What wonderful things have you encountered as a nurse?

During the internship, all newly admitted patients had to draw blood, and then I met an aunt. How is she? Look, I'm an intern, and she doesn't want me to draw her blood. When I was about to get an injection, my aunt suddenly let out a cry, and her blood vessels shrank and missed the point. I made up for it and finally pulled out the blood. Then the teacher said, Auntie, you are so angry that your classmates are scared.

The second thing is that when I was in the neurology department, the more serious patients were basically in a coma in bed with a catheter inserted, and they had to be wiped every day to prevent infection. A new patient, a man, actually had a physiological reaction [frown] when wiping him.

There is also a boy who is more feminine. When I treated him, he asked me what the function of this laser treatment was. I told him that blue light is anti-inflammatory and red light is repairing. He said, How long will it take me to get well? Is there any good way to recommend it? I said: don't stay up late at ordinary times, don't eat greasy and spicy food, pay attention to the cleanliness of your face and so on. ~ He asked: Will my makeup affect you? (I am particularly narcissistic. I touch my face with my hands. The point is that my hands are still pointing blue fingers. I just said that I don't need makeup if I have acne on my face. He said, oh, no way. I need makeup for my work. There is another program recently, I emmm.

I have a friend who is a nurse. I heard from a friend that when two little nurses were first assigned to liver surgery, they had to prepare skin for the patients involved every day, that is, shave their genitals! Most men! Remember the first time two people went together! Holding a plate, I entered the ward with trepidation and whispered, "Prepare the skin".

The patient said: What? I didn't hear you clearly!

Let's say it again: prepare the skin!

Patient: Oh! Then she brushed her pants off at once, scaring her to run away with another intern! I got used to it later!

When entering the ward again, put the plate on the bedside table and shout at the patient: Take off your pants!

The patient was probably frightened when he first intervened! The voice trembled and asked, What are you doing? I thought I would help him. I'm as scared as a palace.

As soon as my friend said it, I laughed!

There is another funny thing: once, my friend went to the door of Super Room B at work, and a young woman sat in the waiting chair and greeted my friend: Dr. Liang. When my friend saw it, he didn't know, so he said, are you going to do a B-ultrasound? Are you going to see a gynecologist? Did you drink enough water? You can come in later.

After a while, the patient came in and lay on the examination bed. My friend asked her while checking: Did you know me before?

She said: You gave me a B-ultrasound two years ago.

My friend: What was the disease at that time? Is there a problem with the inspection?

She: No children.

My friend: What about now? Have a baby?

She: No, divorced.

Friend: Is it because she can't have children and then her husband divorced?

She: Forget it. My mother-in-law is different from others. Since we got married, she has shared a bed with us every day, and no one listens.

My friend: Be quiet! ! ……

Shit! It's ruined. What kind of infertility is this? Widow.

Ha ha ha, I just graduated. I was in gynecology, working the night shift, and a woman registered. I wandered around the nurse's station for a long time and asked her what was wrong. The voice was very low, so I specifically asked: ... the condom fell into the vagina ... it smelled really heavy. How did this happen? I swear this is a real encounter. Later, there were similar ones on the Internet. It turns out that I'm not the only one who has met it. ...

And when I was an intern in pediatrics, there was a pediatrician who was born with a big head and big ears. Well, to tell the truth, he is very similar to Pig. One day, a group of Xiong Haizi suddenly became restless in the corridor, shouting as they ran, Pig Bajie came, Pig Bajie came ... and then they saw him coming up. In fact, at the beginning, my inner activity was that these children had a good eye, and I was not the only one who thought so, and I found the feeling of teammates instantly. ...

Coordination of otolaryngology, some colleagues have done preoperative education and told parents not to eat or drink. Results Is it a problem for anesthesiologists to eat in the operating room? Her mother said she drank a bottle of milk ... the anesthesiologist called and her colleague was criticized. When I found my mother, she said confidently that we didn't tell her not to drink milk, but she silently put wax on her colleagues.

