Jokes about Beijing 18 Ring Road

My three-year-old son came back from kindergarten and said angrily to me, "Dad, the teacher is not good at all. He is always fierce and doesn't film me sleeping at noon. "

Me: "A teacher can't take care of so many people like a mother. You should be obedient. "

Son: "Let the teacher and mother change. My mother accompanies me in kindergarten every day, and the teacher sleeps with my father at home. "

I'm a little excited to think about it.