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Famous marriage sayings

1. Marriage sometimes needs conflict. A marriage without conflict is as unimaginable as a country without crisis.

2. At a certain age, you will understand that maybe after a long marriage, love will die in the grave of marriage, leaving only obligations and affection.

3. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, wouldn't love be come to a bad end?

4. You don't have to wait until you can't stand it. You should leave, and you will thank yourself for your kindness and wisdom in the future.

5. Marriage is like a bridge that connects two completely lonely worlds.

6. When a woman wants to make you happy, you may not be happy, but if a woman wants to make you miserable, you will definitely suffer.

7. I changed my mind before I got married. The one you brought is mine, and the one on me is you. It's you and me who are buried.

8. Open your eyes before getting married, and close one eye after getting married.

9. Some people say that finding someone you like in love and finding someone you like in marriage are all one-sided. Lovers don't like themselves. What is there to love? How can a wife spend her life if she doesn't like it?

1. Love doesn't need to be taught by others. When you really meet the person you like, you will know how to love.

11. Men have the idea of getting married after their career failure; Women have the idea of marrying a man when his career is successful.

12. Marriage is not a lottery ticket you bought. Even if you don't win, you can't throw it away.

13. Marriage is a lifelong career of husband and wife, which needs to be managed with efforts. It is only after the husband and wife have crossed the difficulties again and again that marriage becomes richer and more meaningful, which makes it more precious to grow old together, and it also exudes her real charm.

14. Marriage is also a mature performance, which makes me understand the price of meat and rice!

15. Marriage is a very high idea, and its solution requires us to make a lot of efforts and creative activities. It is difficult for people who are not physically and mentally healthy to shoulder this burden.

16. The occasional betrayal of the body can be forgiven, but the long-term betrayal of the mind cannot be tolerated. Sometimes it is difficult to be confused, and sometimes it is necessary to make a decisive decision. This is the great wisdom of marriage.

17. Six kinds of "extreme" men cannot be married: extremely selfish men; An extremely philandering man; A man who is extremely masculine; An extremely stingy man; An extremely loose and lazy man; A man with extreme Oedipus complex.

18. Marriage is a keyboard with too many orders and rules; Love is a mouse, and it works at all. Men are more important than the host, and memory is the most important; Women are like monitors, and everything can be seen.

19. Love promotes marriage, friendship strengthens marriage, and affection protects marriage.

2. Do you know why men are more attractive after marriage? I'm telling you, it was given out by my wife.

21. Eighty percent of modern women's evaluation of each love affair depends on their own beauty and ugliness and clothing price at that time.

22. In the eyes of the mother-in-law, the daughter-in-law is always an outsider.

23. Love is like ice cream. No matter how you avoid it, it will eventually melt.

24. Marriage without love is immoral, and marriage with love is unrealistic.

25. Love and marriage are like picking up shells. Don't pick up the biggest and most beautiful ones. Pick up what you like best and what suits you best. Besides, don't go to the beach again when you find it.

26. In a happy marriage, everyone should respect each other's tastes and hobbies. I think that two people can have the same thoughts, the same judgments, the same desires, and the most ridiculous thoughts.

27. Don't treat impulse as love. If love was only once owned, then why do so many people look forward to eternity?

28. An unhappy marriage is like a hell. You can't have peace of mind if you have a lifetime of chicken fighting against goose. On the contrary, if you choose a satisfactory spouse, you will be harmonious and happy for a hundred years.

29. Marriage is the essence of our complete life. Without it, our life is fragmented.

3. Two people have been together for a long time, and such feelings are no longer pure love, but the heaviness of being integrated into life.

31. There is no love with transaction, only marriage with transaction. Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

32. Love must be the premise of marriage, and cherishing it is the necessary obsession to join hands.

33. If there is a marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

34. Marriage is a piece of porcelain. It takes a lot of trouble to do it well, it's easy to break it, and it's troublesome to pick up those pieces. Therefore, we should keep in mind the usual prompt on the packing box: "handle with care, don't put it upside down."

35. Marriage is: an optimist woman marries an optimist man and finally becomes two pessimists.

36. Marriage is based on love, attachment and respect.

37. Women will keep a door of opportunity for every man, but they won't give every man a key to the door of opportunity.

38. Only when you love each other can you have a marriage, and a marriage with love will be happy. Marriage is sacred. Please be sure to think clearly when you walk in.

