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Write a composition on the topic of the dialogue between the characters of the Three Kingdoms.
1. Lu Bu and Buddha's Light
(One day, the Buddha turned into a mortal and found Lu Bu)
Buddha's Light: impatiens, I heard that your martial arts is the first in the Three Kingdoms. Let's have a game.
Lu Bu: Just you? Dare to compare with me? Let's go
(In only three rounds, Buddha's Light defeated Lu Bu, but Lu Bu refused to accept it. Once again, it was a big defeat. )
Buddha Light: What's the matter, Lu Bu's son? Can you believe it?
Lu Bu: Father (clothes), my father (clothes), my adoptive father, please accept my son's worship (after saying this, there are N heads ringing).
Buddha's light: . . . . . . .
2. Buddha's Light and Cao Cao
Buddha's Light: Meng De, you have had a good life recently. You are both the Prime Minister and Wang Wei. But I heard that your reputation is not very good and your motto is not very good. What is your motto?
Cao Cao said, "I would rather blame the world than me."
Buddha's Light: It is a good man to know his mistakes and correct them. Now I'll give you a chance to be a good person. Will you change it?
Cao Cao: No change.
Buddha's Light: Oh, well, in order not to let you be a "heavenly person", you should come with me to be a "heavenly person". (Say that finish, he took Cao Cao away. It is not difficult to understand why Cao * * * suddenly challenged. )
3. Buddha Light and Zhuge Liang
(The Buddha heard that Zhuge Liang lived in Longzhong and was a talented person, so he became an ordinary person to visit him. )
Foguang: Is Mr. Wolong at home?
Extremely: Mr. Wang is resting in his room. Please take him to wait.
The Buddha waited for an hour, but Kong Ming didn't get up, and he was impatient. )
Foguang: I said, get up, why are you still sleeping?
Zhuge Liang: Rest, rest for a while. I thought to myself: You should take care of me, and you want to take care of me when you take care of me. )
Buddha's Light: Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die? (Say that finish, turn round and then walk. So Zhuge Liang only lived in his fifties and died.
4. Zhou Yu and Buddha Light
Zhou Yu: My husband is famous for his contribution, and his contribution is famous for his life. I will be drunk for my life, and I will be drunk to madness. . . . . . (It is a song that Zhou Yu drew his sword and sang at the banquet in the TV series "Heroes Will Get Jiang Gan")
Foguang: Boy, that's crazy. I said Zhou Yu, since your wish has come true as you said, your birthday is over.
Zhou Yu: Well, I'm not afraid of death. It's just, it's just that if Zhuge Liang doesn't get rid of it, it will be a catastrophe for Dongwu in the future. . . Born from Yu, He Shengliang. . . Why is Kong Ming immortal?
Buddha's Light: I tell you, lest you die miserably-in fact, Zhuge Liang's nickname is "Pig (S) Zhuang" and Brother Pig (Zhuge) Zhuang. . . . Pick two paragraphs at random
2. Ask for an essay "and read the composition of the college entrance examination: Is the red rabbit dead?"
The College Entrance Examination Composition Honesty —— The Death of Red Rabbit
original text
In the 26th year of Jian 'an, in 22 1 year, Guan Yu left Maicheng, was defeated, was captured, refused to surrender, and was victimized by Sun Quan. Its mount, Red Rabbit Horse, was given to Ma Zhong by Sun Quan. One day, Ma Zhong went to the table: Red hare fasted for several days and was dying. Sun Quan was frightened, so he called on Boshi, a famous man in Jiangdong. After being Bole, this man is said to be proficient in horse language. Ma Zhong led Bob back to the house and went to the trough. He saw Red Rabbit lying on the ground, sobbing. Everyone is puzzled, but Bo likes to know. Bo sent these people away, stroking their backs and sighing, "In the past, Cao managed' the tortoise was alive' and' the old horse crouched, aiming for a thousand miles'. Martyrs are full of courage in their twilight years. I know you miss General Guan's kindness and want to study underground. However, the White Gate Tower in Lv Fengxian was killed that day. I didn't see you so dependent on each other. Why don't you kill yourself today? "Red hare hissed and sighed," Try it,' when a bird is dying, its song is also sad; When people are dying, their words are very good. "I was lucky to meet Mr. Wang today, so I can tell you my heartfelt words. I was born in Xiliang and was later acquired by Dong Zhuo. This man was arrogant and killed Shaodi and Wolong Bed. He is really a Chinese thief, and I hate it. " Bo Xi nodded and said, "I heard later that Marotta proposed to dedicate you to Lu Bu, who is the bravest general in the world. Everyone said,' Lu Bu is in the crowd, and Red Rabbit is in the horse pile.' I think it is worthy of your ambition. "Red hare sighed:" It's not fair. Lyu3 bu4 this person is