Humanoid plant joke

Ghost Blowing Lights: Yunnan Insect Valley

167 is hard to prevent.

I can't help but take two steps back, carrying Yang Ping, who has been in a coma, and the fat man standing in a corner, carefully looking at the opposite person. On the backward "plank road", there was a large group of thick vines rolled down by the other waterspout, all knotted together and fell off the cliff, just hanging on the slate of the plank road.

Because the plank road is almost embedded in the oblique stone wall and far away from the center of the waterspout, the damage is not too great, but it is covered by various scraped things at the bottom of the pool and on the mountain, and it looks unrecognizable, and plants and vines are broken.

In the big funnel of Worm Valley, there are many kinds of plants that have propagated in the extreme shade of the cliff for thousands of years. This time, they have also been greatly affected and hit. The plant that landed near our hiding place is like a thick vine, as thick as a bucket, with many short and thick thorns on it, which is no different from ordinary plants except that it is very big.

Only this thick vine broke a large piece from the middle and made a big cut, revealing a naked half of a woman's body, and her appearance was not bad. She just lowered her head and closed her eyes, motionless, and her skin was like jelly, but it was also green.

Because the plants are green and the women hidden in them are green, we have never paid attention to them. It was not until we were about to leave that the fat man accidentally discovered that we were silently poked by a "woman".

The fat man and I looked at each other and wanted to copy the guy, but now I see clearly that no one knows who that woman is. Is she human? Is that weird? Judging from her appearance, she seems to be just a dead body, but who's body would be hidden in such a thick plant vine? And we are not far away, but the green body has no smell. There is a smell of plants in my head.

I was carrying the wounded, and it was inconvenient to move, so I blinked at the fat man. Let him look at the card. The fat man took the submachine gun, stepped forward and asked mindlessly, "Sister, are you dead?" Still alive? "

The woman exposed from the dense green vines didn't respond. The fat man turned to me and said, "It seems to be a zongzi. Why don't you let her go and let us go our separate ways? "

I didn't think it looked like it, so I said to the fat man behind me, "How could it be Zongzi? You see that woman's body is slightly undulating, as if she is still breathing. " Like sleeping? "

The fat man reached out the muzzle of MIAI and poked the woman. She jumped back in fright and almost knocked me off a cliff. I grabbed the stone around me and asked the fat man what was going on.

The fat man pointed to the woman in green and said trembling, "Khufu Khufu, she ... fucking smiled at me."

I heard from the fat man that poking that woman with MIAI would make me laugh. Are there really monsters in the depths of this forest? But my heart moved, and I thought, could it be that thing? If that's the case. Then Yang Ping Coe is doomed.

So first put Yang Pingxian down from her back, let her lie flat on the slate, and went to the old vine with the fat man. I observed the woman carefully. She had no hair and eyebrows, but her facial features were intact, her chin was pointed, her neck was thin, and her breasts were towering. In any case, she is a beautiful woman, but her skin color is a little scary.

Looking down, this woman has no legs, or it can be said that she is wrapped in this foaming old vine, and her legs have been integrated with this plant, which is difficult to separate from each other. When I touched her with a sapper shovel, the woman's expression changed immediately. I knocked on her mouth and turned out to be laughing.

The fat man was startled by this woman just now, and then he came to his senses and said to me, "This is probably not a person, let alone a zongzi. Do you remember that thing we heard when we were children, Khufu? "

I nodded and said, "Yes, you will laugh if you ask this. I didn't realize there was such a thing in the world. An old commander of our military region saw it with his own eyes. When the Red Army was trapped in Liangshan during the Long March, Liu Bocheng went to form an alliance with Xiao Yedan, the leader of the Yi people. At that time, some Red Army troops were separated. They have seen such a thing in Yishan. "

This young and beautiful woman is the meat cup, a rare and exotic plant, which only exists in such an extremely cool place as the ancient wall and deep cliff. All plants with the essence of soil and gas will look like people, but after thousands of years of old ginseng, they are just five senses, and this wooden cup is so lifelike that it is worthy of the name. This humanoid wood is difficult to estimate.

