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Please find out the words with the characteristics of today's times and explain their meanings.

Khan (1) exclamations, adjectives. Feeling embarrassed, helpless and speechless after being shocked. 2 candidly admit defeat, it is better to sigh. Can be used as a verb.

[variant]: In order to strengthen the chilling shock and fear, it is often alienated into "cold".

Example: ① The landlord has a strong opinion, which is really ~ ah. (2) this can get MM, I ~.

Unlike the first generation of Internet fans in China who are keen on domestic products such as "relying on" and "cutting", the users of "Khan", as a new force coming from behind, are better at "borrowing", transforming imported products into their own use.

[top] English literal translation is up, as a verb. It means to hold up something by force to prevent it from sinking.

Example: Good article, I ~, I ~, let's work together ~.

Born in BBS, the neat arrangement from top to bottom in each forum doomed that the posts lacking support would soon be reduced from the top floor to the foundation. "Top" is undoubtedly the best way to seize the favorable terrain. On the buzzing Internet, if you want to make a difference and make a name for yourself, it depends on how many people are willing to support you automatically and consciously.

[dizzy] ① interjection. Describe the feeling of dizziness after being stimulated. 2 verbs. The instantaneous action of falling down in shock because of unbearable stimulation.

Example: ① Strong writing, I can't understand a word. ② There is not a MM in the original jar, which is the best example of my deconstruction of part of speech. The heaviness of the brain became an emotional sigh on the internet, and we didn't really faint. There are many things that can make people faint: being fired, MM being pried away … but we dare not fall into a coma easily, so we can only pretend to be strong and struggle to face it.

[cut] auxiliary words. Express contempt and disdain for things.

example: ~, you think I don't know you by wearing a vest.

express your dissatisfaction safely and reliably, and get away with it without provoking the other side to fight back. This is the effect of "cutting". Although "relying on" is powerful, it is not easy to master the sense of proportion, and it is easy to leave future troubles. The low profile and hidden effect of "cutting" can avoid the disadvantages in the future.

[Diving] Hiding in the dark in an anonymous manner to hide his identity. Use as a verb.

Example: Everyone comes out to post, and they strongly despise those who are in the jar. Those who report ~ will get a prize.

The "divers" who are indifferent to the news in the forum have never been a minority. In reality, most people are cautious. To avoid doing many mistakes under pressure and get away with office politics, we began to choose to do nothing. Even in the virtual society, we abide by "safety first" and "diving" is reasonable.

[flash] ① the meaning of avoiding and leaving. (2) adjectives, metaphor gorgeous things.

Example: ① I can't hold on. Go on, I'm tired. ②GG bought me a super diamond ring, and I'm excited.

an elegant evasive gesture. In the face of insurmountable difficulties, we are hard to fight and unwilling to bear. The usual choice is to avoid. Different from pure avoidance, "flash" can keep your manners, maintain your dignity and leave gracefully. For disdainful things, we can also show disdain and then walk away. Our attitude towards Sister Furong was once a unified and neat "flash".

[hang] ① the death of the characters in the game. Fail at something.

Example: ① Today, the internet speed is so stuck that it has been ~ n times! (2) playing truant is playing truant, but it's embarrassing to play truant.

The origin of "Gua" is beyond examination, but its popularity in spoken language has indeed reached an unbounded level. Failing the game is called failing, failing the exam is called failing, and even a friend will tell you lightly that he almost died in a car accident today.

[inverted] interjection. It means to express shock at something, which is derived from the lying motion of the body after a major blow.

example: that's ok! ~!

When someone comments after a post and there is only one word "inverted", what do you see? The first thing that appears in front of us is a scene: someone has been hit hard and turned over, perhaps foaming at the mouth. A simple word presents a continuous and vivid visual image.

[Sofa] is the first place to speak in the forum post.

Example: I finally grabbed this post ~!

Snatching the sofa, this mindless complacency, has also become the favorite activity of netizens. People always hide themselves in reality and express themselves in the network. Fun is of course one aspect, but no one can deny that the popularity of the internet and the fame of the geese have brought netizens a sense of accomplishment for no reason.

[fans] transliteration noun. Someone's advocate, etymology comes from Fans.

Example: I am a fan of Jane Zhang.

it is the urgent desire of all people in this era to make themselves cute. Having an idol means having a little pure spirit and good wishes, and "fans" came into being. The ingenious alteration of the word Fans gives fans both a sense of fashion and a lovely pink color.

Chao adverb. The degree of expression is extraordinary and extremely high.

Example: I love the Taipei MRT, which is really convenient.