A doctor asked about the history of leg pain. Well, long time no see. He asked how long it was. He replied that it was quite a long time. He asked how long it was. He replied that he couldn't remember the exact time. Anyway, it was a long time. Wax the doctor. Actually, this patient is my mother. Why did she write it? In fact, I also found that many patients, especially the elderly patients, can understand this situation, but I hope that when you take the elderly patients to see a doctor, you can ask the patients the uncomfortable time and symptoms in advance. There are indeed some patients who can't answer or answer irrelevant questions when the doctor asks her, but in front of their children, she will make it very clear. This can save a lot of time.

I'm not a nurse, but I worked as an intern in the pharmacy department of a hospital. Tell me something wonderful that happened to me.

1, one night, an emergency came, it was a newly married couple. The bride said she had a stomachache, and the doctor was asking about her illness. Finally, she knew that the posterior vaginal wall was broken. Shit, groom, how anxious you are.

2. A classmate who once listened to gynecological practice said that when she met a woman who came to see a doctor, the doctor was seeing another doctor. Take off your clothes as soon as you purchase, which makes the younger brothers of several boys in their class react strongly.

3. Once a patient was transferred from county hospital to urology. At first glance, my brother's head and cavernous body are separated. I won't know until I ask. I was bitten by a wild dog when I urinated on the side of the road. There is also a copy of Ivy playing with his girlfriend. As a result, the cavernous body really broke in the middle. How hard he works ... It's true. I don't know how to match this theme. I think Brother Bao is very wronged. ...

I'm not a nurse, and nurses are nothing. I have a friend in the laboratory. I heard him say that I met this:

At two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, if there are no patients, rest in the duty room, hazy. Suddenly the emergency bell rang, and he hurried out to have a look. Here comes a male patient of about 30 years old.

The friend asked: What's the matter with you? What kind of examination do you want?

Patient: Is there a B-ultrasound here?

Friend: No, it's next door, right here (finger direction).

Patient: OK.

Friends go back and continue to squint. . . .

Ten minutes later, suddenly, the emergency bell rang again.

Friend: What's the matter?

Patient: B-ultrasound, is anyone at work? Why don't you open the door?

Friend: Yes, please ring the doorbell.

Patient: OK.

Friends go back and continue to squint. . . .

Then, more than ten minutes later, the bell rang again. . .

Friend: What's the matter?

Patient: Where is the bell? Don't you see? Can you give them a call?

Friend: The doorbell is at the door. Look for it. This is a white doorbell. I don't have their numbers here.

The friend said, come on, cheer up, don't squint.

Laughing me to death, my friend also said that this night shift is very tired. I really don't know what I did in my last life. I want to study medicine all my life.

As a nurse, I can really see some wonderful things happening at work.

The patient came to the hospital to see a doctor. Should he seek medical advice and listen to what other doctors have to say?

That afternoon, a couple came and looked like lovers. Here comes the man, and the number is not hung up. He asked where the doctor was. After pointing it out to him, I went straight to it.

After a while, I heard a little noise, which seemed very noisy. Let's go and see what's going on so that we can have a fight.

It turns out that the man has the right to ask the doctor to prescribe drugs and injections, and he says that there is no need for examination. What's the point? The tone is rather blunt. The woman did the same, and the doctor just gave you an anti-inflammatory injection. The doctor asked, "What anti-inflammatory?" She said, "You are a doctor, and you need to ask me. Just hang a bottle of that water and you don't need to test it. " The doctor explained for a long time, but the couple refused to listen to him. Then the man went to see a doctor and didn't listen to him. He probably feels humiliated in front of women. He even cursed the doctor who was older than his mother. Words like "X Nima" angered the doctor. When he was nice to you, you swore, and both of them swore at him. Anyway, the doctor is going to retire, and he is still angry with the young boy.

After that, the young man was fed up with swearing and being scolded, pulling his companion to lift his legs and left. This kind of animal thing is rare.

The operating room often encounters many wonderful things.

I've seen a lot of broken dicks since urology.