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Bao Gong appeared.

1. Bao Gong appeared.

In the Ming Dynasty, a bizarre serial case happened in Mingshui County.

Early this morning, Zhao Yan, the magistrate of Mingshui County, suddenly received a report that Suozhen, a river supervisor, had died at home. When Zhao Yan heard the news, he didn't even wear clothes, so he ran to Sophomore and got on the bus. Let's go That Suo Zhen is not a big shot, but his brother Suo Lei is the magistrate's adult and Zhao Yan's immediate boss. The sheriff's brother died in his jurisdiction. Can he not panic?

When Zhao Yan arrived at Suofu, he saw Suozhen's head fall to the ground and blood spilled all over the floor.

Suozhen's face is full of fear, as if she saw something she shouldn't have seen. Suozhen was with one of his concubines last night, and that concubine is still shivering. Zhao Yan asked Yu Ji what happened at night. Her lips kept trembling, and it took a long time to say two words: "Bao Gong!" "

Zhao Yan frowned. What does this have to do with Bao Gong? Lee Teng-hui said while watching the vegetative reaction with his eyes. . Yang Gang, the head catcher, handed me another thing, a token. This token was used in the court trial of the government, and the word "Bao" was written on the back, which actually came from Baogong Temple.

After a while, the princess came to her senses and said to Zhao Yan: When they were sleeping last night, a tall figure suddenly flashed out in front of the bed, and they couldn't see clearly in the dark. Before I could understand anything, I heard a loud roar: "Be bold and seek truth, this official is Bao Zheng, Kaifeng Prefecture, and your crime is unknown to our court. I will judge you tonight, but you haven't confessed yet! " That man turned out to be Bao Gong! Mingshui County trusts Bao Gong the most. Suozhen trembled when he saw Bao Gong. When she saw Bao Gong, she was scared to death. She was scared to death. Later, I don't know.

Zhao Yan listened. I was waiting anxiously for the bus when suddenly a girl appeared behind me. I was startled by her. I didn't even feel it when she showed up. It seems very quiet. The girl is wearing a white dress. She looks beautiful and white. Bai is the whitest girl I have ever seen. I think maybe she put on too much powder. Who knows what it would be like without makeup? Before I could ask for details, someone came to report that something had happened to Baogong Temple. Zhao Yan immediately took people to Baogong Temple.

Mingshui County is near Chen Zhou. It is said that Bao Gong was here when Chen Zhou released grain and solved many cases here. Mingshui people worship Bao Gong the most, and the temples in the county town have the largest incense and the most prosperous incense, so it is Bao Gong Temple. On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, people go to Baogong Temple to burn incense.

When Zhao Yan went to Baogong Temple, he saw the video of Baogong's trial. Bao Gong, who was in front of the case, was holding several boxes in one hand and stroking his beard in the other, and his face was awe-inspiring. In a package on the box, there are some keepsakes. Next to the statue of Bao Gong, there are three spears of dragon, tiger and dog, all of which are modeled after Bao Gong's plays. Now, the veil of the tiger-headed spear has been lifted, and there is blood on the blade, and the blood is still fresh.

Zhao Yan was lost in thought: Did Bao Gong really do what happened last night? But I soon found the idea ridiculous. Bao Gong has been dead for hundreds of years. How can he come out again?

On the second day after Suozhen's death, the county magistrate Suolei came to the county government, furious with Zhao Yan, and demanded that Zhao Yan solve the case within one month, catch the real murderer and avenge his brother, otherwise he would be relieved of his county magistrate position.

How dare Zhao Yan neglect and try his best to solve the case? However, the case was investigated for several days, and no clues were found. The princess died again, and the death was the same as that of Suozhen, and it was also beheaded.

The deceased, named Haigui, was a litigant who often dealt with yamen. Next to the body of the returnees, there is also the indictment written by him. I know all the crimes and situations I have committed over the years. The token of Baogong Temple was also found at the scene of the murder, and the curtain cloth of the dog-headed spear of Baogong Temple was also uncovered, with blood on it.

Less than ten days after the death of the returnees, another person died like the first two. The third victim's name is Yuan Qing. He is a punk, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. Next to the body of Yuan Qing, a small bludger, although there is no charge, there are money he stole and cheated, as well as fake shares he cheated by gambling-the spear of the head of a dog in Baogong Temple, which was once again dyed red with blood.