the most treacherous, killing Ding Yuan for honor, stabbing Dong Zhuo for beauty, taking Xuzhou for Liu Bei, marrying Yuan Shu, and beheading his marriage envoy. Being as famous as such a dishonest person is a great shame in my life. Later, he returned to Cao Cao, and his men were like clouds, but no one was a hero. I'm afraid I'll only be humiliated by slaves and die in the gutter. Later, Cao Cao gave me to General Guan; I have seen Hulao Pass's military courage and kindness on the White Gate Tower, and I have admired him for a long time. General Guan saw my great joy and thanked Cao Cao. When Cao Cao asked why, General Guan replied, "I know this horse travels thousands of miles every day, but it is a good thing now." . If I know where my brother is tomorrow, I can see him in a day. He is so honest. As the saying goes,' husband and wife fly far with birds, and the quality of people is high'. Dare I not pay for my death? Bob was very happy and sighed, "Everyone says that General Guan is an honest man." What I heard today is true. Red hare cried, "I have tasted the lofty meaning of not eating Zhou Su Boyi and Shu Qi. Jade can be broken without damaging its whiteness, and bamboo can be broken without destroying its knots. Scholars die for friends, and people live for sincerity. Am I willing to eat my vegetarian food and live in the world? " With these words, he fell to the ground and died. Bo Xi burst into tears and said, "How can people be inferior when things are like this?" "After sun quan. Quan also cried: "I didn't know Yunshang was so honest. Now this loyal man has been hurt by me. How can I see the whole world? "After Sun Quan's decree, Guan Yu and his son were buried with Red Rabbit.
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That's probably what it means. I recommend it for your reference.
If I write my composition online, there is nothing new.
This is similar to the feeling after reading it. For a certain person, or at a certain time, use the dialogue situation to infer the thoughts of the person at that time, and then use your own point of view to oppose or polish, effectively attacking the thoughts of hostile forces.
Pay attention to have your own ideas, starting from a subtle angle (capable of recommending ideas), or following the crowd, supporting Liu to demote Cao, stressing benevolence and righteousness, and stressing the Han Dynasty. As a summer homework, it is no problem to hand in your homework. For example, the topics of Dialogue with Cao Cao and Dialogue with Han Emperor are similar. . . . . However, if you want to practice your pen, I suggest starting with it. )
I hope you can pull through. I've been dragging my feet on my composition recently. . Hey, it's summer vacation. What are you doing?
3. Senior high school wrote "Hot and Cold" with "Dialogue with Three Kingdoms" or "Hot and Cold"
Life is like a glass of water, sometimes it's cold and sometimes it's hot, but the plain life is neither cold nor hot. You add the ingredients in your life, and you can control the heat.
Life constitutes life, and life needs cold and heat. Without heat and cold, this person's life is meaningless. Heat is the sunshine that winter gives you. It dispels the cold in your heart and brings the warmth like spring. And people just need the existence of heat in winter, and people become meaningful and energetic in the cold. If there is no heating in winter, you will be eroded by the cold, won't you? In trouble, it is the magic lamp that guides you to success. Winter is the spiritual material that supports your exercise. However, it also has weaknesses. When spring comes, it disappears. People have forgotten who helped them in the coldest time. It's unknown heat radiating alone! People will only remember it next winter. Living in the world, the four seasons are the dividing line, marking the arrival of cold and heat. At the moment when the summer heat passed away, the summer heat did not forget to remind his friends of the arrival of cold. Yes, for the arrival of hot summer, people reawaken the cold in memory-
The function of cold is opposite to that of heat, but the purpose is the same-to serve people and the sun is burning on the earth. It is you. When people are fighting against the earth, you come here without interest. A rainstorm is your first way to get rid of people's boredom. What did you get? You have the greatness of your mother. You melt a heart, but it condenses into flawless snow. You have strong perseverance, people are afraid of sunshine, but you are not. You test people and kiss the skin of every dark person with your body. You died in silence, yes, you were abandoned in the golden secret.
Hot and cold is an indispensable part of life, often abandoned by people, but often desperate to help others. People always remember you when they need you, which is why you are so good.
