Funny classic sentences about work

Funny classic sentences about work

Working people must know that a happy life depends on creation. I wish you not to be afraid of four things at work: first, not afraid of hardship, second, not afraid of tiredness, third, not afraid of trouble, and fourth, not afraid of speculation. Dare to work, dare to venture, dare to create. Below are the classic funny sentences about work that I have collected for you. You are welcome to read them.

One of the funny classic sentences at work

1. The customer asked the waiter: Why does my soup have no taste at all? It is just boiled water. ?Waiter: ?This is the regular soup, it is given for free, ah? Oh? Sorry, I haven’t added the soup yet?

2. Time can be wasted, and the salary cannot be saved in the pocket, but happiness can be The whole family is together, working overtime is never allowed, no one is willing to work hard for you, I don’t dare to complain for the sake of the boss, I say I feel at ease in the face of work, I wish you success in the workplace.

3. There is no "one gold", no "three insurances", hard work and no money; eight hours of work, overtime without pay, a tired day makes you upset; busy day at work, busy work every day, still poor My colleagues are like tigers, and my leaders are like wolves. It’s a pity that I, a sheep, have no one to rely on.

4. It is not easy to enter the workplace. I hope you will be a little more plain, a little tolerant, a little tolerant, a little hardworking, a little confident, a little strong, a little happy, a little serious, a little careful, a little united, and very glory.

5. I love you for work, I love you like a fish loves water, I need you all the time; I kiss you for wages, I kiss you like a mouse kisses a mouse pad, and I stick to you from ear to temple. Dear? Husband and son? (work salary), I will love you forever, until the fish is dead, the sea is broken, the sea is dry, the computer is out of power, and the reimbursement is rotten!

6. Brother, you are the most handsome person in our state-owned enterprise workplace! Look at it! You: You have a face with Chinese characters, speak in Chinese, and sing the national anthem. When you were a boy, you were the flower of the motherland; when you grow up, you are the pillar of the motherland; sir, you are a first-class national treasure in the Palace Museum? Hahaha!

7. At a banquet, the boss’s The front door was unzipped but he didn't know it. His female secretary discovered it. Due to the presence of guests, she couldn't tell her directly. She reminded the boss: "Boss, your garage is open." ?The boss is confused? Oh, have you seen my BMW? ?The female secretary replied: ?No, I only saw a broken tire. ?

8. One day, the manager came down from the workshop and saw a man working hard, so he said to him: "Good job, I was just like you before." ?The man also smiled at the manager and said, ?You have to work hard too. I was just like you before. ?

9. I have to be late for work in the morning and run quickly without breakfast; I am so hungry that my colleagues laugh when I hear it; I have to work hard and do it carelessly; my boss is very satisfied with it. Saying to you: Increase! Increase!

10. Tragedy in the workplace can be roughly divided into levels: the first level is working overtime to make money. There is no extra pay for overtime work at the second level. The third level is to work overtime and make extra money during holidays. Level 4: No extra pay for overtime work on holidays. If you are level 4, I can teach you the ultimate trick, fire the boss!

11. In order to live, I fight alone; in order to make money, I work hard day and night; in order to make money, I work day and night . Life finally took a step forward, but the boss said: "Go back, the company is bankrupt." ?

12. A buddy in the company was interested in a beautiful accountant from the finance department, and he kept pursuing him. He paid his salary in one day, and deliberately left the salary on the accountant’s table. The beautiful accountant said to him when he was about to go out: ?Your salary!? This guy turned around and smiled: ?No, it’s your salary!?

13. I treat the company as my home and my desk as my bed. When I wake up, I go to the toilet. When you are hungry, go to the canteen.

Don't say that I am unreasonable, in fact, I am called a workaholic! Haha

14. Xiao Ming was chatting during work hours. The manager asked Xiao Ming: Should I be down-to-earth in doing things, or should I use my words? Xiao Ming said: One phone call makes everything fly; one phone call makes chickens fly and eggs fly; one phone call brings everything to you; manager, tell me what to do!

15. The days of harmony and wealth have disappeared, and the era of witty remarks has disappeared without a trace. Shadow, the hard work of the hoeing day in the afternoon, no matter how hard it is to meet, when happiness is mixed with blessings, in fact, I can only wish you success in your work!

16. I secretly surfed the Internet at work, and the boss panicked and I was pregnant. The jumping rabbit bumped into me, I picked up the mouse and hurriedly closed the window. Unexpectedly, the leader shouted: Get up!? Let me steal some food!

17. One day, a colleague had nothing to do, so he took Playing with magnets in hands. The leader saw it and reached out to take it. There was a "pop" sound, and the magnet was attracted to the leader's ring. The leader left in embarrassment.