39. The special charm of marriage lies in dialogue. It lies in the permanent dialogue between two people about everything between heaven and earth. This dialogue can only be broken by death.

4. Marriage is like a storm haven, and it is often a storm in the harbor.

41. Married men and women are all "overjoyed" and "looking out".

42. A truly successful person is one who has the wisdom to "build a warm and happy family".

43. Don't think that men are really afraid of their wives. That's because we are well-cultivated and we respect women! If you women mistakenly take men's fear of their wives seriously and push your nose and face, you will be mistaken into a minefield!

44. Some marriages are like oranges, which one is sweet when peeled off; Some marriages are like coconuts, and there is not much sweetness in the big shell.

45. In marriage, everyone has to pay the price and take something back. This is the law of supply and demand.

46. A woman who strives for freedom through marriage will always find that marriage makes her lose more freedom.

47. Romantics buy books about love; Realists buy books about marriage; Utopians buy books about love and marriage.

48. We all need to update our knowledge and study the mysteries of the sexes. Of course, love still exists, but men and women have different understandings of love, which is romantic in women's eyes and practical in men's eyes.

49. The success of marriage depends on two people, and one person can make it fail.

5. Divorce is the best way to solve wrong love and wrong marriage.

51. Marriage is the grave of love, and marriage is the shackle of freedom.

52. Don't blindly follow the door of marriage. Marriage is responsible, and going in and out casually will inevitably put you in a dilemma.

53. The secret of a successful marriage lies in treating a catastrophe as a minor accident, not a minor accident as a major disaster.

54, indeed. There should be secrets between two people. It's hard to be transparent. As long as you can control yourself, what's wrong with a white lie?

55. The man who abandoned me without loving me saved me from a more embarrassing marriage disaster than breaking up in love.

56. A woman's gentleness is the most lethal weapon.

57. Marriage is different from love. Love has only two people and one world, but marriage has many people and the whole world. Love can afford to lose, but marriage can't.

58. The end of infinity is not love, but love is limited and ends in betrayal and infidelity.

59. Be patient, and endure that the relationship between husband and wife is a little dirty, and the marriage is not clean, either here or there.

6. It is desirable for a woman to marry a woman.

61. Husband and wife have the kindness of the same flesh and blood. If they love, they are close. If they don't love, they are sparse.

62. When a man admits his mistake, he usually just doesn't want to quarrel, and he doesn't really feel that he is wrong.

63. Don't make excuses for your indulgence! Holding back is a lifetime of happiness! Can't help but just a beautiful story, and then there will be a lifetime of pain!

64. Modern couples have three psychological misunderstandings: they only pay attention to the small world of husband and wife and ignore each other's big family; Always want each other to act according to their own thinking and habits; Take it for granted that the other party is their own completely private property.

65. Women can't do a good job because they can't talk about love; However, men who can't do a good job can't talk about love.

66. If you like a cool man, it means that there will be big problems in the future, and he will be too cool to talk to you.

67. Modern couples have three psychological misunderstandings: they only pay attention to the small world of husband and wife and ignore each other's big family; Always want each other to act according to their own thinking and habits; Take each other for granted as their own completely private property.

68. If you get married, you'd better not live with your parents. Your living habits are really poor!

69. The closer the positions of the two sides are, the longer the chess game will take. This kind of position includes factors such as knowledge, cultivation, personality and even birth.

7. To live is to fully enjoy life. Although there are many disappointments in life, happiness can always be found in any bad environment, and troubles are self-inflicted.

71. Should there be personal privacy between husband and wife? My opinion is: there should be-the privacy of the other party should be respected; There shouldn't be too much de facto privacy.

72. In fact, marriage is a joke that makes you crazy.

73. Why do you seldom see the legendary everlasting and touching love story in your life? Because such feelings are very precious, are precious things so good to see? Are gold and diamonds easy to see?

74. People will never be satisfied and will always struggle in the mud of desire. How many people can understand the truth of contentment?

75. Don't get married for responsibility. You know, it is the most irresponsible to marry someone who doesn't love them. Even if it made the other person sad at that time, it was better than making him sad for several years or even a lifetime.

76. Only by giving true love can you have a clear conscience: if you are worthy of love, you will have no regrets.

77. If marriage is at the expense of freedom, it must be painful.

78. In a truly happy marriage, friendship must be combined with love.

79. Marriage is like a partnership between two people, and we must work together to manage it, but we also share the profits.

8. Some marriages are like coconuts, and there is not much sweetness in the big shell.