In this way, in less than a month, three people were inexplicably beheaded in a row. The situation was exactly the same, and they were all related to Bao Gong. At this time, people outside are already rumored that Bao Gong has appeared. Bao Gong saw what the three men had done, and they were tried in the evening. Zhao Yan is determined to catch the real murderer as soon as possible, get to the bottom of the case and return the truth to the people.

Step 2 pretend to be a real person

"You don't believe it?" The girl Gherardini said. Since all these cases happened at night, Zhao Yan demanded that Yang Gang, the arrested police officer, lead the police officers to patrol everywhere at night, and he could not be distracted for a moment. Catch suspicious people as soon as you see them. Yang Gang is very hard. He has to handle cases during the day and patrol everywhere at night.

For several nights, Zhao Yan didn't hear anything. On the fourth night, Yang Gang hurriedly reported: "My Lord, I found a suspicious person this time."

Yang Gang said:

These days, he and the officers have been patrolling everywhere, and they dare not blink. Tonight, he was walking with several policemen when he suddenly saw a man walking on the road. He looked flustered with a piece of luggage. He just walked on with his head down. Yang Gang felt something was wrong. Someone came out so late. There must be something wrong. He shouted, "Where, stop!"

The man was not afraid, but when he heard this, he ran away. This further confirmed that the man's heart was empty, and Yang Gang led several officers to chase him down. As a result, they had a hard time catching up with the man. After they caught the man, he kept silent and couldn't ask a word. It seems that he is dumb. Yang Gang thought this man was suspicious and brought him here.

Zhao Yan Ma Shengtang. When the unidentified man was brought up, he was tall and burly with a dark face. Although wearing shabby clothes, Zhao Yan thought this man was unusual and asked him who he was.

But the black man knelt under the hall and looked at Zhao Yan as if he were deaf.

Zhao Yan asked a few more questions, but he knelt in class and said nothing.

Zhao Yan asked the police to search him, and as a result, he found a token of Baogong Temple in his luggage.

Token in hand, Zhao Yan thought, those dead people have tokens around them, and he also has such tokens, and this person must be related to this case. Zhao Yan asked the officers to put him in prison until he was identified.

The next day, Zhao Yan ordered his people to do an investigation in the city. If someone loses it, they will report it immediately.

Within a day, Yang Gang reported that a long-term worker named Ma's rich man said that a long-term worker was lost there yesterday, dark and tall, just like the mute yesterday.

Zhao Yan immediately passed the straight "I have read Zhou carefully. At that time, the street was very quiet, there were no cars, no other pedestrians, and even the police were off work. " In court, I defended it like this. Let's go

Junko came in and described the escaped laborers, just like the black people in the prison. Junko added that this person is Lao Hei, who is from other places and has just been employed for less than a month.

No one left that night without saying a word. Zhao Yan asked Junko, What are the characteristics of Lao Hei?

Junko blurted out, "He talks in his sleep, but he is good at singing opera." Just to say one thing: the long-term workers all came alive with a bang, and they returned to normal with the violent shaking of the computer screen! In a big yard, sleep in Datong shop at night. They lived together for a few days, and everyone found that Lao Hei had a problem, that is, he talked in his sleep and sang in his dreams. When he fell asleep, he suddenly shouted "Mahan of Zhao Hu Dynasty in Zhang Long" and said that people were not good, which frightened everyone. After repeated questioning, he said that he was a rich boy and liked to sing Bao Gong Opera. His family wouldn't let him sing, so he ran out and wandered angrily before he came.

Naturally, people who can sing opera are not dumb, but why does Lao Hei pretend to be dumb in his own court? Zhao Yan thought that he must have hidden something, but he was afraid to say it, so he just played dumb. Zhao Yan didn't say anything, but Lao Hei smiled happily: "Yes, I forgot where he lives. Can you take me to see him? " He's here, but let Junko go back first.

But Junko took two steps and suddenly stopped. Zhao Yan felt that he remembered something and asked him to come back.

Junko knelt down in the lobby again, but said, "I'm afraid adults won't believe you!" " "Zhao Yan said," but it doesn't hurt to say it. "

Shunza went on to say, "I vaguely feel that we always think that Bao Gong's appearance outside has something to do with this old black man."

