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Do you know any online expressions and jokes?
Gabby: Brother.
younger brother
Jj: Sister.
slick chick
brothers and sisters
Pfpf: I admire you.
Pp: Photos, but if you mean playing pp, it's kicking your ass.
Bt: pervert. Compared with other segments of floating clouds, Shuiban is the place where bt haunts and beats him or her.
Zt: reposting, sometimes abbreviated as Z, means transferring.
Sl: Sex maniac.
Bl: Glass, not fragile, is gay.
Bc: Idiot.
Bd: idiot
ladyboy
Lm: rogue
Pg Hao ü?
Girlfriend, girlfriend
Boyfriend, boyfriend
Md: Shit, swear, be very careful!
TMD: * * * *, swear, be especially careful!
Jjww: What you say means the way people talk.
Sjb: neuropathy
Pmp: kiss up
kiss-ass
Kick: flat kick
Kh: Sunflower is a master of practicing sunflower collection. A master Yun Yun practiced in this field, and everyone called him by his first name.
Khbd: Sunflower Series
Pxjf: Swordsmanship to ward off evil spirits originated from swordsmanship dedicated to khbd and KH.
Js: profiteer
Sp: support
Wade: modal particles, dedicated to KH
Whoo-hoo, pig: sleeping.
Porridge: I like it.
Jam: I'm flattered
Bxcm: ice snow cleverness
Lol: Laugh out loud, laugh.
KFC: KXXX & FXXX & CXX, if you have a grudge against someone, KFC will treat him.
PK: PlayerKill, hacker, attack, can also be interpreted as K pre-approval.
BTW: Right, right.
Ps: Two meanings, btw or photoshop (a computer retouching software).
Cu: Bye, bye.
Bb: Baby, lover, child, bye-bye, depending on the specific use.
Although the summons bow is super strong.
Manchu dynasty: the top ten tortures in Manchu dynasty, the stuff of ancestors
Click: Cut.
Sauce purple: like this
Fanfan: Eat.
Piece: same as pp, photo
Bambusa, Bambusa: The moderator, the administrator of the forum, compares the water board to a small shop and is the owner himself.
Bucket, water ghost, narcissus, water king, water monster, jellyfish: refers to irrigation madman and jellyfish woman.
Sailor: the sentient beings in the version
Divers: those guys who like to watch others irrigate but don't irrigate themselves.
Dinosaur: ugly mm
Crazy: can't stand stimulation and behave abnormally.
Thx, 3x: Thank you, thank you.
Sigh: sigh
Cool: cool
Gay: gay,bl
Gay, bl
Pm: forum private letter
Shut up: shut up
Vampires are guys who only know how to take but not how to share. He was greatly despised.
Dl: download, download
Pub: ftp scanned on the network can be uploaded and downloaded temporarily, and it also refers to the act of uploading files to pubftp for appreciation.
BRB: Be right back, be right back.
Ttyl: Talk to you later. Bye. Talk to you next time.
Bbl: Come back later.
Kick your ass: spank your ass
People, people
Please, please: please, please.
Bull * * *, * *: Nonsense, nonsense.
Poor guy, that means contempt.
So-so: General
Cute: sweetheart
D \ \ \ * AMN: Shit, he's xx.
Steamed bread: If someone is ugly or stupid, call him steamed bread.
Powder: Very, very.
Rookie, Shrimp, Brother Chu: Beginners.
Old bird, prawn: master
Wood oil: No.
Protein: BD+BC+SJB
Love Tiger Oil: I love you, I love you.
Fall: faint, faint
Watch: no, for example, the watch is too good, not too good.
Collapse: the sound of fainting
9494: Exactly.
Baby pig: Spoken from ccf, good boy.
Head bash: a word introduced in the game to blow someone's head off.
4242: Right, right.
I'm so angry.
748: go to s
Bye, bye.
Don't be angry.
987: Don't go, don't go.
55555: Cry
Xxx: something unsuitable for children.
