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Mathematicians' humor

A statistician met a mathematician, and the statistician teased the mathematician and said, "Didn't you say that if X = Y and Y = Z, then X = Z! Then I think if you like a girl, then you will also like the boy that the girl likes? "

The mathematician thought for a moment and asked, "Then you put your left hand in a pot of 100 degree boiling water and your right hand in a pot of 0 degree ice water." ! Because they are only 50 degrees on average! "

Mathematicians fall in love

Mathematicians and their girlfriends are walking in the park. His girlfriend asked him, "Do you really mind my freckles?"

The mathematician replied softly, "Absolutely not! I was born to like dealing with decimal points. "

Chinese or math?

In Chinese composition class, the teacher assigned a 500-word composition.

As soon as the bell rang, a student found that he had only written 250 words. He had a brainwave and wrote "the above content ×2" in the last line of the article.

A few days later, the composition book was issued, and the position of the score suddenly appeared "80÷2".

I'm going to be deformed

Math teachers are often used to saying to distracted students in class, "Pay attention! I want to ... "

One day, while explaining the equation, he found another student distracted, so he snapped, "Be careful, I'm going to be deformed!" " "

The spirit of all beings does it one brace up, and dozens of pairs of eyes stare at him. ...

Pythagoras law

A student asked his father, "What is Pythagorean law?"

His father was furious and said, "Idiot, you don't even know this. The Pythagorean law is a discipline formulated by the surname leader. "

Professor of mathematics

A math professor was knocked down by a speeding car on the road, and the driver left without stopping. When the traffic police came to ask about the license plate number of the car, the professor thought for a moment and said, "At the moment when I was knocked down, I only saw an equation on the car: XY minus 5 17, and the final difference was 24 ..."

Wu Zetian is a great mathematician.

History teacher: "Do you know who Wu Zetian is?"

Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician. Adding it after five is the great mathematician who invented rounding. "