I said to the fat man, "I heard that the Red Army soldiers thought it was Shan Gui, so they cut it with broadswords. As a result, Shan Gui's wound shed a lot of juice and gave off a strange smell. As a result, they cooked and ate ... they called it Cui sweet potato and told them that it was a wooden cup. I guess it's also a wooden cup or something. "

The fat man said, "Oh, if it's a wooden cup, it's worth more than ginseng. What should we do, dig it out and fight it back, instead of solving it on the spot? "

I said to the fat man, "Now you're carrying a big bag of funerary wares and I'm carrying Yang Ping. Where are you going to get extra things? It is said that this thing has the miraculous effect of detoxifying and improving intelligence, but I don't know if I can pull out the ptomaine of a thousand-year-old body discovered. Besides, you see this old vine is broken. It has lost its source of nutrients and will wither before tomorrow. I think it's better not to mention it, just eat it. "

Fat people are so hungry that they can't wait for me to say this. He waved the sapper shovel and sank with it. He first cut off an arm of a wooden cup, pursed it in half and handed it to me. He said: "The headless body of the king, wrapped in that rotten meat, will catch up at any time. If it is not cooked like the revolutionary martyrs, we will eat it raw. "

I picked up the half-arm wooden cup and saw a clear juice flowing out of the cross section. It smells really cool. I licked a little juice with my tongue. I felt a little sweet at first, but later I felt that my mouth was full of rich sweetness and the taste was very special. Then I opened my mouth and took a big bite. It was crisp and cool. I don't know if it's because I'm hungry or because of this wooden cup.

The fat man next to me is between three mouths. I have bitten off half of the arm of the wooden cup, wiped my mouth and swung the sapper shovel to cut the rest. The wooden cup was chopped several times. Its body seemed to tremble slightly, as if the pain was unbearable, and then it didn't move.

When we entered the cave from the Temple of the Mountain, Ben brought food for about three days. But before I entered the Yin Palace of the ancient tomb, I was almost eaten by that fat man. Putting all your eggs in one basket all the way consumed a lot of physical strength. I was so hungry that I finally found something to eat. Now I gobble it.

I chewed a few mouthfuls at random, and I felt cold and the hunger in my stomach was alleviated. Yang Ping is in a coma. I took a large wooden cup, cut several holes with a paratrooper knife, held her nose and poured it on her face. There is a layer of gloomy corpse gas. At this time, I drank some cool fruit juice from wooden cups, and the layer of corpse gas was obviously reduced. My heart is full of joy, and this life is taken back.

Shuang cut several more wooden cups. Wrap the wound with sticky rice, greet the fat man, let him drop some useless things in the bag, and put all the remaining wooden cups in a sealed bag to take away. This place is not suitable for staying long, so he must leave at once.

The fat man picked some local tyrants and threw them on the ground, and put the remaining half of the wooden cup into a sealed bag. I took Wang's head and stuffed it into my satchel. If I am cornered again, I must get rid of it first. I can't ruin my life here for the "dust bead" protected by this fat body.

In this way, we delayed for seven or eight minutes, but finally we ate something and regained some energy. I looked at the deep pool under me. It seemed dark green, but my intuition told me that it was just the calm before the storm. If we don't get rid of the corpse hole completely, it will never end, so we carry Yang Ping and climb up along the line with the fat man to continue our escape journey.

The fat man said to me as he walked, "This trip to Yunnan is indeed a life-threatening job, but I also got some tangible things that will last them for several years after I go back."

I said to the fat man, "Your bag contains the jade letter we found in the back hall of the Heavenly Palace. Although there is no secret, it must be urgent, and the bronze mirror that suppressed the bronze coffin is also of great origin. Maybe it's an antique from the pre-Shang and Zhou Dynasties. These things are unusual. You'd better keep your mouth shut, including before I find out the secret.

Speaking of the funerary wares found in the tomb of the king, I subconsciously touched my satchel, remembering that besides the head of the king, there are many black rings dug out of his hand, which should be the most valued object of the king, even second only to the "dust beads", but what is this used for?

Confused thoughts were interrupted by the loud noise at the bottom of the valley, and the harsh sound of nails scraping the wall came up intermittently along the stone wall. The sound is getting louder and louder, and it rises quickly. I know this is not good. It's still far from the end of the plank road, so it's definitely too late to run. I hurriedly looked around, trying to find a reliable terrain cover, only to find that our position is not far from the gourd hole on the cliff.

The corpse hole at the bottom of the pool is very close. I think time is pressing, and there is no other way out except the advanced gourd hole. So I took out Yang Ping's flying Tiger Claw and hooked it to the rock wall. I tied Yang Ping to my back with a powerful safety bolt commonly known as "quick hanging", tore off the thin steel chain of the Flying Tiger, stood on the convex point that could stand on the anti-inclined cliff, and climbed up the gourd mouth step by step.

As soon as I entered the gourd cave, I found that the water level here had dropped a lot, and shiny bodies were everywhere. They are all hideous dead people. Must have been unable to stand the thin oxygen in the cave and retreated to the depths. This hole is safe for the time being.

I immediately put down Yang Ping, fixed the climbing rope with the quick hook, and hung it down to meet the fat man. He is afraid of heights. If he doesn't meet him, he can't climb up.

But when I looked down, I was awed. This is the first time I have clearly seen the corpse hole. A mass of rotting corpse is hazy, which can cover almost half of Tankou. Probably because it's just the body of Aconitum, not like the legendary five senses with heads, but there are several huge black holes on it, like the nose, mouth and eyes before, especially two relatively dark holes, one big and one small, which should be meat and cheese.