A cup of warm water, which nobody pays attention to, is the boundary between cold and hot. It sends away the cold and welcomes the heat, and it is tireless year after year. But this is only a moment's action. Hot and cold constitute a colorful life, but they also need plain foil. No matter how bright the safflower is, it also needs the foil of green leaves. If we can become colorful in the ordinary, then you will add a color to your life.
You can control the heat and cold, but please don't forget them, and forget the thousands of people who serve you and me in Qian Qian, because they have made a colorful life and brought countless changes to you and me.
4. I closed the book gently, reminiscing about the contents of the book, recalling the inner elegance and the lively and lovely people. I suddenly feel happy for these two girls. They live in two warm families under the care of their parents. How happy they are.
A breeze blew, I closed my eyes, enjoyed the coolness and remembered every word in the book ... I don't know how long it took, but I opened my eyes and found myself in another world. I stood on the road, and several people were not far from me. Looking closer, I saw a couple dressed simply and a couple who looked noble and rich, with two girls beside them. Only one person looked angry, and the others froze.
Suddenly I remembered the last scene in "Poor women are sweet and rich women are cute". Look at those people carefully. They are really alike. At this time, the girl with long shawl hair and beautiful clothes put away her dull expression and walked to the park alone.
Four adults didn't respond, and the angry girl ignored her. I ran after him.
"Wait!" I stopped her! "Who are you?" The girl blinked her beautiful big eyes and said. "Excuse me, are you from Xinxiang?" I asked.
"Yes!" "Great, Xinxiang, I want to ask you a question." "Please say it!" She smiled.
"Are you angry with what Karen just said to you?" I asked eagerly. "How do you know so much?" Xin Xiang asked doubtfully.
"Don't ask, just say it!" "All right!" She sighed meaningfully and said, "Actually, there is nothing to be angry about. If you think about it from another angle, Keren is a spoiled girl living in wealth. Poverty is very far away for her. Now, she lives in poverty and she can't accept it. At this time, the first person she thought of must be me, because I exchanged everything with her, different lives and different parents. This is understandable by ordinary people! " I was stunned by Xinxiang's words. I never dreamed that Xinxiang would be so generous. Xinxiang saw me standing there, smiled and patted me on the shoulder and said, "You have to understand that life is not as simple as you think. There is not only love, but also embarrassing things and inevitable misunderstandings. How to understand and overcome, have a broad mind, don't haggle over every ounce! " Say that finish, she left, I looked at her back, remembering her words, my mind was empty.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew and a few grains of sand blew into my eyes. I rubbed my eyes. When I opened my eyes, I found that I was already at home. At this time, I seem to know a lot.
5. I want to write a 600-word composition on dialogue between historical figures, and I am anxious to write the composition. When I was in primary school, I first saw the story of Zhuge Liang's "shooting an arrow by borrowing a straw boat" and really admired him.
After that, I opened the Romance of the Three Kingdoms with great interest, admiring Zhuge Liang's "astronomy above and geography below" and looking forward to meeting him. One night, the clock went to 9: 15, and I was sleepy and came uninvited.
The black words in the book began to blur-I don't know how long it took, and an outline appeared in the hazy sight. I seem to have been drugged and suddenly woke up. It's not mom and dad standing in front of me, but Zhuge Liang with a fan.
I stood there as if I had forgotten to scream in surprise. For a while, I came to my senses.
Zhuge Liang shook the fan in his hand, smiled gently at me and asked my name. "Leaves."
I answered softly. He listened and said, "Do you know who I am?" I almost blurted out, "Zhuge Liang."
He smiled and said, "Then I will test you. Do you know some stories about me? " I thought for a moment and said, "Liu Bei has visited the thatched cottage. Please come out of the mountain." After that, you were moved by Liu Bei's behavior and promised to help him conquer the world.
You also made a trick up your sleeve for Liu Bei, making Sun Quan lose his wife and his soldiers. "Zhuge Liang nodded and was very happy.
I went on to say, "Zhou Yu came up with a series of tricks to kill Liu Bei, but you cracked them one by one, so that Zhou Yu, who was narrow-minded and angry, passed away ..." Zhuge Liang was surprised by my memory. I said I didn't have to look at the Romance of the Three Kingdoms when I was searching on Google. Zhuge Liang smiled and said, "It seems that you have learned a lot! Now, I want to test you with a debut question. " I suddenly woke up a lot when I listened.