Junko told Zhao Yan that a few days ago, when Lao Peng was determined to be unlucky and ready to withdraw, a mine collapsed and a worker died. One thing. It's terrible: please keep it! )

Long-term workers know that Longqing is "full", so they ask him to sing a song if they have nothing to do. Everyone has never been to a theater to listen to a play, and listening to Lao Hei's singing is considered as an addiction to the play.

On one occasion, a long-term worker's home was demolished by Suo Zhen and his mansion was expanded. He was homeless and had to complain to his associates.

Everyone is very angry, especially Lao Hei, whose face is black and purple with anger. There is a personal suggestion that it is better to let Lao Hei play back to Bao Gong and kill Suo Zhen in the play! Although no one in this world cares about people like Suo Zhen, it feels good to have revenge. I suggest that after the murder case is clarified, we go back to the old house and continue to have a delicious meal. After dinner, in order to catch the early shift tomorrow, Jing Yun and I decided to go back to the city overnight. Come out, everyone agrees.

As a result, everyone sang a play "Bao Li Tang Suozhen". Old Black shouted "Open the spear-",so he put the needle made of grass together with the spear grass in the hay cutter and gave it a spear.

But the next day, Suozhen really died. A few days later, everyone remembered the evil litigator returnees. Returnees are insidious and vicious, often in cahoots with the rich, turning black and white upside down and letting the poor lose the lawsuit. This man should have died a long time ago. If Bao Gong is still alive, we must not let him live in this world. So, everyone performed a "Bao Nu Hai Lawsuit" in the yard, and Lao Hei ordered the bundle of hay to be cut.

The next day, the returnees also died.

Everyone is wondering how people who play with spears will die. Is it because Lao Hei's performance is too real that Bao Gong of Baogong Temple was moved?

Once again, the long-term workers thought of Yuan Qing. He was full of hooligans. This man deserved to die, so everyone put on a hooligan play.

As a result, Yuan Qing died the next day, and the news that Bao Gong appeared quietly spread outside. Everyone believed it.

Unexpectedly, for the fourth time, everyone thought of Qin Long, the Ming Road Castellan. The old man looked up at the distant villages and fields, and then said, "Before Kyoto appeared, we elves lived in the outside world. With the invasion of human beings, forests have decreased, lakes have dried up and we have been displaced. Desperate elves had to gather in the wilderness to form this village, which is our last home. In order to avoid humans, we also use&; #; Time and space fold in half &; #; Method, concentrate the village on this small piece of wasteland and hide it. " Qin Long has done a lot of bad things, so he should put it under Bao Gong's hay cutter. But when it comes to Qin Long, Lao Hei stopped singing, saying that he had a sore throat, and we'll talk about it in a few days. A few days later, people didn't wait for Qin Long, the old black shovel. Now, hydrangea and Yu Pei are caught by the guards and Zhang Hao respectively, but neither of them belongs to the object of marriage. One is a modern man who travels through the past, and the other is a bodyguard with low status. The two people who received the hydrangea and Yufeng today can go to the princess to receive the reward. Zhang Hao jumped for joy when he heard that he could get the prize. But he ran away quietly.

Zhao Yan listened to Junko and thought for a moment. Suddenly, he smiled, told him to stand down first, and told him not to tell anyone about it. Junko left in a flurry.

Step 3 kill people in your dreams

As soon as Junko left, Yang Gang asked Zhao Yan, "My Lord, can the case be completed?"

Zhao Yan said: "Put on a play at night, and all this will be understood."

At night, the oil lamp in the county prison flickered, and the black old man fell asleep in his cell, snoring loudly.

At this time, a man who covered his head with a half cloak quietly opened the prison door and touched it. He came to the old black side and squatted down. He quietly shouted in the old black ear: "The Kaifeng family is coming!"

Old Black sat up, his eyes still closed, but he said, "Lord Bao, the villain Qin Long knows his crime!" -Is he stupid? How can you talk?

The man said in a rough voice, "I didn't know about your crimes over the years." Don't you want me to judge you if you don't invite them one by one? "

Changqing closed her eyes and said, "I, Changqing, have occupied the bright road. Although I haven't provoked Mingshui people in these years, I have robbed and killed many businessmen passing by, not only robbing silver, but also taking people's lives. I * * * killed thirteen people in recent years, all of whom were innocent. I know that I am sinful and I can't escape this robbery. "

The man added, "Mahan of Zhao Hu Dynasty in Zhang Long, served by the dog head!"