The expanding "corpse hole effect" is by no means generally comparable. It has almost no weakness and can't be resisted at all. Once met, it will be sucked into the "gap" between life and death. I quickly called the fat man to get on the bus, and the fat man knew how powerful it was and quickly climbed up.

Just when the fat man was two meters away from the mouth of the cave, I suddenly heard a really harsh cry from the air. My eyes were black, and a huge "vulture owl" rushed at the fat man from mid-air. I can't shout. "Carved owl" is a kind of flat-haired animal, which is the most bitter among wild animals. That night we killed one in the jungle with a submachine gun, but I didn't expect this one to hide in the valley regardless of the sky.

I pulled the rope in my hand, and it was too late to turn around and take the gun. It's a miracle that the fat man was hung high in the air and could climb up with a rope. There was no room to fight back.

Just then, the "vulture owl" has swooped down from the air to the fat man's eyes with a gust of wind. Fortunately, Comrade Wang Kaixuan also experienced a severe test of struggle. Do or die, I can still remember to shrink my stomach and bow my head to avoid the claws like steel hooks, but the fat man's head evaded, but the backpack on his back was caught by the claws.

The vulture owl is an air killer in the jungle. Its claws are extremely sharp, sharper than a steel knife, and the waterproof backpack in the sail is immediately torn from top to bottom. Some items in it, including jade books and ancient mirrors, fell from the air.

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Text 168 meet in a narrow way

The box-shaped treasure letter of red ancient jade draws a bloody light in the air. Before I could see it clearly, it quickly fell into the rising corpse hole below and disappeared instantly.

I stood on the spot and didn't regret and complain because I lost this important jade letter, but at this moment, my mind flashed, and faintly, I had guessed what the secret was in the jade letter.

Suddenly, I heard a bang from under the hole of the gourd, and then I suddenly came to my senses. I remembered that the fat man had not climbed up, so I quickly bent down to meet him. I found that the impact just now turned out to be a failed "vulture owl", so I circled half a circle in mid-air, and I jumped again from the shady place. The fat man hung on the cliff, and the only one with bullets was the Chicago typewriter.

The head and neck of "Diao Xiao" was caught red-handed by fine steel's shovel, and the bone was broken, like a big kite with a broken line, and it also fell into the "corpse hole". Fat too hard, the body also follow carefree. He almost broke all three climbing ropes, quickly threw away the sappers' shovel, saved the rope, desperately lifted his face, and closed his eyes and didn't dare to look at the situation below.

I shouted his name at the mouth of the cave, woke him up, tugged at the rope, exhausted my strength to suck milk, and the fat man himself threw caution to the wind, climbed hard and finally pulled him up.

As soon as the fat man climbed into the hole, he immediately sat down to wipe his sweat. Obviously, he hasn't recovered from the high-altitude fright just now. I once checked his backpack, and there was less than half a bag left in it, mainly some wooden cups in the sealed bag, and two explosives left after the explosion of Tianmen. Everything left on it is gone, including the unused cyclone.

I took out the explosives and prepared them for use at any time, then sealed the cracks in my backpack with tape and temporarily fixed them with clips. At this time, where is the mood to care about gains and losses? I lit the tactical spotlight, shouldered Yang Ping, patted the fat man on the shoulder, and made a little appeasement, so that he quickly followed me to retreat to the depths of the dark "gourd hole". When a corpse hole devours a huge object, the speed will obviously slow down. Maybe it's a big, half-dead bug in the hole

Fat man gritted his teeth and stood up, grabbed his submachine gun and backpack, and asked me as he ran, "I said, Commander Hu, what's wrong with you today? You seem to be a different person? "

Yang Ping on my back woke up from a coma at this moment. I don't know if the wooden cup played a role, or the deeper the oxygen, the stronger it is. She is still too weak to speak. I am most worried that she has been in a coma, which is the most dangerous, but I am also worried that she suddenly woke up just to shine, but I didn't have time to stop to see her injury. I am utterly confused. I didn't catch what the fat man said, so I just turned around.

The fat man said, "according to your usual temper, losing so many important things must be harsher than winter, and scold your mother." Why didn't you say anything this time, but you were as amiable as your mother? This really makes me a little unaccustomed. "

I said, where are you? You used to pick on me, but when have I ever criticized you? Isn't it persuasion and education all day long? Besides, I think what you said is just the opposite. Didn't you claim to be angry and point fingers at thousands of people? What happened just now was so sudden that none of us were responsible. Without breaking our arms and legs, this is the greatest victory.