The usage of "Chao+Adjective/Verb" originated from Japanese. In 198, people first saw "Chao-first-class (chess player)", but after more than ten years, it was regarded as a Taiwanese accent and accepted by young people.

[angry] ① refers to being over-stimulated and losing control of emotions. (2) refers to a sudden burst of strength or make a determined effort.

Example: Everyone knows that Tyrannosaurus loves ~, which makes him almost hidden by the company.

the key to the replacement of "madness" and "getting angry" is the word "soaring", which is as big as a tornado and naturally fierce.

[man show] adjective, pseudo-derogatory. Refers to a person who is incredibly reserved on the surface and passionate in his bones.

Example: Scorpio people are all ~!

[Cheating] ① Feelings are not single-minded, "stepping on two boats", what's more, stepping on more than one boat. 2 Various developments, such as the multi-dimensional development of artists or the job-hopping of white-collar workers, can be said to be "cheating".

Example: You will be discovered by the company sooner or later.

With the exposure of "Zhou Hou Lian" by the media at the beginning of 25, the word "cheating", which is easily mistaken for a dance action, quickly completed the semantic confirmation in just a few months and became the most frequently used and Hot buzzword in the three places.

[Xun] adjective. Of a person or thing is bad.

Example: You're such a jerk. How can you make girls pay for meals? !

"Xun" is a written language that has existed since ancient times. Its poor and incomparable meaning has unexpectedly transformed it into a buzzword and gained a more vivid meaning.

[ye] adjective. Arrogant, slightly derogatory. It can also be used as a commendatory term.

Example: Jay Chou never says ~, he just says hang.

To know what drag is, look at the boastful Beijing men. How to make people feel that you are a very powerful drag, not a very arrogant drag, which is a technical job. It is said that the best state is a little drag, which is called personality; It's not too dragging. It's called wisdom.

[Mad] Radio lia gong, which means angry, can't stand it, going crazy.

example: I have to write a manuscript after staying up all night, and I have to wait.

It's very graphic. When you think of this word, you can immediately associate it with a picture of a man desperately scratching his hair or a crab bared his teeth, which is the most vivid madness.

[pig head] ① a derogatory term, which is stupid to call names; It is also used to describe people who are ugly. ② MMs' nicknames for BF are similar to "silly pig".

Example: You are a total ~!

whether "pig head" is derogatory or positive depends entirely on the user's mood. Although it is swearing, it is more interesting and a bit of a joke than directly calling people pigs. There is a joke that the whole body of a pig, including its meat, skin and hooves, is a treasure, and another person adds that "its name can also be used to call names".

[-ing] verb suffix, indicating the present continuous tense.

Example: I heard that a bonus will be given soon. I look forward to it.

I don't know who had a brainwave at first, and transplanted the usage of the present continuous tense in English grammar into Chinese, and used the form of "verb +ing", such as depressed ing and envious ing, to indicate the action or state that was taking place. This also extends to the use of the past tense, which is used to indicate the action or state of existence that happened in a certain time in the past, such as eating ed (just finished eating). (Yan Yonghe is taken from New Weekly)

Popular vocabulary used by the youth of the times

critical mirror]

Everyone behaves differently in front of the camera. Some people, usually personable, talk about Kan Kan, who is supposed to be outstanding on camera, but it happened that a man in the boss was dizzy-tongue-tied and became a foolish goose. Some people, who are usually unattractive, can shine in front of the camera-especially the mirror. If so-and-so wears a new dress on this day, in order to compliment her, people will often cry out without resentment: Wow, it's so beautiful that it's going to be critical!

[BBS]

Suddenly BBS has become synonymous with Boba. In fact, there is nothing wrong with BBS. It is natural, healthy and sexy. The crux of the matter is that when many male students talk about BBS, there is a dark psychology. In fact, that's what they call beautiful MM, with some sour grapes and some cravings. As for the size of MM, it's not too demanding. Usually, when a beautiful woman who makes the audience shine comes in, the old salted fish will wink at each other: "Look at BBS."

[Grassroots]

Grassroots are relative to petty bourgeoisie. It's the kind of poor children who take charge of their families early. Although their ideals are not worse than others, they read fashionable magazines full of rich legends, but they can't mix themselves up-they earn a little money and are always worried that their jobs will be knocked off. People are not smarter than others and want to be upstarts on the Internet. There is no way-the only advantage is that they can make do with marrying a pockmarked girl. Unlike some people, who only eat meat for two days, they clamor for a dish of wild vegetables to solve their boredom-for fear that people will not know how petty he is.

