I want the funniest joke,

I didn't know I had gone so far back! I didn't expect to come back from such a long distance!

During the First World War, a great war was going on. Guns roared and bullets flew all over the sky. After this lasted for an hour, a soldier felt that the battle was too dangerous, so he left the front line and began to flee the battlefield. After walking for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. The officer stopped him and asked, "Where are you going?"

"Sir, I'm trying to avoid the battle going on behind me." The soldier replied.

"Do you know who I am?" The officer said angrily, "I am your commander."

The soldier was very surprised and said, "God, I didn't expect to come back so far!" " "

During the First World War, a great war was going on. Guns are firing, and shells and bullets are flying everywhere. After an hour, one of the soldiers thought the battle was too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to stay away from the battlefield. After walking for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. The officer stopped him and said, "Where are you going?"

"I'm trying to get as far away from the fighting going on behind us as possible, sir." The soldier replied.

"Do you know who I am?" The officer said to him angrily. "I am your commander."

The soldier was very surprised and said, "My God, I didn't know I had come back so far!" " In recent months, my sex life has been a little depressed. Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, it's like doing homework, so I thought of a very exciting method. At ten o'clock in the evening, I called home. "Wife, you go to sleep first, don't wait for me, I won't go back until later." "Don't be too late and don't drink too much." "Roger that, my wife."

At two o'clock in the evening, I thought my wife should have slept soundly, so I quietly opened the door and went in. It was dark in the room, only the indicator light was secretly shining. I crept across the hall to the bedroom. I slowly opened the door and walked to the bed. She slept soundly, but I didn't know I was back. "All right, let's get started."

Take off all your clothes, only a pair of briefs, and take out the prepared scarf (why use a scarf? She is my girlfriend. She was lying on her side. I gently took her right hand and tied her hand bowl with one end of the silk scarf and the other end at the corner of the bed. I took her left hand and slowly helped her lie flat. "It's so exciting, she hasn't woken up yet." I tied my other hand. "Not yet. What if she shouts later?" She put a towel in her mouth. "Well, I don't care about my eyes. It's so dark that she can't see me, so we can start. "

I took her coat. As usual, she only wore pajamas, no NB and no NK. I have a strong feeling that I haven't had for a long time. My little brother became heartless before he knew it. I can't take it anymore. I can't help kissing her ears, her face, her neck, her breasts, her lower abdomen and her inner thighs. Maybe I was too impulsive and grabbed her RF through my pajamas.

My wife thought it was me at first. When she found that her hands could not move, her whole body shook and she struggled desperately. I immediately held her down and stopped her from moving. I didn't expect my wife to be so powerful. I was kicked by her foot and fell to the ground. Fortunately, I missed the point. Or I'll get up, grab her feet and press on her. I have experience this time. She didn't do that. Bury your head in her left RF, suck the whole RF in your mouth, and press her right RF with your left hand. This strong feeling really has nothing to say. My wife and I used to do foreplay, and she always kissed me as much as she wanted, which was not as intense as it is now.

I teased her private parts with the fingers of my left hand. Under my teasing, * * * gradually flowed out and wetted my fingers. I also took off NK, but I can't play too much. She won't accept the fact that she was forced by others. It's not good to have psychological disorder, so I still told her. "I took out the towel stuffed in her mouth and said in her ear," Wife, is that ok? "I'm going in." "This is ... it's you, you scared me to death ...", I couldn't help but say more, gave her an infinite tender kiss and separated her feet (omitted below 100 words).

Afterwards, I untied all the scarves tied to her hand and picked her up. She was too weak to flinch. "Wife, can you?"

"You scared me to death by doing these things."

"Do you like it?"

"like it! How comfortable! It was you last time! "

"Last time? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ……………………"