Repeatedly
Hou, ho ho, Kaka, Kaka, hee hee, Xixi: modal particles.
The extremely fierce hidden weapons was invented by a couple. They say life is worse than death.
Rpwt: characters
tnjjtds:? Your penis? very
Rt: if the topic
thank you
Slap: to hit in the face
+U Come on.
14 14 meaning.
253 No.253 Oputu, a man bowed at the ceremony.
Bye, bye. (Japanese)
3H students, three good students.
3q thank you, thank you.
4242. Yes, yes.
4 people for the people. 4 stands for.
Woo hoo (crying).
7456 pissed me off.
Go to hell.
8 147 Don't be angry.
84 is not. Similarly: 848 (true).
848, come on.
874 mouths. Picture 874, a dynamic effect, comes from the website of Maopu, in which a woman slaps a man's mouth with a broom.
Bye.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Eight is wrong. It's good.
9494. Exactly.
Figure 999 of the 999 Puff website is used to express extreme surprise or admiration.
Idiot BC
BF boyfriend, boyfriend. Of course, there are:
BL/GL glass, gay. Boys' love (homosexuality) and girls' love (lesbianism).
robot
By the way.
BT pervert. For example, surfing the Internet with a runny nose is also BT. Or BitTorrent, a new P2P download tool.
CC① Hee hee, hee hee, hee hee. Ha ha. (2) Xiaoyi Wen, jealousy.
Cft is comfortable, comfortable, comfortable. (English)
The abbreviation of CGP computer game pseudodementia, computer game dementia.
Computer graphics, graphics made by computers.
Cool, cool. Sometimes it is also used: "pants" and "library" are all from "cool"!
COSPLAY COSTUMEPLAY, playing your favorite role, comes from the pronunciation of [ko-su-pu-re] in Japan.
Niu * *, kao. Used to curse.
CT police.
Bye, bye.
DBC idiot
DC① digital camera (digital camera). ② The famous Game model DREAMCAST made by ②SEGA.
Brother DD.
The structural auxiliary word "de" of "de" is specially used at the end of a sentence to express emphasis. Ex.: That's not true, Sandy!
Dlddownload, download. Sometimes "when" or "down" is used.
E disgusting.
for instance
Faint (or ft), meaning incomprehensible. Example: Oh, my God! Is this happening?
FC Nintendo's 8-bit game console, Super Nintendo is SFC.
Friend of FOAF friend, friend of friend.
Girlfriend, girlfriend.
Friends of friends.
Gay men gay men, some written as "gay".
GB Nintendo's famous GameBoy, and GBA(GameBoyAdvance).
Brother GG
Gl glass, gay.
Gx, congratulations.
Hengtai, porn. Many words have been derived from it, such as: HComic, HCartoon, HGame and so on.
Ha ha ha ha. laugh
Hehe hehe. laugh
Hiahia onomatopoeia, funny laugh.
High, often used for drinking and other behaviors.
Hoho's hearty laughter.
HP is healthy.
I see. Example: oic (Oh, I see). There is also: CU, "SeeYou", which means SeeYouLater.
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JJBB stutters. Similarly: JJYY, jijiwa, "woo" and "woo".
Sister JJ is the same: GG (brother), MM (sister), DD (brother).
JR bitch
JS profiteer
K onomatopoeia, cough. For example, the Klan is boring.
I am very happy. Example: I am very happy today. What about you?
LBT roadside stall.
Lj garbage.
LM spice girl
Lr sucks.
L (or LG) husband
Mrs. L (or LP) refers to the wife.
I'm an idiot, wood. Example: you are really m.
md **** .
Me too, me too.
Sister MM, a beautiful girl.
Mop, short for idle. According to the website of Moppet, the member of Moppet is called "Mopper". The original English means "mop".
MP is not to your taste.
News, news, information.
N means thinking. Example: n ... Ordinary ......
