Boys and girls joke a lot

1. Today is Wang Han’s birthday. His girlfriend called early and said that she would go home to congratulate Wang Han on his birthday in the evening and also give Wang Han a surprise! Heard this good news! Wang Han was extra energetic at work today and got a dozen clients at once! Return to the company. It was already three o'clock in the afternoon. When I went to the cafeteria, there was only one pitiful dish and one soup left, namely stir-fried three beans (stir-fried soybeans, green beans, and peas with meat) and radish soup. I had no choice but to go to customers all morning, and my stomach was already growling, so I had to order a large plate of stir-fried three beans with meat and a large pot of radish soup, and started eating! Unexpectedly, before getting off work, Wang Han's stomach felt like an off-road Jeep engine! --The violent piston movement began! In an instant, waves of gas rushed out of Wang Han's body! Wang Han quickly rushed to a place where no one was around. His stomach hummed softly in embarrassment at first, but it soon turned into a barrage of popping noises! My stomach is so bloated! But at this moment, his girlfriend called and said that she had arrived home and asked Wang Han to go home quickly. well! I had no choice but to go home, hoping she wouldn't see me in such a mess! ...

On the way home, Wang Han deliberately farted a lot. We were almost home, and my stomach felt much better. Wang Han felt that there would be no more problems. From a distance, I saw my girlfriend waiting for me by the door. She looked a little excited. She shouted, "My dear, tonight, I have prepared a very wonderful gift for you that will definitely surprise you."

Before she even entered the door, her girlfriend used a piece of cloth to hold the door open. Wang Han's eyes were tightly covered and he said he wanted to give me a surprise! He also led Wang Han to sit in the chair in front of the dining table and made Wang Han swear not to peek. Suddenly, Wang Han felt like farting again. Just at this moment, my girlfriend's cell phone rang. This saved Wang Han’s life! Wang Han made an excuse and asked her to go to another room to answer the phone! But she insisted that Wang Han not be able to remove the blindfold, and even made Wang Han swear! Then he ran to another room to answer the phone. As soon as she left, Wang Han seized the opportunity, moved all his weight to one leg, and farted out. The fart was not only loud, but also smelled like rotten eggs. Wang Han could hardly breathe, so Wang Han touched the chair cushion and fanned it all around in an attempt to get rid of the unpleasant smell.

Just when Wang Han was feeling better, another fart came again. Wang Han raised his legs again and started to let go! It sounded like a revving diesel engine, and this time the smell was even worse. In order to prevent himself from suffocating, Wang Han waved his arms and fanned the chair cushion, hoping that the smell would dissipate as soon as possible.

Just when everything was about to return to normal, another fart rushed over impatiently. So Wang Han stood up, bent down, and pushed his butt back and upward! Put it out. This fart was truly top-notch, even the newspaper behind him was blown to the ground...

Wang Han listened to the conversation of his girlfriend in the other room. , because he had to keep his promise not to peek, Wang Han did not dare to open his blindfold, so he could only fart constantly in the dark, in order to expel all the gas in his stomach quickly without making the room smell worse! Wang Han untied his belt, lowered his underwear and trousers down to his lower abdomen, exposed his butt, fumbled to open the balcony door behind him, stretched almost his entire butt out onto the balcony, and started farting crazily. Come..., ah! Feel much better! After that, I danced around and fanned the room with chair cushions, praying that the stench would dissipate quickly... Just like that, within the next ten minutes, Wang Han kept farting and fanning Chair cushion, finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone, the air in the room and my belly felt better! Wang Han quickly put on his pants, tidied his hair, and began to wait gracefully and with a smile for his dear Wang Han to surprise me.

When she approached, Wang Han had a satisfied smile on his face, looking gentle. The girlfriend first apologized to Wang Han for taking such a long time on the phone, and then asked Wang Han if he had ever secretly lifted the cloth.

After Wang Han assured her that he was not peeking, his girlfriend removed the cloth covering Wang Han's eyes and said to Wang Han, "It's unexpected! My girlfriend asked me to take them to see you today. They said you were in the photo." You see, the five people sitting at the table are all good sisters from my work, and the six standing on the balcony are my best friends from school. !"

At this time, Wang Han was extremely shocked and horrified to find that a large number of girls were sitting around the dining table opposite Wang Han, and there was another group of girls standing on the balcony behind him. Came to attend this birthday party that surprised Wang Han. Now, each of them looked at me with an indescribable expression on their faces, as if they had discovered Martians...

2. In an ancient mountain village, they discovered an ancient village. Because they have been isolated from the outside world for generations, they are like people in a paradise, and the outside world has a strong interest in them. So a beautiful female reporter went to this backward mountain village to interview the locals.

The subject of her interview was an old man in his 50s. After learning about their isolated life for generations, the female reporter was greatly surprised and then curious,

So she I plan to describe the joys, sorrows and joys of their isolated life. "Excuse me, what is the happiest thing that has happened to you over the years?" asked the curious female reporter. "One winter, the sheep of the third family next door were lost." The old man said. "Is there anything to be happy about if the sheep is lost?" The female reporter became even more curious.

"After the sheep was lost, dozens of us went up the mountain with torches to look for it. We searched for three days and three nights, and finally found it in a corner of the back mountain.",

The old man took a puff of cigarette, narrowed his eyes and said with endless aftertaste. "What happened after you found it?" the female reporter asked curiously.

"It was already very late when we found it, so we set up a tent in the snowdrift to rest. It was very windy outside. We felt very bored. So everyone took turns to get on the sheep. It was so cool !”

The female reporter obviously felt a little embarrassed and wanted to avoid the topic. So she interrupted the old man and asked if there were any other happy things?

"One winter, the new wife of Lao Ma's family got lost in the mountains." The old man said. "Have you found it?" the female reporter asked.

"Dozens of us searched for three days and three nights, and finally found it in the corner of the back mountain. So we pressed down the tent to rest. The wind was very strong at night in winter.

We were all very bored, so we took turns to fuck Lao Ma’s new wife, which was great,” the old man said, tapping the dry pipe in his hand.

The female reporter felt even more embarrassed. She decided to avoid the subject. So she asked, was there anything worth being sad about during these decades of isolation?

The old man's face suddenly changed, his hands began to tremble, and he could hardly hold the dry tobacco in his hands. Two drops of turbid tears rolled out of his deep-set eyes.

His lips trembled several times, and his body seemed to be trembling. After a long silence, he said, . . . A year ago in the winter, I got lost in the mountains. . . . . . .