What are homophonic ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, jokes and couplets?

1, two apes are cutting firewood in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dares to saw (sentence)

How does the old beast solve the problem (hoof)-solve the problem?

2, because of the lotus root, (why)

Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)

3, lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shell was originally only windproof.

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou).

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)

5. Master Gu Shang (monk)

Embroidered in front of the beauty hall (scholar)

Second, ancient poetry

1, silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drip the wick dry every night. (44) (Untitled Li Shangyin)

2, light candles at the bottom of the well, * * * Lang Changxing Mo Weiqi. (Candle-tell, go-violate) Wen Tingyun

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Qing Qing) Zhu Yuxi

Third, jokes

1, related to place names

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is shy. During the dinner, the cheerful classmates smiled and pointed to the shy classmates and introduced us: "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then he raised his glass to propose a toast to everyone, raised his head and gulped it down, then said, "I'm from Yangon."

2. The headmaster is angry

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management. He said, "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; Not an official! "

Step 3 meet in the country

At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. The meeting is over now. The host said: "Sausage paste melon for pickles." (Now, the head of the township will speak. The township head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, today's meal.

4. "Wochun" ("I am stupid")

5. Smell the flowers in the dark plum blossom (I have no culture), I hate my ass lying on the branches (I have a low IQ), and it smells like water when I lie far away (ask who I am). Xiehouyu

Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)

Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike a scholar who writes poems-and has two hands (the first one).

He gave it to the girl of the Zheng family-just right (Zheng He's)-expert (sailing)

Two hundred dollars of peanuts-you can refute (peel) peaches with both hands-reasonable (gift)

Buying camels at Huguo Temple-No matter whether peppers fall into rice-Trouble (rice)