Nb 1 is awesome. And: NBHH, awesome, awesome, awesome. 2 natural beauty, natural beauty.
Nod your head (action)
Nr has a weak brain.
O (1) Answer other people's stupid words. For example: O......O ... I want to throw up! ② Sometimes it is also used to mean "I" and "you". (3) oh.
P negative language. Example: you put P!
Dad's scared. For example: papaya (afraid)
Short for PC personal computer.
PF admire.
PK kills people, fights one-on-one, and fights with virtual life online.
PLMM beautiful girl.
PMP flattery And: PMPMP (trying to kiss up).
Pm 1 private letter, private letter, whispers on the forum. Forgive me, please forgive me.
Pmm1mother-in-law. A beautiful girl wandering.
Pp 1 point-to-point communication software. 2 ass.
PS ① The abbreviation of Photoshop (a famous graphic processing tool).
The abbreviation of PlayStation (a famous game model produced by Sony).
3 jobs? Yu Yu? Award-winning province @ Relieve bones. This is just my personal opinion ... "
I threw up my vomit.
PvP was renamed from PK, because the Korean government has ordered game developers to change "PK" to "PVP" (Playserver player).
Password, password.
Py friend.
Question 1 Ask for help. Example: I QQ you. Give me your phone number.
2 cute. Transliteration of English "lovely";
③ Make a phone call with icq chat tool. Example: I asked you the day before yesterday.
Qr poor people.
Qu, go to hell.
A man or woman who chats with icq or oicq.
R modal particles, surprise. For example: r? You are a pupil.
Re palindrome
Rpwt personality problem.
Rq's reputation.
Rt is like a topic. When used to send a new post, only rt is displayed in the content column when the content has been typed in the title.
Ry shemale
S collapsed. Example: Sorry, I just missed it.
SB **, a disparaging term for some people, is an abusive language.
Sg is handsome. You can use: ssgg to mean "what a handsome brother!" "
Sigh, sigh.
SL metamorphosis
Sm 1 sadistic masochist, sexual sadist. S is sadistic sexual abuse, and M is masochistic abused. 2 what. Example: Did you just say sm?
Sp support, support.
SS SEGA's Saturn game console.
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ST is rude.
T kick. Example: t fly (kick fly).
Thank you.
Tears streamed down her face.
* * * He * * *.
**** ********。
Too much means degree. For example: toooooooo ... terrible (too bad)
Ts ditto. Is to agree with the opinion upstairs and use it in reply.
You, you. For example: ThankU! "Thank you!" . And Ur, which means: yours, yours. I brought you, which means: I brought you.
British Killer League.
Vs。 Unlike pk, vs does not necessarily represent a separate challenge.
Wang w or wan. For example: newcomer W. broken W.
Wl online dating.
Ww Bend refers to compatriots in Taiwan Province province.
X is wrong. Example: You are big and special.
Why, why?
YK young teeth, young, underage.
Yy's lust, excessive desire. It doesn't necessarily refer to obscene fantasies, but often to achieve ideological, psychological and oral pleasure. From A Dream of Red Mansions.
The state of zzZZz sleeping.
... for example, ha modal particles, someone is sick again today.
One shot to the head, one shot to the head.
Ignore you, ignore you. (Singapore)
Dongdong's business.
It's dark.
Liang Sao showed her beloved things to others.
Viagra, a great man.
Is it Mimi?
Plastic surgery
Even me.
Rabbit dad toolbar, toolbar.
Qie~ indicates contempt.
Brush screen means to brush a chat or forum page with repeated sentences to clean up the layout.
Suppress the modal particle "ya".
Cute, pathetic, unloved.
Taiwan Province/Taiwan Province girl means rustic and vulgar. (Taiwanese). Originally refers to the early Taiwan Province/Taiwan Province people.
Vomiting blood describes depression.
Roaring for dinosaurs, unclear mood.
Vomiting is like the object of vomiting.
Hehehe.
Uh-oh, Donald often uses modal particles.
