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The whale fell and everything was born! Alibaba and the story of Alibaba

Once, Dad Ma, Alibaba and his double dads went to the cloud together, occupying the myth section of the news media all the year round.

In the past two years, it has been difficult to find traces in the myth edition, and occasionally it appears in the news media, all in the paragraphs.

Dad Ma directly opened the labor law and praised the overtime system of going to work at 9: 00 in the morning and getting off work at 9: 00 in the evening, working six days a week. He thinks this is a blessing from the code farmers in the big Internet companies in his last life.

996 is a blessing newspaper, which has become a buzzword and lasted for a long time.

On the occasion of the 20th anniversary of the founding of Alibaba, founder Ma Dad stepped down as the chairman of the board of directors of Alibaba Group.

People's Daily: There is no so-called Ma Yun era, only Ma Yun in the era.

Fan Jiang, the president of Tmall, cheated on Zhang Dayi, the owner of Tmall, and his wife tore it up directly in Weibo. Ali's punishment for Fan Jiang is to hold high and put down lightly, only to remove Fan Jiang's name from the list of partners, and the rest are basically the same, still holding high and hitting high.

Remember being fired for grabbing moon cakes? Ordinary employees touch a low-voltage line, and employees are gone; Executives touch the high-voltage line, and the high-voltage line is gone.

Mababa bombarded the national financial supervision layer and financial supervision system, and directly confronted the existing financial systems and systems such as banks and insurance.

Who will a high-explosive bomb hit in the end?

The science and technology innovation board is aimed at small and medium-sized science and technology innovation enterprises, and the service subject of Ant Financial is Alipay, a financial giant, which is neither scientific nor medium-sized. Just listed on the Science and Technology Innovation Board, it is the largest IPO in more than 200 countries in the world for hundreds of years. It was the largest financing in human history, but it was stopped on the eve of listing. Carefully selected stock code (688688) and issue price (68.8 yuan) have no chance to come out.

Three days before listing, the regulatory authorities issued a new policy. Ant Jinfu was stillborn when she gave birth and fell down in the last few seconds before dawn.

The General Administration of Market Supervision believes that Alibaba Group abused its dominant market position, put forward the requirement of "two choices" for merchants in the platform, and issued a fine of 654.38+082 billion according to the Anti-Monopoly Law.

65.438+082 billion is sky-high for ordinary people, but it is only nine Niu Yi cents for the huge Alibaba. The amount of the fine is not a big problem, but the fine itself is a big problem.

After enrolling six ***26 1 business tycoons, Lakeside University stopped enrolling students, took off the brand of "Lakeside University" and changed its name to "Zhejiang Lakeside Entrepreneurship Research Center".

The promoters of Lakeside University are highly coincident with the members of Taishan Club, so Lakeside University can be regarded as the periphery of Taishan Club to some extent. It is expected that the Taishan Club will be dissolved and Lakeside University will stop enrolling students.

It is hot every day in summer, which is suitable for eating melons. After Wu signed this big melon, Ali female employees were sexually assaulted, and this big melon came again. After being drunk on a business trip, Ali female employees were not only molested by customers, but also by male leaders who were on a business trip together. After being ignored by leaders at all levels, big technology companies adopted the original practice of throwing leaflets in the canteen and burned everything. On the other hand, all kinds of comments against female employees are overwhelming.

A media affiliated to People's Daily: Not only power but also capital. Don't think too big to fail. The laws of nature tell us that when whales fall, everything is born. Don't try to manipulate everything like the Korean chaebol. This is China!

From founders and spiritual leaders to executives and grassroots managers, from Alibaba to Ant Financial, from speech to company management, from company management to employee conduct, there is no dead angle in all directions.

When the whale fell, everything was born.