"I'm sure you've heard the story of a grass boat borrowing an arrow!" I nodded and said I knew you would start with the story of "borrowing an arrow from a straw boat". Zhuge Liang went on to say, "If you were a counselor, how would you predict the change of wind direction?" "As long as I turn on the computer and go to the national meteorological website, I can take in everything in a glance about the meteorological conditions all over the country.
The prediction of wind direction is more obvious. Zhuge Liang said, "It turns out to be so simple that a small square box can know so much."
"That's not all! It turns out that everyone needs to rely on flying pigeons to deliver books or ask messengers to convey them, which inevitably takes a lot of time and even delays some things that need urgent notice. Now, you only need a mobile phone or telephone to talk to others directly. Do you think it is convenient? " Zhuge Liang was amazed and filled with emotion: "Technology has changed life! In different times, it is really the case every year.
Ye Zi, life has become so convenient, but the life of studying is still as hard as ever. Maybe you don't need the ancients to study hard for ten years, but you still have to pay a lot of sweat to reach the peak of victory. "I listened, nodded, bowed their heads and thought for a moment, and then looked up to ask Zhuge Liang some questions, only to find that he had disappeared.
6. Dialogue with characters in famous books I admire celebrities and often read books about them. On this day, I was watching The Romance of Three Kingdoms. Watching, I seemed to turn into a laser and came to Zhuge Liang's door.
I just saw Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang coming out of his house. Obviously, Liu Bei successfully invited Zhuge Liang to be his military adviser, and the two of them talked and laughed.
In a blink of an eye, I arrived at the "empty city" and saw Zhuge Liang playing the guzheng leisurely on the wall. I saw Zhuge Liang wearing a purple sand dress, wearing a white towel and holding a rosefinch feather fan. Against the backdrop of the guqin, it is quite fairy. Looking at Cao Jun's army at the door, this is a huge contrast. I couldn't help worrying about the danger of opening the city gate like this, so I stepped forward and asked, "Mr. Zhuge Liang, although I already know the result, I'm still a little worried." I saw Zhuge Liang calmly say, "Don't worry, kid. Although Cao Cao has many soldiers, he thinks he is proficient in the art of war. When I open the gate, he will definitely think there is an ambush and dare not come. Zhuge Liang has always been cautious. Opening the city gate now will definitely make that Cao Cao wonder. Moreover, if Cao Cao really comes, I will still be at the door. When I see Cao Jun coming, I will. If it is really high, it is really Zhuge Liang!
Suddenly, my eyes blurred. In a blink of an eye, I came to a big ship again. I saw the fog around me. Looking into the cabin, it was Zhuge Liang and Lu Su. As soon as Lu Su saw me, he immediately stood up and said, "Who are you and how did you get in?" Zhuge Liang smiled beside him: "Nothing, it's one of our own." After careful reflection, it turns out that this plot is a straw boat borrowing arrows. I asked, "Mr. Zhuge Liang, why do you think Cao Cao can shoot arrows on the boat?" "Ha ha," Zhuge Liang smiled. "Cao Cao is suspicious by nature. I just used a little trick to force Cao Cao to shoot an arrow. " At that moment, suddenly, I was in a blur.
Toss your head, the original book has turned to the last page.
7. Write a composition of 1000 words entitled "My Day with Heroes of the Three Kingdoms". There are many books I like to read, and Romance of the Three Kingdoms is one of them. Whenever I read the article "Empty City Plan", I always think: How did Zhuge Liang use the empty city plan to repel the enemy? I'm confused. At this time, an eight-foot-long man, wearing a black scarf and a crane, walked out of the article in high spirits. He is Zhuge Liang.
I stepped forward and said excitedly, "Hello, Mr. Zhuge Liang. I admire every battle you win, especially the empty plan. " Zhuge Liang said, "I don't want to take risks either. At that time, there were 150 thousand Cao troops, and we only had a few thousand weak soldiers, so we had to make this plan. "
Hearing this, I asked, "Then why did Sima Yi retreat without a fight?" "Ha, little friend, this is' know yourself and know yourself, and fight every battle'. Sima Yi thought I was always cautious and never took risks. Seeing the scene up and down the city, I thought there would be an ambush in the city, so I retired. "
"Mr. Zhuge Liang, you must have read a lot of books to understand so much knowledge." "Of course, as long as I have time, I will read all kinds of books." "Oh, I see. I will read more books in the future and know as much as you. "
Zhuge Liang said "knowledge is power" and then quietly left. Suddenly, I woke up. Oh, how can I talk to Zhuge Liang? I was fascinated by The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
8. I want to write a 600-word composition on dialogue between historical figures, and I am anxious to write a composition. The first time I saw Zhuge Liang's story of "borrowing an arrow from a straw boat" was in primary school, and I really admired him.