[Powder]

Even powder is resistant to mud. Seeing this sentence, my parents were confused and extremely angry: nothing good! Definitely not good! Why don't you say good things transparently? It's not good to be opaque! New and new humans disdain: transparency is good? Then you wear perspective clothes. Parents beat their chests and feet: wolf cubs, before they grow up, kick their nests. New and new people are right: Song Dandan Spring Festival party staged a sketch-my name is Wei Shufen-and my parents laughed like that, and I love you very much. No matter how serious it is, it will also reduce the weight after such processing. Sometimes, in order to protect itself, it can also be said: "From now on, it is the silver (person) of mud."

[sauce purple]

How can it be sauce purple? The word sauce purple must be said together. The most punctual is Tao Zi, the host of March 8 in the variety show. His hands are very open, and his small eyes are like lovesickness. He curled his mouth and said, "Look at people's breasts first, how can men be jealous!" However, once sitting in a business carriage, a middle-aged man with five big and three thick actually took a bite of Hong Kong and Taiwan Mandarin: "I don't know how things can turn into sauce purple ..." I was so numb that my goose bumps all fell down!

[IT look]

People in the IT industry dress casually. Jeans, cloth shirts, sneakers ... were originally spontaneous, but in others' eyes, they are a typical IT dress. Even funny movies take this as an example-there is such a dialogue in the movie shaolin soccer: "Kao! Big brother! How have you been recently? Look at you! "

international students/poor students/gifted students]

the words of ridicule on campus. International students naturally refer to those who fail grades; A talented student means that Jiali has a luxury car to pick up at the weekend, and "talent" is also "wealth"; As for poor students, for example, in the first class in the afternoon, student A sitting in the first row fell asleep on the table and snored a little. In this situation, if you meet a spicy teacher, you can't help patting the students on the head with books: please, are you a poor student?

[M friend]

The word mm is somewhat ambiguous. If you don't turn on the electricity after meeting the MM you met online, and you don't turn your head and run after cruel exposure, you can turn into an M friend. For example, Nini is a dinosaur, and Rob was disappointed when he saw it, and he didn't hit on her again. However, sometimes he can play a little intimacy with "I'm in a bad mood today", and Nini can also reply "I can't talk to you, and I'm depressed when no one hits on me". This is M-friend.

[haplessness]

The word "beauty" was very popular for a while, and everyone was called a beauty. For GG, it is "quenching thirst by calling names", and for MM, it is a compliment. However, the number of times that the name is not worthy of the name has increased, and GG people feel very annoyed. It is like getting off the net, and "dinosaurs" will inevitably feel sad and angry when they meet "toad". From then on, when we met, we called "haplessness" and "Beauty" as one sound, so as not to irritate the narrow-minded female blade, but secretly Japanese, which is also a spiritual victory method.

[Mai Ba]

When karaoke in the karaoke room, the most feared thing is to meet Mai Ba, who obviously has a duck voice and grabbed the remote control first, clicking on a long list of ancient and modern Chinese and foreign songs, and then clutching the microphone tightly and singing loudly. If you want to spread such a wheat bully in one night, you must have ear oil when you go out. It's fun if there are several Mc-bullies, and it's also fun to watch them scramble for each other. The boss takes his subordinates to karaoke bars, and he may like such a bully. This kind of person is not weak in robbing business. Be careful if you meet this kind of person on a dating date. This kind of person must never care about others and be in a mess.

[occasional porridge]

New people need a specific circle to speak, in which they can shout "Dear, I like you very much" without causing a surprised expression. Old ladies also have their own circles. In this circle, they lament that there are more and more mistakes in newspapers and magazines, and even "good things" will be wrongly written as "good things".

[Love flu]

Falling in love is contagious. It's really appropriate to call it love flu. Seeing that others are affectionate and good, both of them are right, and it is inevitable to be stimulated. Even if you are not stimulated, you have to passively start looking for a partner. This situation is the most typical among "gregarious" people-schools, societies and companies where young people gather. It is said that at a collective wedding, hundreds of couples went to the suburbs to plant concentric trees, 1 girls were coquetry, and 1 boys were willing to be willing cows, which made the singles in the staff feel on pins and needles-how come no one loves them? Swear to get this done when you go back, and you can't delay any longer.

Where there are people, there is right and wrong, no matter how crowing on the surface. So when you comfort others or yourself, you sigh: People are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not get stabbed? Forget it ...

[Shuaiguo]

When I opened QQ, a stranger came and said that he was "Shuaiguo" and insisted on video chatting with me. I said I wouldn't do it. I'm a dinosaur. This handsome pot is adamant: "Nothing, I have seen more dinosaurs." Ask again, I