A nosebleed describes being shocked.
Tanzi forum.
Men with male model figure also have the saying of "female man".
This gentleman is fine. (Japanese)
Drop the sword.
Prawn warrior.
Good health and good looks.
As beautiful as flowers and as ugly as jade.
Google search engine. Also write "Gu Gou".
Cold curiosity, fear. Sometimes I also write "Khan". The scenery upstairs is terrible. Cold ~!
What are you doing? Also write "shrimp".
Open the picture and show it in public.
Although the modal particle Gong is "strong", powerful and eye-catching,
Dinosaur kl, a tough-looking girl.
Tragic green misfortune.
I use it to express admiration or surprise.
I use flash to show that I can't afford to hide.
A team refers to a group of members who are organized to participate in computer game competitions.
The customs punched holes in the disc.
Throw bricks and follow posts.
Grab the first reply position in the forum.
Grab all qz, grab the first integer post article.
Clapping bricks means being picky when replying.
Pinch modal particles and pronounce them as "ni", indicating a tone close to "ni".
Make a mountain out of a molehill
Bambusa moderator. Sometimes it is written as "board pig".
The warm quilt award refers to the Nobel Prize.
Laugh wildly and loudly.
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Tangible and stylish.
Chopping axe version.
Upstairs is the reply to the above post. There are also a series of sayings such as "downstairs", "top floor", "ground floor" and "landlord (poster)".
Remnant thoughts 1 pity; 2 death. (Japanese)
The mother (or nothing) has nothing, nothing. (Nanjing pronunciation).
Water whose steam is purer than pure water is a blank post with no words and no content.
Ink humor.
Kimchi refers to browsing in the forum.
Mud game
Warm up, Win98. Similarly, it is also windows.
Fans, comic book fans.
Diving is staying in a chat room without talking.
Irrigation means posting something meaningless on the internet.
Words.
It's very, very gray.
Roast chicken home page, personal home page, "bamboo leaves".
Dog's nickname.
The wolf clan is different from the sex maniac, with a decent style and likes to be arbitrary. Although they love women, they never pester mm.
Cat modem, modem (something used for dial-up internet access),
Wang Qiuge Gui refers to sports shoes.
Throw the gun out, throw the scope out by feeling and aim at shooting.
Posture, posture.
Blind snipers can't open the sight, so they just shoot the sniper rifle.
Turn on the lights, bin Laden.
The powder is very.
Sue is.
Su Yan has no makeup face.
Pure water has no content.
Practice sniper rifle techniques.
Top puts the post at the top of the list.
The boss takes the lead Sometimes it is a person who is praised by everyone, and sometimes it is a person who is beaten by everyone.
Older class teacher.
Broiler weak machine refers to a machine that is unsafe on the network and completely controlled by people.
Rookie, rookie.
No watch.
Bad luck.
The light dance of fat sheep comes from the light dance of rascal Cai, which is used to laugh at MM
Excellent talent.
The sauce purple is like this. Example: The story happened in a sauce purple color.
Brew purple like that.
A person who makes flashlights.
The forum or chat room next door.
Frog qw, a terrible-looking boy.
Nickname refers to a QQ number with a good number.
The heroine.
Fat boy/princess treasure/too beautiful. Little rascal.
Toilet supplies. Bad article.
A vest refers to multiple ids owned by a person.
Travellers, tourists.
Salty colors/feelings.
ID of the blacklist forum.
Pit will cause many people to reply.
Xiao Qiang cockroach. From Stephen Chow's "Chou-heung in Tang Bohu Hall".
Uh, no.
No, it's not. Guangzhou people
.................. ……ing means continuous. Example: infinitely depressing ing.
The word "…" comes from Japanese grammar "... とぃぃます", which means thinking and feeling. He always seems tough.
Super/strong/ha/huge/crazy/serious ... means special, exaggerated, and emphasized. Ex.: You are amazing! I strongly support your statement!
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