After that, I opened the Romance of the Three Kingdoms with great interest, admiring Zhuge Liang's "astronomy above and geography below" and looking forward to meeting him. One night, the clock went to 9: 15, and I was sleepy and came uninvited.
The black words in the book began to blur-I don't know how long it took, and an outline appeared in the hazy sight. I seem to have been drugged and suddenly woke up. It's not mom and dad standing in front of me, but Zhuge Liang with a fan.
I stood there as if I had forgotten to scream in surprise. For a while, I came to my senses.
Zhuge Liang shook the fan in his hand, smiled gently at me and asked my name. "Leaves."
I answered softly. He listened and said, "Do you know who I am?" I almost blurted out, "Zhuge Liang."
He smiled and said, "Then I will test you. Do you know some stories about me? " I thought for a moment and said, "Liu Bei has visited the thatched cottage. Please come out of the mountain." After that, you were moved by Liu Bei's behavior and promised to help him conquer the world.
You also made a trick up your sleeve for Liu Bei, making Sun Quan lose his wife and his soldiers. "Zhuge Liang nodded and was very happy.
I went on to say, "Zhou Yu came up with a series of tricks to kill Liu Bei, but you cracked them one by one, so that Zhou Yu, who was narrow-minded and angry, passed away ..." Zhuge Liang was surprised by my memory. I said I didn't have to look at the Romance of the Three Kingdoms when I was searching on Google. Zhuge Liang smiled and said, "It seems that you have learned a lot! Now, I want to test you with a debut question. " I suddenly woke up a lot when I listened.
"I'm sure you've heard the story of a grass boat borrowing an arrow!" I nodded and said I knew you would start with the story of "borrowing an arrow from a straw boat". Zhuge Liang went on to say, "If you were a counselor, how would you predict the change of wind direction?" "As long as I turn on the computer and go to the national meteorological website, I can take in everything in a glance about the meteorological conditions all over the country.
The prediction of wind direction is more obvious. Zhuge Liang said, "It turns out to be so simple that a small square box can know so much."
"That's not all! It turns out that everyone needs to rely on flying pigeons to deliver books or ask messengers to convey them, which inevitably takes a lot of time and even delays some things that need urgent notice. Now, you only need a mobile phone or telephone to talk to others directly. Do you think it is convenient? " Zhuge Liang was amazed and filled with emotion: "Technology has changed life! In different times, it is really the case every year.
Ye Zi, life has become so convenient, but the life of studying is still as hard as ever. Maybe you don't need the ancients to study hard for ten years, but you still have to pay a lot of sweat to reach the peak of victory. "I listened, nodded, bowed their heads and thought for a moment, and then looked up to ask Zhuge Liang some questions, only to find that he had disappeared.
9. Write a short essay of 1000 words on the topic of "My Day with Heroes of the Three Kingdoms". I like reading many books, and the romance of the Three Kingdoms is one of them.
Whenever I read the article "Empty City Plan", I always think: How did Zhuge Liang use the empty city plan to repel the enemy? I'm confused. At this time, an eight-foot-long man, wearing a black scarf and a crane, walked out of the article in high spirits. He is Zhuge Liang.
I stepped forward and said excitedly, "Hello, Mr. Zhuge Liang. I admire every battle you win, especially the empty plan. "
Zhuge Liang said, "I don't want to take risks either. At that time, there were 150 thousand Cao troops, and we only had a few thousand weak soldiers, so we had to make this plan. " Hearing this, I asked, "Then why did Sima Yi retreat without a fight?" "Ha, little friend, this is' know yourself and know yourself, and fight every battle'.
Sima Yi thought I was always cautious and never took risks. Seeing such scenes on and off the city, he thought there must be an ambush in the city and retreated. ""Mr Zhuge Liang, you must have read a lot of books to understand so much knowledge. "
"Of course, as long as I have time, I will read all kinds of books." "Oh, I see.
I will read more books in the future and know as much as you. Upon hearing this, Zhuge Liang said "knowledge is power" and then quietly left.
Suddenly, I woke up. Oh, how can I talk to Zhuge Liang? I was fascinated by The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
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