What other funny jokes are there?

Freshman found a bug and the whole bowl of rice fell down.

Sophomore found a bug, picked it out and continued to eat.

When I was a junior, I found that there were worms, so I ate them together when there were no worms.

In the third year of high school, I found that there were no bugs, protested, and how could I eat without bugs?

The graduate school found a bug with a single exclamation point style.

After reading the blog, I found that there were only bugs, and I felt that the food had improved.