18. When his son did something wrong, the father who was a lawyer asked: Is there anything else to explain? What you say now will become evidence in court; then the wife who was the judge said: Baby Son, just say it boldly, I will acquit you no matter what.

19. One night, Xiao Wang was about to drive a taxi home when he suddenly saw someone waving in front of him. When he got there, he realized it was a naked man and kept staring at him. Naked man: Haven’t you seen it? Xiao Wang said: No, I was wondering where you got the money from?

20. It’s hard work, and the salary is too little. I had to work overtime last night, and I looked back at my job too haggard. The flower branches in front of the window should still be there, but the color has changed. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like stock trading with a full position in PetroChina.

21. Moonlight is not a dream. You can always succeed if you don’t want to do anything. Working overtime is not difficult as long as your boss likes it. The bonus is a bit far away. piece.

22. My current life is to get up, eat, catch the bus, work, work, eat, and still work, working hour after hour. Can the boss increase my salary? The boss said: Yes, can you sell me the remaining hours?

23. Editor’s reminder dialogue: A: You have to remember what you said. B: What did I say about me? A: You said you would cut off your fingers if you didn’t give me the manuscript. B: I have already become a monk, and worldly affairs have nothing to do with me. B: Let’s meet again in the next life. A: I have your mobile phone and ID number. I will report to the police when the time comes and say that you are a habitual offender and ask the police to take you to submit your papers! B:?

24. There used to be a company in which there were I am a boss. The boss has a wish. He hopes that the company will become stronger and stronger. The boss has a group of employees and hopes that the salary will increase. If my wish can come true, I will realize the boss’s wish. Dear colleague, if you dare to talk to the boss Having said this, I wish you a bright future!

25. Working people must know that a happy life depends on creation. I wish you not to be afraid of four things at work: first, not afraid of hardship, second, not afraid of tiredness, third, not afraid of trouble, and fourth, not afraid of speculation. Dare to work, dare to venture, dare to create.

26. Work is like a big mountain, and you and I are that foolish old man, still working as porters; a hundred years later, the mountain is still the same big mountain, and your and my descendants are that foolish old man, still working as porters. Porter, after a thousand years, the mountain will still be the same mountain... God, I can't stand it anymore, please help me move this mountain away.

27. When employees go to work: they have to do things themselves, and they have no right to tell the secretary to do it; when they have nothing to do, they are told by the secretary to do it; when leaders go to work: they don’t have to do anything, but they have the right to tell the secretary to do it; when they have nothing to do, they have the right to ask the secretary to do it. Its name is official. Alas, why is the gap so big? After thinking about it, it is not easy to have a job, it is best to just accept the situation as it comes!

28. Soldiers must be good soldiers if they want to be marshals; workers must be leaders if they want to be He is a good worker; a wage earner is a good wage earner if he wants to be a boss; the marshal said: When I become the emperor, you can become the marshal again. The leader said: When I get promoted, you can take over my job. The boss said: If you become the boss, what should I do? You should just go it alone.

I said: I'd better become a monk, and you don't have to worry about me.

29. One day, the leader was having a meeting, and a colleague below was dozing off. While the leader was talking about the Three Represents, this colleague woke up. Just listen to him talking to himself: "Do you have me among the three representatives?"

30. I am in a hurry on the way to work, lazy when I work, I see my boss pretending to be good, and when he is fetching food Who dares to compete with me!

31. A friend jokingly said that he works at Samsung. He explained it this way: when you get up in the morning, there are stars in the sky; when you are tired during the day, there are stars in your eyes; when you get off work at night The sky is full of stars again? This is dedicated to the tens of millions of migrant workers in China.

32. New rules in the workplace: You can leave early at work, get drunk immediately after get off work, salary will be increased every month, and qualifications will be improved step by step. The boss is no longer complaining, the wife is no longer worried, life is sweet, and happy times are long and joyful!

33. The limousine is carrying a big boss. When we passed an area with poor public security, the boss, who was afraid of death, said to the driver: "Recently, the public security is not good and there are many kidnapping cases. Let's switch. You sit in the back and be the boss, and I will be the driver."

34. First line: Pretend to be stupid, pretend not to understand, and come to work diligently. Second line: Calm down and forget about the wind and rain, and live peacefully. Hengpiao: Essential Code for Employees

35. Today my boss told me to work overtime. I sighed: I can’t say goodbye to overtime forever, so why not say goodbye to overtime forever? The boss walked a few steps and said, come back quickly, come back quickly. , have a good rest and get a raise tomorrow. Funny classic sentences about work 2

1. At a banquet, the boss's front door zipper was unzipped but he didn't know it. His female secretary discovered it. Due to the presence of guests, it was inconvenient to say it directly, so he reminded the boss that :?Boss, your garage is open. ?The boss is confused? Oh, have you seen my BMW? ?The female secretary replied: ?No, I only saw 2 broken tires. ?