Long Qing was so scared that his scalp was sweating. He knelt on the ground and kowtowed and said, "My Lord, please forgive me."

The man just opened his cloak. It turned out to be Zhao Yan. Some people in the prison also poked a few lanterns. Someone brought a pot of cold water to pour on Changqing's head, and Changqing also opened his eyes.

Long Qing looked at the people in the prison and thought about what he had just said, knowing in his heart that he had been exposed. Long Qing's rice was mixed with * * *, which made him fall into a deep sleep, unable to control his will, and even unable to control his old habit of talking in a dream. As a result, Zhao Yan really asked the truth.

Zhao Yan asked Changqing, "Changqing, why are you here? Still not from the facts. "

Qin Long sighed and said:

Although this Qin Long is a murderous mountain king, he is still an opera fan, especially Bao Gong Opera. Whenever I hear that there is a Bao Gong opera, I will definitely go. A month ago, a famous actor came from the county seat to drink Bao Gong Opera. Here he comes. Bao Gong Opera sang in the county for seven days. He watched it for seven days, and the more he watched it, the more he felt that he could not leave now. I like Bao Gong, but I'm doing something shady. If I put myself in Bao Gong's play, it is a role in the dog's head. What's so exciting about this?

His heart became more and more contradictory, so he decided to give up Lumingshan and be a filial person. After the drama in the county town, he didn't go back to Ming Road, but went to the rich man's house to do long-term work.

Zhao Yan asked again, "Then why did you run halfway?"

Changqing sighed and said, "It's just that those long-term workers insisted that I play Bao Gong, and three people died after three performances. I'm a little scared. It seems that Bao Gong in Mingshui County really works! Later they asked me to sing Longqing's play. How do I do it myself? I ran out, but I didn't expect to escape. "

Zhao Yan said: "Now that the case has finally been solved, you are the murderer of Suozhen, Haigui and Yuan Qing."

Changqing said, "My Lord, cctop, I haven't killed anyone since I arrived in Mingshui."

Zhao Yan said, "You have the problem of talking in your sleep. Do you also have the problem of dreaming and doing things?"

Qin Long said, "I really have this problem. I often do something at night and don't know anything during the day. "

Zhao Yan said: "That's right. You play Bao Gong and kill a person during the day, but the person is still alive, so you think it is not perfect, so you kill the person who killed during the day at night. That's why all those people died overnight, and they all died the same way. You executed them as a trial. Those tokens were also brought to the scene of the murder by you, and the blood on the hay cutter was also smeared afterwards. "

After listening to Zhao Yan's story, Long Qing couldn't help laughing: "What a joke. I, Qin Long, have done evil all my life, but I became a good person in my dream and got rid of evil. " He said to Zhao Yan, "My Lord, Qin Long deserves to die, but Lu Mingshan's brother is innocent. Please don't embarrass those brothers. " After that, he suddenly pulled out the broadsword of a policeman beside him and stabbed him in the chest.

Zhao Yan looked at Changqing's body and sighed and said, "This man is also a man with temperament. He was worried about his brother when he died, but he went the wrong way and became a thief. "

Yang Gang said: "The case can finally be closed, and we can also make friends with the magistrate."

Zhao Yan said, "If this report is made, according to the character of the magistrate, his brother will not die in vain. At that time, the long-term workers of Shunza and the bandits of Lumingshan will all become Qin Long's accomplices, but they will not die alone. "

Yang Gang asked, "My Lord, what should I do?"

Zhao Yan said, "I always feel that something is missing from this case. It's a pity that this long Qing died too quickly and didn't ask clearly. "

The next day, Zhao Yan went to Baogong Temple again. He and Yang Gang watched it separately, but for a long time. When Cui Ying arrived in the hall, the Kim family were all here. Cui Ying went to see the old lady. The old lady put a pair of blood-red jade bracelets on Cui Ying. You can tell at a glance that it is a good jade. I didn't find anything useful. Suddenly Yang Gang pointed to Bao Gong's hand and shouted, "My Lord, look here."

Zhao Yan stepped forward and saw a notebook hidden in Bao Gong's sleeve. Because the cuffs are up, the notebook won't fall off. People usually make pilgrimages, and no one dares to go near Bao Gong, even if they are not found.

