Write jokes that really happen around you

1. A colleague told me that once when I was eating at KFC, there were four women sitting next to me. They kept telling some old horror and supernatural stories, but they were scared to death. In the end, my colleague was really annoyed. He calmly finished eating, wiped his mouth, and said to the air next to the seat: "Grandma, have you finished eating? We are going back after eating." Then he pretended to hold someone else's arm with one hand, and the four people were horrified. Walking away with eyes...

2. One time, my colleagues ate at a buffet, and I ate and chatted with my friends for 4 hours. I didn't leave until my stomach couldn't hold it any longer. But before he got home, he suffered from abdominal pain and was rushed to the hospital by a friend for emergency treatment. The doctor diagnosed him with acute gastric dilatation and required hospitalization. The hospitalization fee alone was estimated to be more than 5,000 yuan!

3. A colleague had just obtained his driver’s license two days ago and hurriedly took us for a ride. When we reached a certain section of road, he was stopped by the traffic police. Why? Because the speed limit on this road section is 60 kilometers. That SB thought it was a racing track! Think of "60" as "GO"

60GO60GO60GO60

Does GO60GO60GO look similar!!! It's awesome! Even singing GOGOGO while driving

Oh, oh, oh, oh! Hey! He was speeding just after getting his driver’s license!

4. When my colleague drove to the train station to pick someone up, he met two women who asked for money. They said they hadn’t eaten for several days, so he gave them 20 yuan out of kindness! Money! A few days later, my colleague met again at the train station. The two women again said they had not eaten. The colleague decisively drove the two women to a nice restaurant and ordered eight dishes and one soup. You thought it was enough for them. It’s just a g-tide, this is not it. Halfway through the meal, my colleague ordered another bottle of red wine. Seeing that the two women were happy with the meal, he left silently...