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Can you help me find an interesting job in the countryside? About 400 words
Every rest day, I always ask my father to take me to my grandmother's house in the country. Pigs in the pigsty, dogs guarding the door, naughty kittens, hens laying eggs … will make me feel that the country is much more interesting than the city. When I arrived there today, I saw my grandmother sitting in a "bath" and rowing in the river. She seems to be looking for something in the vast green river. I asked curiously, "Grandma, what are you doing sitting in the bath?" My words made everyone laugh, but I was confused. What are they laughing at? Grandma told me, "This is not a bathtub. This is a barrel. Those green ones born in the river are our Jiaxing specialty-Nanhu Ling. " Oh, it turns out that grandma also planted Nanhu Ridge, which made a big joke. Seeing grandma rowing so easily and happily in the river, I couldn't wait to try it, but my parents unanimously opposed it. They say the river is too deep and the diamond bucket is small, so it is not as stable as the ship. It was dangerous for me to go up alone, and my father took me up at most, but the idea was soon dismissed. My father and I seem to be too heavy. I guess the diamond barrel will protest. I begged again and again and pestered my parents. Finally, my parents couldn't stand my soft grinding and hard foam. Let me go down and try. Dad will do a good job of safety. Growing up in the city, I was like a big stupid elephant. As soon as my foot stepped into the bucket, it shook. I quickly shrank my feet back. My father encouraged me and taught me to grasp the center of gravity Don't stand up straight, squat down slowly, and then sit on a small stool. I tried it slowly and finally sat firmly on it. Father pushed me and the bucket out, and I was at a loss. I don't know how to row a boat. After this time, instead of losing confidence, I thought: I must learn to row a diamond bucket. I asked my father for advice. My father taught me: "Row left, row right, don't miss it." I tried my father's method and successfully controlled the water chestnut bucket. Just as I was about to cheer, the water chestnut bucket shook and scared me half to death. It seems that you can't get too excited about the water chestnut bucket. I paddled slowly forward and picked up the water chestnut leaves around me. The tender, green and round water chestnut seems to be smiling at me. I don't care if it is mature or not, I just picked it off at once. I slowly shuttled between a pile of green leaves, as if forgetting my fear and picking a lot. Father saw me rowing farther and farther, and immediately the rope pulled me back. I really want more. I ate my own diamonds at noon, and I felt very delicious!
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