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What does continuous peak mean?

Question 1: What does the Japanese word "Jue Ding" mean? [山の] The top of the mountain, the highest peak; [The top] the pole, the summit; [The highest] limit.

The top of the mountain/ The top of the mountain.

The top of the scenery/The peak of prosperity.

The top of the mountain/The top of the mountain.

The top of the reputation/The peak of prosperity. The highest reputation.

Extremely excited/Extremely excited.

Extremely proud/Proud in the spring breeze

Question 2: What do two consecutive sentences in ancient poetry mean? Two adjacent poems.

There are many verses in ancient poetry that express profound philosophy. Please write two consecutive sentences:

Example: Thousands of sails are passing by the side of the sunken boat, and thousands of trees are springing in front of the diseased tree. . The mountains and rivers are full of doubts and there is no way, and the willows and flowers are dark and the flowers are bright in another village. You will be at the top of the mountain, and you will have a panoramic view of the mountains. People have joys and sorrows, and the moon waxes and wanes. Viewed horizontally, it looks like a ridge and a side looks like a peak, with different heights and distances.

Question 3: What does stream of consciousness mean? Please explain it in plain language. If you have time, you can read "One Hundred Years of Solitude" and "Like Water". "Years", this is a representative work of stream-of-consciousness novels in "Foreign Literature". The entire storyline is the flow process of the owner's conscious thinking, which means that the entire novel was completed by the author alone in his memories, and is a series of manifestations of human conscious thinking.

Question 4: What does "hacker" mean in the network? When it comes to hackers, they are always so mysterious. In people's eyes, hackers are a group of extremely smart and energetic young people who are dedicated to deciphering various passwords in order to secretly and without permission break into the computer systems of governments, enterprises or other people, and peek into other people's privacy. So, what is a hacker? Hacker, derived from the English verb hack, means "to chop, chop", and by extension means "to have done a very beautiful job". In early MIT campus slang, "hacker" meant "prank," especially a prank that was clever and technically sophisticated. In Japan's "New Hacker Dictionary", the definition of a hacker is "a person who likes to explore the mysteries of software programs and increases his personal talents. They are not like the vast majority of computer users who only understand the rules specified by others." "The narrow part of knowledge that we understand." From these definitions, we can't see that it has too derogatory meaning. They typically have advanced knowledge of hardware and software and the ability to dissect systems through innovative methods. "Hackers" can make more networks more complete and secure. They aim to protect the network and use improper intrusion as a means to find network vulnerabilities. Another type of intruder is those who exploit network vulnerabilities to compromise a network. They often do repetitive tasks (such as cracking passwords using brute force methods), and they also have extensive computer knowledge, but unlike hackers, they aim for destruction. These groups become "hackers." Of course there is also a type of person who is somewhere between a hacker and an intruder. It is generally believed that hackers originated in the MIT laboratories in the 1950s. They are energetic and keen on solving difficult problems. In the 1960s and 1970s, the word "hacker" had a very positive connotation and was used to refer to computer enthusiasts who were independent thinkers and law-abiding people. They had superior intelligence and devoted themselves to computers. Engaging in hacking activities meant intellectually exploiting the maximum potential of computers. Free exploration has made great contributions to the development of computer technology. It was these hackers who initiated a personal computer revolution and the current open computer architecture, breaking the previous situation in which computer technology was only in the hands of a few people, pioneering personal computers, and proposing "computers for the people". They are heroes in the history of computer development. The basic techniques that hackers use today to invade computer systems, such as password cracking, trapdoor opening, backdooring, and Trojan horse placement, were all invented during this period. The experience of engaging in hacking activities became an integral part of the resumes of many computer industry giants.