2. One day, the manager came down from the workshop and saw a man working hard, so he said to him: "Good job, I was just like you before." ?The man also smiled at the manager and said, ?You have to work hard too. I was just like you before. ?

3. I have to be late for work in the morning and run quickly without breakfast; I am so hungry that my colleagues laugh when I hear it; I have to do my work seriously and carelessly; my boss is very satisfied with it. Saying to you: Increase! Increase!

4. Workplace tragedies are roughly divided into 4 levels: the first level is working overtime to make money. There is no extra pay for overtime work at the second level. The third level is to work overtime and make extra money during holidays. Level 4: No extra pay for overtime work on holidays. If you are at level 4, I can teach you the ultimate trick, fire the boss!

5. In order to live, I fight alone; in order to make money, I work hard day and night; in order to make money, I work day and night . Life finally took a step forward, but the boss said: "Go back, the company is bankrupt." ?

6. A buddy in the company was interested in a beautiful accountant from the finance department, and he kept pursuing her. He paid his salary in one day, and deliberately left the salary on the accountant’s table. The beautiful accountant said to him when he was about to go out: ?Your salary!? This guy turned around and smiled: ?No, it’s your salary!?

7. I treat the company as my home, my desk as my bed, and I go to the toilet when I wake up. When you are hungry, go to the canteen. Don’t say that I am unreasonable. In fact, I am called a workaholic! Haha

8. The customer asked the waiter: Why does my soup have no taste at all? It is just boiled water. ?Waiter: ?This is the regular soup. It is given for free, ah? Oh? Sorry, I haven’t added the soup yet?

9. Time can be wasted, and the salary cannot be saved in the pocket, but happiness can be The whole family is together, working overtime is never allowed, no one is willing to work hard for you, I don’t dare to complain for the sake of the boss, I say I feel at ease in the face of work, I wish you success in the workplace.

10. There is no “one fund”, no “three insurances”, hard work and no money; working eight hours, overtime without pay, a tiring day makes you upset; busy day at work, busy at work every day, still poor My colleagues are like tigers, and my leaders are like wolves. It’s a pity that I, a sheep, have no one to rely on.

11. It is not easy to enter the workplace. I hope you will be more plain, more tolerant, more tolerant, more diligent, more confident, more strong, more happy, more serious, Every detail and unity is a great honor.

12. I love you for work, I love you like a fish loves water, I need you all the time; I kiss you for wages, I kiss you like a mouse kisses a mouse pad, and I stick to you from ear to temple. Dear? Husband and I? (work salary), I will love you forever, until the fish dies, the sea is broken, the sea is dry, the computer is out of power, and the reimbursement rots!

13. Brother, you are the most handsome in our state-owned enterprise workplace! Look at it You: You have a face with Chinese characters, speak in Chinese, and sing the national anthem. When you were a boy, you were the flower of the motherland; when you grow up, you are the pillar of the motherland; sir, you are a first-class national treasure in the Palace Museum? Hahaha!

14. Xiao Ming chatted during work hours, The manager asked Xiao Ming: Should we be down-to-earth in doing things, or should we show off our words? Xiao Ming said: One phone call makes everything fly; p> 15. The days of harmony and wealth have disappeared without a trace. The era of witty words has disappeared without a trace. The hard work of the hoeing day in the afternoon is no matter how hard it is to meet. When happiness is mixed with blessings, in fact, I can only wish you success in your work!

16. Moonlight is not a dream. You can always succeed if you don’t want to do anything. Working overtime is not difficult as long as your boss likes it. The bonus is a bit far away. piece.

17. My current life is to get up, eat, catch the bus, work, work, eat, and work again, working 18 hours out of 24 hours. Can the boss increase my salary? The boss said: Yes, can you sell me the remaining 6 hours?

18. Editor’s reminder dialogue: A: You have to remember what you said . B: What did I say about me? A: You said you would cut off your fingers if you didn’t give me the manuscript. B: I have already become a monk, and worldly affairs have nothing to do with me. B: Let’s meet again in the next life. A: I have your mobile phone and ID number. I will report the crime when the time comes and say that you are a habitual offender. I will ask the police to bring you to submit your papers! B:?

19. One day, the leadership was having a meeting, and there was a colleague below. Taking a nap. While the leader was talking about the Three Represents, this colleague woke up. Just listen to him talking to himself: Do you have me among the three representatives?

20. I am in a hurry on the way to work, lazy when I work, I see my boss pretending to be good, and when he is fetching food Who dares to rob me! ;