline: The bed can be used for sleeping or competing for first place, it depends on how you choose.

13. Baseball: Play hard, otherwise you will be sorry for my famous name.

14. Equestrian: Only by working hard can you achieve success.

1. The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution?

Student answer: Make the lunch box blue

2. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl: "Why does the plane fly so high without hitting the stars?" What?"

The little girl replied: "I know, because the stars can 'flash'!"

3. There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together, and the penguin He pulled out the hairs on his body one by one. After pulling out, he said to the polar bear: "It's so cold!" After hearing this, the polar bear also pulled out the hairs on his body one by one, and turned to the penguin and said : "It's really cold!"

4.

American: Have you ever seen a cup made of wood?

Chinese: No!

Americans: Then why does your Chinese character for "cup" appear next to the character for wood?

Chinese: Isn’t there a “no” next to the word “cup”! That means it's not made of wood.

5

Xiaobai + Xiaobai =?

Little White Rabbit (TWO)~!

6 Q: What will happen if the fat man falls from the 12th floor?

A: Fat man will die

7

A certain Japanese country war In full swing, the guild leader came to the front line of the prairie to boost morale...

The guild leader asked: How is the situation?

The archer of the group reported: Report to the group leader! There is a Baisos archer next to the tent 20 meters ahead, but his accuracy is terrible. He has shot many times in the past few days, but he has not hit anyone.

After hearing this, the group leader asked: Since we found the enemy’s archer, why not kill him?

The team member Archer said: Report to the team leader! Okay, do you want them to change it to a more accurate one?

8

Soldiers: "Thirsty...thirst..."

Cao Cao: "Everyone, hold on for a while! I have been to this place before, remember There is a plum grove nearby, and you can reach it after walking for a while.

All the soldiers said: "Oh￣￣￣￣There are plums to eat￣￣￣Oh￣￣￣"

Half an hour later——Cao Ren: "Lord! The expedition team found a lot of water!"

Cao Cao: "Hahahaha, did you hear that? Finally there is water to drink."

Soldiers: "If you don't go...you must find plums..."

9

A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak We met on the street, why didn't they say hello? (Assuming they can talk)

Because...

Because they are not familiar with each other~~! Haha

10

The little snake asked the big snake in a panic: "Brother, are we poisonous?" The big snake said: "Why do you ask?"

The little snake said: " I accidentally bit my tongue just now.”

11

The tortoise and the hare were racing, and the hare quickly ran to the front.

The turtle saw a snail crawling very slowly, and said to him: Come up, I will carry you.

Then the snail came up.

After a while...the turtle saw another ant. He said to him: Come up too.

So the ants also came up. .

After the ant came up, he saw the snail above and said "Hello" to him

Do you know what the snail said?

The snail said : "Hold on tight, this turtle is so fast"

12

Bad news: A pilot fell out of the plane

Good news: He brought Parachute

Bad news: the parachute is bad

Good news: there is a haystack down there

Bad news: there is a big manure fork on the haystack

Good news: He didn’t land on the dung fork

Bad news: He didn’t land on the haystack either