For example, Steve Jobs, one of the founders of Apple, is a typical example. In the 1960s, the use of computers was far from widespread. There were not many databases to store important information, and there were no issues such as illegal copying of data by hackers. In the 1980s and 1990s, computers became more and more important, and there were more and more large databases. At the same time, information became more and more concentrated in the hands of a few people. Such a new era of "enclosure movement" has aroused great resentment among hackers. Hackers believe that information should be shared and should not be monopolized by a few people, so they turn their attention to information databases involving various confidential information. At this time, the computerized space has been privatized and has become the property of individuals. Society can no longer leave hackers alone, but must take action and use legal and other means to control it. Hacking activities have taken an unprecedented hit. But hackers and corporate managers are now increasingly asking hackers to teach them about computer security. Many companies and government agencies have hired hackers to test the security of their systems and even design new security procedures. After two hackers successively discovered flaws in a credit card shopping program designed by Netscape and announced them to the business community, Netscape fixed the flaws and announced a competition called the "Netscape Bug Grand Prix" for those who discovered and found the flaws in the company's products. Hackers who exploit security vulnerabilities can receive a $1,000 reward. There is no doubt that hackers are contributing to the development of computer protection technology. 2. Hacker attack. Some hackers often adopt several methods, but what I want to say is that a good hacker will never attack others casually. 1) There are three ways to obtain passwords: One is to illegally obtain user passwords through network monitoring. This method has certain limitations, but is extremely harmful. The listener can often obtain all user accounts and passwords in the network segment where they are located. Passwords pose a huge threat to LAN security; second, knowing the user's...gt;gt;

Question 5: Silently asking what humor is, can it be cultivated? How to develop a sense of humor? The best way to develop a sense of humor is with jokes. First listen to other people telling jokes, and then collect jokes widely. Of course, the jokes you collect must be those that have made you laugh. Once you have collected enough articles (at least a hundred or more), you can then classify them, study them in detail, and try to figure out the artistic conception. Be sure to find out the laugh points of each article, as well as the way to deal with the jokes (the so-called "sharp turns"). If possible, memorize it and try to repeat it to someone in your own words, and then observe the other person's reaction as a reference for self-correction.

Regarding telling jokes, there are four points to note:

1. Don’t listen to a joke twice - no matter how good the joke is, it will feel boring the second time you hear it.

2. Jokes cannot be explained - they can only be understood. Too much description will make it boring.

3. Don’t give the other party too high expectations - the most taboo thing is to start with this: "Today I am going to tell you the best joke in the world...".

4. Don’t laugh before others laugh – you must “laugh after the world laughs”

Once the joke is told smoothly, you can start to “satire”; compare with the joke , satire needs more refined language to show its characteristics of "quick", "accurate" and "ruthless". Of course, in addition to the person being satirized, satire can also bring joy to everyone. The material for satire comes from two major categories:

1. Different experiences - for example: childhood memories, different likes and dislikes... etc.

2. Challenge taboos - politics, sex, physical defects, personal image or traits, authority...etc. As for the ways of sarcasm, there are many different ways to do it. As long as you fully master the "sharp turn" technique and use the most concise language to respond quickly, accurately and ruthlessly, you can "kill wind, fire, thunder and lightning, kill "Destroy demons". Commonly used methods include: direct attack, homophones and different characters, continuous pursuit, overt praise and covert derogation, and making false claims in the east and attacking in the west. Practitioners must work hard to get to the next level.

After mastering all the techniques of satire, the mastery of language will definitely be able to reach an extremely concise and accurate level. For the practitioners themselves, with their reaction, sensitivity, and ability to grasp key points, Wait, you will definitely reach a state that is not easy for ordinary people to reach. At this time, you can enter the realm of "silence is better than sound at this time."

In the realm of "silence is better than sound at this time", shrugging shoulders, blinking eyes, and curling lips can all connect with people's minds and make people enjoy the fun; at this time, practitioners , to paraphrase a martial arts novel, he is already a "super master"!

The practice of humor has reached the highest level, when humor has broken away from the technical level and has been sublimated into an attitude towards life (or a outlook on life). At this time, he (she) can see the interest in everything, and can put himself or herself in a happy state at any time. No matter where he or she is, he or she can make good friends and spread laughter. During the Qing Dynasty, the humorous and talented Jin Shengtan was sentenced to death. Before the execution, he gave the executioner a red envelope. When the execution was completed, the executioner opened the red envelope and saw that there was only a note inside with four big characters written on it: "What a fast knife!" ”

A person who is so humorous that he can see through life and death can be said to have achieved enlightenment!

Humor can be combined with various new knowledge through imagination, and you can easily create many humorous ideas, but the most important thing is to understand what humor is. In my understanding, the original humor was actually when public figures had some accidents in public places that easily made the media make a fuss about it. At that time, they used ingenious expressions and transformation methods to turn the dilemma into reality. I remember that former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and the famous musician Handel both showed their extraordinary humor. Humor can show personal magnanimity and on-the-spot wit.

