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The cruel love philosophy described in Dwelling House ~

Love is a trick for men to cheat women. If a man really loves a woman, don't play around. First, get a stack of tickets so that women don't have to worry about the future. The second is to provide a house, at least when you can't have a man, your heart is gone and your body is still landing.

A woman believes that a man who spends a lot of money on her shows her weight and his sincerity.

A few days ago, a friend of mine told me her sigh. She comes from an official family, has a model-like figure and can speak the piano well. After graduation, she started her own company. She once had a vigorous and dying love, and now she is married to a Confucian businessman and lives a quiet life.

Because marriage is very low-key, many men around don't know that she is married, so they pursue her one after another. She said: "I only believe in one kind of man now, that is, the man who spends a lot of money on women." Just talking about the spirit is nonsense. " She said that she had been there before, and her previous relationship could give her life for a man. "You may think I am snobbish and realistic, but I want to tell you that wealth can really give you more freedom and give you the freedom to do what you like."

Love is no longer suspended in mid-air.

What my friend said is very reasonable. I believe that men who see this moment will call women snobs. There is a striking similarity between Liu Liu and his friends, that is, if a man loves a woman, he should not play with empty words, sweet words and roses. These are just the adjustment of love, and they must be implemented. Love hangs in mid-air and is unreliable. Women will run away sooner or later.

I saw the news on the internet that day that the general situation of the blind date market now is: "The starting price of men is the house, and the starting price of women is the appearance." Society has changed, women have become practical and have a demand for material things. Few women get married in rented houses. If you meet them, treat her well. Even if a woman doesn't want to get married in a rented house, that's normal. Don't complain about women.

Although friends only trust men who spend a lot of money on themselves, some of them are absolute. But it makes sense. Because of this society, there are too many men who boast that they are unreliable. When you keep your mouth shut, you will mention your background, what your father is, how long, or have dinner with celebrities and take a sauna. Such a beautifully dressed man is definitely not a cow. It is precisely because he is afraid of being ignored and afraid of not catching beautiful women that he wants to add weight to himself. "I don't listen to these. If you spend a lot of money, I will believe you. You send a villa to send a car, I will believe you. " Sounds a little poisonous.

What is the proof of a man's ability?

I think it makes sense to sum up men when there are superior people in the past. Men prove themselves with three abilities, the first is the ability on the football field, the second is the ability to make money, and the third is the sexual ability. Therefore, in order to save face, men always show off and brag about their three types of men. So if you want to distinguish, you might as well be serious.

Tell me more about women. Women are really hard to serve. If only material things are not sweet words, women will think this man is too boring and boring, but most of them still endure it. Without tickets and houses, most women would run away. It is recognized that women are born vain. So it's strange to see other women with famous brands, houses and cars without envy. I just want it. This is normal. Women are inherently insecure. In this era when nothing is reliable, you can be less flustered if you have a ticket in your hand. If you don't even have a place to live, women will wander with men and feel that they can't find a home. Tell her: "Dear, our hearts and our love are our home." This is all bullshit.

Love needs stability.

I think before the age of 30, especially before the age of 25, girls can be indifferent to materials and tickets. They should be as energetic and memorable as possible. Love hanging in the air is really wonderful, but it is very unstable. Therefore, it is still young, and the landing will land, and the pragmatism will be pragmatic.

A woman believes that a man who spends a lot of money on her shows her weight and his sincerity. Although the rich have money, they also use it wisely. Besides, money is not so easy to earn. For example, Li Zekai spent 1 100 million yuan for Liang Luoshi. No matter how rich he is, he will not give it to others casually. Of course, for women, a man who spends a lot of money on you may not really love you. But it is undeniable that even if you can't get love, at least there will be no famine. Besides, feelings are too illusory, so it is better to hold something real. This may be the reason why the seaweed in Dwelling House fell in love with Song Siming, but women, it is best not to pick the hard bone of marriage.

A man's responsibility

Man, when you scold a woman for being fickle, it is better to bow your head and earn money. At that time, it's not women who pick your bones, but you pick women's bones. Love is a trick for men to cheat women. This is not accurate. Love is beautiful, but the process of maintaining love is very hard. Yes, if a man really loves a woman, he must think about their future, how to prevent her from being wronged, and how to give her children a good education, instead of saying big and empty words there. This is the greatest embodiment of a man's sense of responsibility.

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Liu Liu, the author of Double-sided Adhesive, the latest work: Dwelling House Novel, read the whole book for free.

Brief introduction: Pinghai and Su Chun both graduated from famous universities in Shanghai, and established their own families in Shanghai, and the place they chose to settle down was only a rented Shikumen house of 10 square meter. It is Pinghai's biggest dream to save enough down payment and become a house slave. ...

Pinghai's sister Haizao and her boyfriend Beckham are renting a three-bedroom apartment. They won't talk about marriage until they have saved enough down payment. ...

A poor couple and a "white-handed" couple are also happy. It seems that all the changes started with Pinghai raising the down payment everywhere. Four people are pushed into an uncontrollable orbit by life, and everything seems to be reversed by the appearance of the fifth person.

This man's name is Song Siming, the mayor's secretary. He met seaweed at a dinner party. The way she sleepwalked brought him back to college …