Besides, all the other funerary wares are valuable, but it doesn't matter. As long as we are alive, we have plenty of opportunities to make money. Of course, the two most important things, including ancient mirrors, are definitely good things, but it is not impossible to remember the appearance, go back to Beijing to inquire, and look for it later.

It suddenly occurred to me that there must be a so-called keel gobbledygook in it, just like the one handed down from Yang Ping's family. It is recorded in the gobbledygook Qishan, Feng Ming, that the keel was found in Heishui City, Xixia, and disappeared after the crash of the transport plane when it was unearthed in Gutian County. It should be the same content.

Moreover, it is related to Shirley Yangjiachuan's keel gobbledygook, which was unearthed in the dark room deep in the hidden cave of the empty tomb in Heishui City, Gutian County, and was not found in any tomb. It seems that this kind of keel gobbledygook can't be used as a burial object of the tomb owner, which may be influenced by the ancient values and world outlook.

Keel gobbledygook has always been ouchi's treasure house. If the content inside is just a legend of "Qishan in Feng Ming", it should never be hidden so secretly. There must be something else hidden in the secret text of this gobbledygook, which probably records the origin of "Yingchenzhu" or the way to grow into a fairy, but there must be other ways to interpret it, not that Professor Sun has never told us, or even himself.

These thoughts have sprung up in my mind, but I naturally don't have time to tell the fat man at this moment. I just want him not to think too much. At present, he just obeys orders and listens to commands.

The water level in Hulu Cave has dropped a lot. It seems that the water system at the bottom of the cave has been diverted with the change of the earth vein. Where there is no water, many smooth rock layers are exposed, so we can choose where to stay and run deep. There are more and more people on the ground and female corpses as pupae. Some places are like trekking in the sea of corpses, but we have never seen a living person from beginning to end.

We are getting deeper and deeper, and our hearts can't help trembling. Is it because of the drastic changes in the earth vein that the environment of this cave has changed and everyone has died? But this high oxygen concentration should be related to the "moon". Are those people lurking in the depths, waiting for the prey to be delivered to the door?

There was a sharp noise behind him, and there was no retreat at this moment. Even though we know that the furry enemy is lurking in front, we must bite the bullet and go in. Fat man and I walked and prepared weapons, and there were few instruments that could be used to attack. I said to the fat man, "We really ran out of ammunition and food this time, which is even more difficult than when the Red Army was in Jingshan. There are just too many fucking officers and men.

There was a loud noise around, very dense. From up and down or so, countless white wriggling bodies emerged from the darkness. Finally, a large number of people appeared, forming an arc encirclement. We were psychologically prepared for this, and were killed by them or swallowed alive by the corpse. Almost, our backs sank. Today, either the fish died or the net was broken.

Listen, the sound of the body cave is just a few meters away. Fat man and I willy-nilly, rushed in and sealed the group of people who were coming up into a camp. Suddenly, there was chaos behind us, and the people who dodged slowly were swallowed up by the corpse hole.

These people don't know how sharp the corpse hole is, and they are attracted by the rancid smell of this rotten meat. They opened their huge pink mouthparts and jumped one after another. Before the fat man and I took the opportunity to clash, a few sporadic people approached us, but before they jumped on our side, they were all bombarded by the fat man with MIAI bullets.

The cave became a mess. We ran for a long distance, and heavy armor jingled in our ears. The giant worm wearing dragon forest demon armor is writhing and struggling to hit the wall. People who have been staying in the depths of the cave are all flushed with hunger, but a huge "Huo-style undead insect" lies nearby, and all of them eat by the nozzle except where there are real leaves.

This kind of "Huo's immortal worm" has no central nervous system, but its whole body is a network nervous system. Even if it is bitten beyond recognition, it can still live, and after a long time, it regains its strength and rolls around like a carnivore bitten by a big ant, trying to get rid of those who don't bite.

Our escape speed was forced to slow down because we had to avoid the giant worms and the people who fought together. At this time, the corpse hole behind the meat box was desperate, devouring countless people and chasing after them.

We fled to the left of the Hulu Cave. On the right is a huge copper beetle and a large group of people. The body hole is covered from the left, and we have no place to hide anymore. It's time to use the last trick. Let's reach out and find the head of the king and throw it behind the "Huo-style undead".

As expected, the "corpse hole" immediately turned around and moved to the right of the "gourd hole", just stopped by a large group of insects, and the speed suddenly slowed down. Seeing a genial smile, I rushed over, picked up the king's head and continued to flee to the depths of the cave.

This time, with a large number of creatures in the gourd cave, we temporarily stopped Guo from chasing aconite meat. Next time, nothing can stop it. Even if it is 10 thousand reluctance, we should give up this head that may contain "dust beads", leave our lives first, and then try to make other plans.

Before walking a few steps forward, the fat man didn't see it. His foot tripped and he fell to the ground. A large group of people suddenly appeared from the dark and surrounded us.