We must understand that true humor is not just about telling jokes, but about capturing the "feeling" between people, and this feeling. The story of "Entertaining Parents in Colorful Clothes" in Twenty-Four Filial Piety is about an old man in his sixties who, in order to be filial to his parents who are in their eighties, dresses up as a child every day and tries to please his parents by singing and dancing. This is how he can let go of his posture. ; And if an office manager is relaxed and humorous from time to time, his performance will definitely be higher than that of a supervisor who lectures his subordinates with a straight face every day. This is also a way of letting go.

As long as you are willing to put down your dignity, whether it is between friends, between parents and children, or between husband and wife, people will feel that it is pleasant to get along with you, and then there will be a good relationship of "pleasuring others and pleasing yourself" Interaction, this is why I encourage everyone to use more humor in daily life, so that life will not be so boring and people can get along with each other more relaxed and happy.

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Question 6: Who are Sun Wukong’s sworn brothers? Sun Wukong sworn six brothers. They are: the Great Sage Pingtian's Bull Demon King, the King of the River's Dragon Demon King, the Shanding Emperor's Lion and Camel King, the Tiannan Overlord's Wild Elephant King, the Ninety Thousand Yunpeng and the Six-Eared Macaque.

Question 7: Does anyone have a brief introduction to Su Shi? Su Shi (1037-1101) was a writer, calligrapher and painter of the Northern Song Dynasty. His given name was Zizhan, also given the name Hezhong, and his nickname was Dongpo Jushi. Han nationality, from Meishan, Meizhou (now part of Sichuan). Together with his father Su Xun and his younger brother Su Zhe, they are collectively known as San Su. He is an all-rounder in literature and art. His writing is unbridled, clear and fluent. Together with Ouyang Xiu, he is called Ou Su, and he is one of the eight great masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. His poems are fresh and vigorous, good at using exaggerated metaphors, and has a unique style in artistic expression. Together with Huang Tingjian, he is called Su Huang. He was a bold and unrestrained school and had great influence on future generations. Together with Xin Qiji, he was called Su Xin. He was good at calligraphy in running script and regular script. He was able to create his own ideas. His brushwork was rich and ups and downs, and he had an innocent taste. Together with Huang Tingjian, Mi Fu and Cai Xiang, he was called the Fourth Song Dynasty. He is a scholar of painting and literature, he likes to paint dead trees and strange rocks, and he advocates spiritual resemblance in painting. His poems include "Seven Collections of Dongpo" and his poems include "Dongpo Yuefu".

"Red Cliff Ode", "Shizhong Mountain Story", "Drinking the First Sunny and Later Rain on the Lake", "Nian Nujiao? Chibi Nostalgia" Su Shi (January 8, 1037 - August 24, 1101), courtesy name Zizhan, Also named He Zhong, nicknamed "Dongpo Jushi", and known as "Su Dongpo" in the world. Han nationality, a native of Meishan, Meizhou (now Meishan, Sichuan, Meishan City in the Northern Song Dynasty), and his ancestral home is Luancheng. Famous essayist, calligrapher, painter, poet, poet and gourmet in the Northern Song Dynasty. Su Shi

was the second son of Su Xun (Su Xun's eldest son died in infancy). In 1057 (the second year of Jiayou), he and his younger brother Su Zhe became Jinshi. Su Shi, his father Su Xun, and his younger brother Su Zhe are collectively known as the "Three Sus". Father and son are among the eight great masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. Historical records record that Su Shi was "more than eight feet and three inches long, and he was as broad as the sea." Su Shi was 21 years old when he became a Jinshi. During the Shenzong period, he served in Fengxiang, Hangzhou, Mizhou, Xuzhou, Huzhou and other places. In 1080 (the third year of Yuanfeng), he was framed for the "Wutai Poetry Case" and was demoted to Huangzhou as deputy envoy of Tuanlian. He spent more than four years in Huangzhou and cultivated wasteland on the east slope of the city, so he called himself "Dongpo Jushi". , known as "Su Dongpo". After Zhezong came to the throne, he served as a bachelor of Hanlin, a bachelor of imperial examination, and a minister of the Ministry of Rites. He also went to Hangzhou, Yingzhou, Yangzhou, Dingzhou and other places. In his later years, he was demoted to Huizhou and Danzhou. Amnesty returned to the north. He died of illness in Changzhou on the way and was buried in Jiaxian County, Henan Province. He was posthumously named Wenzhong Gong. One of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties