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Short stories of love philosophy and their interpretation
1. In the early years, a philosophy graduate student openly asked for marriage, the only condition being that the woman should be beautiful. At that time, a reporter interviewed him: why do you value each other's looks so much, without considering each other's character, literacy and knowledge? He said: "Because I study philosophy, I know that material determines consciousness. I have a bad personality and lack literacy and knowledge. I can educate her, but she is not good-looking and I can't help it. " This is not the true meaning of love, but a blasphemy against philosophy and love.
On the way to visit relatives in Japan after marriage, a female college student and a Japanese student had a good time on the deck of the ship, drank soda and threw the bottle into the sea. When she arrived in Japanese waters, she threw a piece of waste paper into the sea. The husband glared and shouted, Don't pollute our country's oceans. She was surprised and decided to divorce after returning to China. Her reason is that he only loves their country and doesn't really love me at all.
3. A girl was studying in America, and an American boy in the same class fell in love with her and chased her desperately. However, at first, the girl did not feel or show enthusiasm. After she found that the boy was not bad, she turned and left. An American girlfriend said to her: We Americans and you China people have love time difference. Americans love someone immediately, but you observe it slowly. She said: He doesn't even have the patience. Can he be considered true love?
4. A female college student from China took part in a French short story contest organized by the French. The judges gave her the warmest applause when the host read out her work. As a result, she won the first place among many contestants. The acceptance speech only wrote one sentence: she used "loyalty to truth, truth; Loyal to love, love abandons you "has touched everyone. It seems that the deception of truth and the variability of love are worldwide.".
He met her and they fell in love at first sight. The next day, he came to see her. She didn't know him at all. The story was a short story about love philosophy and feelings. It turned out that she had short-term amnesia because of a car accident, and only remembered what happened three years ago and that day. When she wakes up the next day, she will forget everything about the day before. Then, he began a hard journey of pursuit, in order to make Lucy fall in love with him again every day. This is a movie story that shows that true love transcends memory and time and space.
6. A woman sent a telegram to her boyfriend with a little contradiction, and it was written three times in a row before it was finalized. The waiter took her discarded telegram after she left. I saw her write on the first card: It's over, and I never want to see you again. The second said, don't call me, and don't come to me. My last sentence was: Dear, come and see me by the nearest train. It can be seen how contradictory women's love is.
7. A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, I love you. The little girl said, can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said: Of course! We are not children of one or two years old. I like this joke. Because it proves that love is not high, love is empty for a hundred years.
8. This story comes from a novel by Qiong Yao. A woman fell in love with a married woman. They are colleagues. Because of their eyes and ears, they cannot express their love at will. The man said to him: I will call you and ring three times, that's when I tell you I love you; If I cough three times, it is to tell you that I love you. Later, the man was killed in a car accident. There was a sudden power failure at the memorial service, and then the light flashed three times and came on again. She knew it was in the underworld, and she said, I love you! What a touching story.
9. In ancient times, there was a woman whose father was a prime minister and her husband was a DPRK official. One day, she found that her husband was planning a coup. At this time, she faced a dilemma. If she reports it, her husband will be beheaded. If you don't sue and let it succeed, your father will be hurt. In desperation, you turned to your mother for help. Mother told her: there is only one father, and the husband can find another one. Accordingly, she chose to report. This choice is only an interest judgment, and has nothing to do with love.
10, there is a man and a woman in love. After talking for a while, the man felt inappropriate and decided to break up. However, when he was ready to express his thoughts to the woman, an accident happened: the girl was defiled. At this time, he immediately gave up his original plan and married her soon. Take good care of her and love her. After decades, I'm still the same. This is the most responsible love story I have ever heard.
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