Zhao Yan took out the book in Bao Gong's sleeve and unfolded it. That's an account book. The owner of the ledger is Suo Zhen. I remember every description of the construction of this river. At first glance, this is a real account. Suozhen made two accounts when he made accounts, and made false accounts to fool the court. This real account should be left by Suozhen, and it is a top secret thing. It clearly records every sum of money paid by Suo Zhen to supervise the corruption of river workers, and there is also a place to remember the money he gave to his younger brother Suolei.

Zhao Yansong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Yes, have you noticed? The two dead people left evidence. Why didn't Suozhen stay? In fact, he did stay and was put in Bao Gong's sleeve by Chang Qing ―― in fact, even Chang Qing didn't know about it. Now it can finally be finalized. "

4. Bao Gong really appeared.

The January deadline for magistrate Suolei to give Zhao Yan is coming, and Zhao Yan goes to the government office to meet magistrate Suolei.

Soleil calm face, ask Zhao Yan's case?

Zhao Yan said, "Your honor, this case has been solved. This case is indeed a performance of Bao Gong! "

Bao Lei was furious and said, "Those rumors are just what ordinary people talk about. How can you trust them? " . Obviously, you can't solve the case. Take this to prevaricate the official! "

Zhao Yan said, "Xiaguan has evidence." He unhurriedly handed Suo Zhen's hukou book to Suo Lei's hand, but now the hukou book handed to Suo Lei's hand is somewhat incomplete, and several faces have been torn off. Sohler and the ledger gasped together, and the more he turned down, the uglier his face became. Zhao Yan took the opportunity to say, "XiaGuan found this in the sleeve of the statue of Bao Gong. Xiaguan thought that Bao Gong must have spied on Suozhen's private affairs, and that he should have died, so he killed him. Our Mingshui Baogong has always been very effective. "

Sorray threw the account book on the case and said, "Our Suo family is such a scum. Suozhen died and died. I think this case should be closed. "

Zhao Yan excused herself at once.

Out of the county magistrate's office, Zhao arrived in Mingshui County. Yang Gang couldn't hold back and asked, "My Lord, is this case really over?" Does Suo Zhifu really believe in Bao Gong's ghost? "Zhao Yan immediately said," he is in ghosts. People with ghosts are afraid of God, especially God like Bao Gong. "

Zhao Yan said:

Before he gave Suarez the ledger, he deliberately left it incomplete. He tore off half the things about Sori, revealing half. Let him know that his younger brother Suozhen still saved a hand for him, and this younger brother died just right.

Yang Gang praised Zhao Yan's wisdom, but said, "Why don't you use this account book to expose Suolei, a corrupt official? Isn't it another kind of injury? "

Zhao Yan said, "Sore is deeply rooted in North Korea. How can a household registration book take him? " Well, the mission is over, and the brothers went for a drink. White made a face at me and ran away without Wang Rui. Black smiled awkwardly at me and chased white. "Old white, why are you telling the truth! "Roll off the stage? I repeat, people with ghosts are afraid of God. Sooner or later, the Bao guild will appear and kill this corrupt official with a hay cutter. "

Yang Gang asked again: "How can I explain to the people in the county when I go back?"

Zhao Yan said, "Bao Gong appeared! Do you know those long-term workers are going to play the role of Bao? Why did Bao Gong's ghost spread so fast? In fact, all people are expecting Bao Gong's true performance and an honest official like Bao Gong to make decisions for them and clean up all the bad guys. Aren't we doing this to comply with public opinion? "

After Zhao Yan returned to the county government, he issued a notice to inform the whole county that the case was finally solved, which was indeed the revelation of Bao Gong. The three people who died deserved to die, and God didn't wronged them at all. It can be seen that Bao Gong's heroism is still there and justice has always existed. If someone really does evil and makes him look down upon it, he will come out and appear.

Soon, Bao Gong's apparition spread all over the county, and other places were also regarded as anecdotes. Since then, the incense of Baogong Temple has been more vigorous, and people from all over the county have come to Baogong Temple to burn incense. Mingshui county is less evil, probably because it is afraid of the emergence of Bao Gong. The bandits on Luming Literature Mountain also disbanded, probably because they saw the end of Changqing and understood that evil would not last long.

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